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AbbieNormal

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118 posts by AbbieNormal

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Yes, Abbie Normal is starting a thread about strip clubs!!

Here's the scoop. I'm going to be going to a conference next spring in the Boston area. I thought of driving and combining it with a stripclub trip. I'd probably leave on a Friday after work (from…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 24

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Link for Lopaw

Lopaw, two things I know you are into, girls and curling, now brought together in the Norwegian curling calendar! Sorry, couldn't find an online translator that worked... http://www.curling.no/index.php?kat_id=11&art_id=1056&front_sess=4c66c5f4e55704cfbaf8a0c2381b2a81

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 1 1

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How to save the airlines

I know we have a few people here who work for airlines. I also know that most airlines are in financial trouble. My uncle sent me this, I couldn't resist. Here's How to save the airlines......... Dump the male…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 2 17

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My main obsession

HERE WE GO STEELERS HERE WE GO!! Sorry, couldn't resist. I now return you to our shared obsession.

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 1 58

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Peaking at the club

Here's a topic I've struggled with in the clubs. Identifying when the good times have peaked and leaving before the inevitable let down. Other than the obvious "climax" of the good times, what do you look for as…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 2 9

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Celebrities with a "stripper vibe"

We've all spent enough time in clubs to pick up on a stripper vibe. Some girls seem born to be strippers or seem like naturals. Another thread got me thinking. We've done the celebrity stripper several times,…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 1 2

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I don't like strip clubs very much.

That's the only conclusion I can draw. I spent most of yesterday in Baltimore. On my way I passed one of the top 10 clubs in the US. I actually saw it and it was less than…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 2 17

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Happy Bastille day

Let the French bashing or praise commence.

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 7 15

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She looks better naked

Interesting phenomenon on a recent trip. A slow day shift, populated by a few of the, more Rubenesque dancers. One girl, very cute face, but the way too tight dress and thong she was wearing didn't do her…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 6 10

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Tagged!

The first time ever. Sitting stageside a swinging dancer tagged me. I wasn't watching, just felt a glancing blow to the left side of my face. I was a bit too involved with the dancer sitting with…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 5 14

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Worst lapdance ever

Anyone care to share? Mine was in a San Antonio club where a dancer thought her knee was the proper part of her body to caress my balls with.

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 13

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Tits

Don't want to offend mammillary-americans, or the mammillarilay-impaired, but I want to get back to talking about tits and ass. Oops, that may be glutealcentric! Do you prefer a girl with great tits or ass? Which will get…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 19

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Club of choice, drink of choice?

Perhaps its just because I can get to them the most easily and the DC clubs have me used to it, but I prefer fully nude clubs, and I like alcohol (at least BYOB) to be available. I almost…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 20

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Founder appreciation

Well, I had to do it. I had about a year of free membership left, but I just bought a one year membership. Why? It's $39.95 (or something like that), which considering the improvements Founder has made…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 25

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Abbreviations? I am a BSD

That stands for big swinging dick. An afternoon at my regular club highlited the good and the bad of that. Slow afternoon, most of the girls weren't making squat. My moderate tips were noticed. A favorite…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 5

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"To do" list

No, not specific strippers, clubs. Which are the new (to you at least) clubs you plan on visiting in the near future. Mine are all in driving distance of somewhere I will be this year or my home.…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 7

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Eau de Stripper

Doing some laundry this weekend. I recall that some of the items are from my last club visit. As usual upon arriving home I tossed all my clothes and my jacket, right into the hamper and went straight…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 9

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You all suck, I am the greatest!!

Just thought I'd give the troll somewhere he could post and actually be on topic for a change.

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 9

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OTC opinions.

Do you partake? Do you think it is dangerous? Fun? A good/bad idea? I've almost always avoided it. Forget the danger aspects of disease, unbalanced strippers, drug addicted boyfriends, and all the rest. I couldn't help…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 120

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Air dance indicators.

I think we've all been there before. Decent club, there appears to be sufficient contact, decent lineup, time to consider a LD. You look, find your prefered girl, maybe scout her for a dance if the LD area…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 3 9

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How do YOU spot a ROB

Survey time. What sets off the alarm bells in your head that say RIP OFF BITCH!! We can all share, but start with the ones you actually use as opposed to what you think should work. My number one,…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 22

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Total computer nerd question for Lopaw.

Sorry for the off topic post, but knowing that lopaw likes to build computers I have an upgrade question she may be able to help me with. Any of you that think this will be hot talk with a…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 2 4

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Rail tipping around the nation.

Here's a topic that doesn't get a lot of attention, rail tipping. I personally like to sit stageside and tip till a dancer catches my eye. Across the country I've seen a lot of different ways that tipping…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 17

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Stupid Stripclub Tricks

Just a friday topic for fun. What are some of the stupidest things you've done in a stripclub? Mine are 1) Start a tab. 2) Lose my briefcase with my presentation in it (never take your…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 13

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Another Friday project about strippers

The old "hooker with the heart of gold" trope has been around for a while, anybody got any good "stripper with a heart of gold" stories? FONDL, Shadowcat, I'm sure you guys have tons, but let the other kids…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 2 6
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