Comments by Raincoat (page 4)

I like it best when they wear nothing at all.

Makes me wish I were 17 again.

Remember, your ratings for any one club are averaged and only count once. No single member can heavily impact the rating of a club unless they join under numerous names. Founder refers to this as an algorithm. I don't put much stock in a club's rating until their are at least 12 reviews.

If the club has doing doing lap dances with me on a barstool, then she has to wear platform shoes or her ass won't reach my crotch. Otherwise, I'm with LeeH. I would like to see them looking tiny. Anyone else like short spinners in flip-flops?

If any girl is willing to she me her tanlines, I am happy to luck. Surprisingly, I find the ones with no tan to be very sexy. Nothing but snowy white skin.

I go alone, but I'm surprised by how many groups are there. If you go in a group, one of them is bound to spill the beans to the old lady.

No wonder the country is bankrupt.

Offer to lick it off.

So, how do we get club owners/managers to attract the the truly beautiful girls?

So we're agreed. We'll boycott the fuglies and fugly-only clubs.

I think we all agree that the young beautiful dancers rarely give the best private dances. Let's face it, just like in high school the best looking girls don't have to put out. Still, like Wallanon says, half the fun is getting a 9+ to muss her hair. I'm just wondering where we can find these 9+'s and what can we do to get clubs to attract them.

I am so happy that there are others with the same back to basics interest.

I like it when they make an effort to wear a costume, especially the naughty schoolgirl outfit. However, once they start taking it off I like them to get completely naked as fast as possible. I hate the platform shoes. They should go barefoot if they have shapely feet.

I'd like to know more about the foot fetish party, and why don't strip clubs have fetish nights.

You have to like the potential for 18-year-olds getting naked for the first time. At Beansnappers near Appleton, WI it is like rite of passage. They get pumped up on amateur night and hop spontaneously on stage. Lumberyard in Des Moines also has a way of attracting young talent for amateur night.

I like that it is less predictable.

I am hooked on amateur nights. The downsides are that they attract pros from other clubs, contestants almost always include a few fatties, and my person pet pieve is that they almost never start on time, and sometimes waste your evening by not attracting enough contenstants to start at all. On the other hand, they often attract some real college girls. This tends to attract coed clientelle who get tanked-up and provide some mardi gras party action. I like that the amateurs often stip down from street clothes. I like the fact that they dance in flip-flops or bare feet instead of those ridiculous stripper shoes. I like everything about it. I see that The Penthouse Club in Sauget near St. Louis has a $3,000 contest the first Wednesday of every month and I plan to drive way out of my way to attend the February show. Has anyone been to it. Please share your experience - every dirty detail.

bvr99: After you visit a club, please let us know about your experience.

While certainly a minority, female customers have become increasingly common at strip clubs. Everyone will treat you with respect. However, when you tip at the stage you may find that the dancers want to lift your blouse and maybe take you on stage for some special attention. Male customers will encourage this by applause and helping to provide you with money to tip dancers. The dancer always requests the girls' permission before lifting their blouse.

If they are young they should go for the schoolgirl look, but skip the Catholic plaid. Flip flops and short sundress would work well for me. I like it when they surprise you by not wearing panties from the beginning.

It happens often in Iowa (light action), and East St. Louis (real action). I especially like it when the pull a young female on stage for girl-on-girl action. I think that it would happen much more often if they could figure out a way to charge. Throwing money at them can add up, but most guys hold back hoping someone else will toss the cash.

Nolia, Since you are willing to go nude, work at King of Diamonds. You need a club that puts paying men in the seats and no Twin City club does that better than KOD. Don't be turned off by the $10 lap dances. You will have to perform more dances, but at the end of the evening you will have made more money. For someone willing to work, it is all about maximizing gross revenue. If it is your goal to sit on a stool until you get a big score, then you should go to a place that will let you charge more per dance. As a newbie, you will probably appreciate that KOD is minimal contact, with no extras. But when on stage, you will have to shave well, lay on your back, spread your legs and show us some pink.

For someone who is there to have fun, you have a lot of rules. Maybe you need to carry a sign: Don't put your lips near my breasts. Don't try to make my date horny by playing with me. Don't show me your junk. Don't inforce your pricing structure on me. Don't ignore me, yet intuitively understand what I want. I would very much like to see you let loose at a club, but let's face it, you have too many rules to have fun.

Lumberyard in Des Moines, Lumberyard II in Cedar Rapids, and Dazy Dukes in Davenport, and most other Iowa clubs attract 18 - 21 year-old girls that are there to party. They often play like they don't want to take their clothes off, but usually at least expose their tits by the end of the evening. Oddly, they don't arrive until around 11:00 pm, but every night of the week, and they arrive in groups. The clubs promote the activity with college discounts, and bead nights where the girl that collects the most beads by wandering around flashing dirty old men, wins $100. I swear sometimes they will 50 or more young girls taking their tops off every where in the club. I don't know which way to look, or where to sit. I just end up sitting next to the one that I want most to see naked. Sometimes they get pulled up on stage and stripped completely naked, sometimes they lay on the stage for mock 69 action. Beansnappers in Wisconsin is also a good place to view nude teenage patrons.

It was only a matter of time. I'm waiting for some dude to sue because of sex discrimination. This is why the independent contractor set-up is better than having employees. If they can't make money, they start giving blow-jobs or quit.