The old "hooker with the heart of gold" trope has been around for a while, anybody got any good "stripper with a heart of gold" stories? FONDL, Shadowcat, I'm sure you guys have tons, but let the other kids play too.
Here's my best. Once on travel I went to a club immediately after some conference sessions. I had my briefcase with me, which contained my presentation (still overhead slides in those days) that I was to give two days later. Throughout the night after having chosen my dancer I lost track of the briefcase as we moved about. My general state of euphoria (lapdances and beer) kept me from noticing that I no longer had my briefcase. I walked home that night not even realizing I had lost it. The next day I realized in horror what I had done. I figured it was history. There was a message on my phone so I called the desk. They had a delivery for me. I prayed that it was what I hoped, and sure enough the dancer from the night before had remembered me with it, and remembered where I was staying and had left my briefcase with a note "I thought you might need this. We had a good time, it'd be a shame for something to spoil it.". Absolutely nothing was missing, even the change was all there. Sadly she wasn't working again while I was in town.

