What is the oddest thing you've ever worn to a stripclub.

messaround, I actually did fend off a ticket with my costumes. I had been up all night at another dancer's place and was looking for this casino buffet in a Nevada city. I blew through a stop sign that I didn't know was there and a cop pulled me over. He told me that I was going 10 miles over the speed limit and didn't even tap my brakes for the stop sign.

He asked me for my driver's license and I slowly seductively rumaged through my dance bag that was on the passenger's seat next to me. He was standing next to the passenger's window to avoid the traffic passing my car on my left. I held up and dangled various bits of lingerie and costumes for him to see and smiled at him while doing so. The clincher was the long, black thigh high boot that I unfureled (sp?). I asked him for directions to the casino buffet. He asked me if it was Spring Break or something because I was the third student he had pulled over that night, driving erradically (sp?). I said that I didn't think that it was. He let me go without a ticket. I guess that he enjoyed the provocative lingerie show and teasing. -T

As far as the customers are concerned I've had a few strange ones:

1) guy with a huge fake dick and balls the size of large oranges (under his bermuda shorts); a guy with a vibrator in his pocket that he turned on during the dance (it made me nervous that the other girls would hear the vibrator, I made him turn it off); another guy with a huge, hard fake dick that hurt to rub against (he was convinced that it was his own equipment and who I'm I to argue)

2) Guy who wore a suit custom-made in Italy with color-coordinated shoes dual-color saddle shoes, also custom made for him in Italy.

3) Guy wearing a bra under his shirt.

4) Guys with special 'club outfits'; one wears really short shorts; another wears very thin fabric pants that have been out of style for at least 10 years; guy who wears long, silk boxers into the club with nothing over the boxers; guy who always wears shirts with buttons and starts undoing them when the dance begins (so the dancer can manipulate his nipples).

TH20 - you were also ready to fend off any potential speeding tickets

When I worked the night shift, I used to get ready at home and fly to work with my costume under a long coat with two front snaps. I'd get to work a couple minutes before the shift started, undo my coat and hit the floor.

SC; Putting your head between a pair of 44DD's or engaging in DATY can accomplish the same thing.

A condom.

I dress to blend in, so I'm not liable to wear anything very odd. I usually wear the same clothes. I even had a pair of shoes I only wore to strip clubs. They looked cool but they were uncomforable to walk in very much, so strip clubs were the perfect occasion. I finally had to retire them last year, which just shows how much SCin I've put in.