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AbbieNormal

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118 posts by AbbieNormal

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How to have fun in a strip club, the new rules.

We've been getting a lot of advice and criticism for our unenlightened habbits, so I thought it best to summarize what we've learned. 1) You should go looking to date the stripers, if you don't your deluding yourself about what…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 30

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The good and bad of cultivating favorites

Another long boring topic to flog to death. I like to have favorites at the clubs I go to regularly. I started to do this defensively at a time when the dancer quality at my local clubs was…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 10

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What makes a PL?

The accusation seems to be flying, so maybe let's review. From the Glossary; "PL Pathetic Loser - get a grip, she's not in love with you, she just wants your money. All of it." I think we…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 21

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Top stripclub suggestions

Since we've all been bumping old topics to get the pile of RL off the board here's a new one to consider. We all like to complain about the downward trend of clubs, or the souless lapdance factories, or…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 38

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Average visit

I think I can guess this for a few of the regular posters, but what is your average visit to a club like? For me, I go about once a month. I always go alone, and I usually…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 5

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Are there any strippers out there who do high milage?

I know, add some caps and it sounds like a RL rant, but I am curious. Other than one on this board a while back, I can't think of any post by a stripper on this or other boards…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 20

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Is stripping more acceptable nowdays?

With the mainstreaming of porn and a general easing of standards of public behavior is stripping more socially acceptable than it used to be? How do you think this affects the industry? Is an increased supply of strippers…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 11

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Stripper names and what they mean...

Mercedes/Lexus/Porsha, etc. - Expensive ride Bambi/Barbi - Bimbo and proud of it. Any others?

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 32

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You know you've been spending too much time in nudie bars when...

ZBone did a post on "customer damage" a long time ago. Anybody showing any symptoms? I know after a couple of closely spaced visits I sometimes catch myself looking at women a little too obviously. Dancers can…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 16

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Strip Club Outfit

On another thread there was a discussion of what to wear. Like most guys I've always gone in what I wore to work that day, which is usually Kakis and a nice shirt. On vacation it's been shorts…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 5 8

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Stripclub Heaven/Stripclub Hell

A post on another topic about southern efficiency and northern charm reminded me of an old joke. In Heaven: The…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 4 5

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Does anyone else get the impression...

...that the only real difference between DavidS and RL is a daily dose of Haldol? Sorry, just had to ask.

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 4

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Bad management

OK, here's a pet peeve of mine. Almost every time I'm out with friends at a regular bar when we're spending money the bartender will often comp a round or buy a round of shooters or something. We…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 8

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Courtesy tipping

Here is something I've wondered about for a while. In the DC clubs a lot of the tipping is offstage after the dancer gets down. Some guys aren't into everyone watching them get an eyefull an inch from…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 6

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Ever been cut off?

Here was an interesting situation, I'd be interested in everyone's reaction (except RL's which I THINK I can GUESS!). I was at a canadian club with a girl I had basically chosen for the night. I was buying…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 2 6

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RL's Rules

RL, here are some things to keep in mind. Strippers don't give out their full real name and phone number to people they just met or customers. Neither do waitresses, bartenders, flight attentdants, dental hygenists, cashiers, secretaries, receptionists, UPS drivers,…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 2

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What celebrity would be the best stripper?

At the end of the post on the perfect club parodyman brought up something interesting. A lot of stars have played strippers (Demi Moore, Salma Hayek, Elizabeth Berkley and Shannon Elizabeth come to mind). Who do you think…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer21 yrs ago 1 9

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What would your perfect club be like?

Time to get back to talking about naked girls in a fun way. Let's try to keep it connected to reality, such as things that actually do happen in clubs. I know that on Baltimore's Block you can…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer21 yrs ago 1 49
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