Comments by Raincoat (page 5)

Sorry, I meant to write "stripping", not stipping. But if you do any stipping, let us know about that also.

Nicoley, Please keep us informed about the process. Have you tried stipping yet?

Sitting in my lap waiting for a song to begin. Rubbing her nipples across my lips. Nibbling on the lump in my slacks.

One more thing. Shave everywhere.

Spreading her pussy lips on stage. Even better when another dancer does it for her. Leaning backwards off the stage to motorboat my balls. Hanging her bare foot off the stage to give me a footjob. Stroking my cock during the d'yawantadance phase. Holding my hand on the way back to lapdance room. Using her hand to make sure my cock stays hard. Lifting my shirt and rubbing her tits all over my bare chest. Letting me suck her tits. Quietly pulling out my shirt tail so I won't be embarassed during the walk of shame.

First, visit clubs as a spectator. Let us know the city where you live, and we can advise you about which clubs in your area make women feel welcome. Tip the dancers and get accustomed to having your clothes removed in front of cheering fans. You will learn about the shoes and g-strings that you will need. Also watch the dancers' moves, clothes removed downward -never over the head, and your back arched downard when your on all fours. Stuff like that. Then, as others have stated, try an amateur night. If you are nervous, you may need to pretend that you are just dancing with no one watching. Or not. After that, apply anywhere you want, but look for a club that is busy but doesn't require you to do anything that you are unwilling to do. If in doubt, ask.

Frankie, I there anything a guy can say during the "want-a-dance" talk that will cause you to provide a better private dance? There are certain things that I really like. I like it a lot when the dancer stokes me, or lifts my shirt for tit-to-stomach contact. How do I encourage this behavior?

I'm a non-smoker so I'm curious about the reference to mileage "outside while smoking". Please fill me in. I might start smoking.

Your analogy should have been: show-up with glove and balls, but no bat.

Good news. I found out that M.O. near 47th and Ashland is still open but changed hours to Thursday beginning at 2:00 and Fridays at noon.

Founder, Thank you. I had really missed that feature when visiting cities with lots of clubs. If I knew you, I'd buy you a lap dance. I just looked at Los Angeles and noticed that Playpen was at the top of the list with a rating of 10.2 I'm fairly certain that 10.2 is not possible so your new feature may still need some tweeking.

I use the ignore button so that I don't have to see his posts. What really bugs me though, is that everytime a dancer joins our board he manages to drive her away. Can't founder deny him access?

Dennyspade: Thanks, I had forgotten about Lake & Union. I haven't been there in at least 10 years. I am surprised that they are still operating in a west loop location. Parodyman: If you click on my name you will see that I am one of the top contributors to this site.

She holds my hand as she walks me back to the private dance room. When she spreads her pussy lips to provide a deep pink view. Stick shifting during the sales pitch. Mock oral during the private dance. When they take a female patron on stage and get her completely nude. Increasingly rare, but I like it when they let me suck on their tits.

The best system is at Tuxedo's in Davenport, IA. The dancers walk around topless giving $1 dances that last less than a minute. Then they ask if you want a dance. I get an almost free sample and I've given them a buck making it easier to say, "no thank you" to the request. I hate when the sit next to you and chat it up. Sure its great if it is the one you wanted, but it is far more likely to be the fatty and then they try to guilt you into a private.

Many of your ideas are within reach and I wish club managers would take note. Special thanks to TUSCL_Brother for his excellent suggestions. I would like a little more of the "sports bar with strippers" feel like you get at King of Diamonds in MN. I would like to see nude dancers everywhere like you used to see at the Deja Vu chain when nude "private" dances were done on coffee tables around the perimeter of the room. You would walk in a see 50 writhing nude bodies. I would like to see more of the party "anything could happen" atmosphere like you get at the Lumberyard chain. They have a talent for regularly hosting special events that attract coeds that want to show their tits. I like the very sexy and friendly waitresses at Babydolls in Dallas. It would be even better if they would flash for tips like at the Bare Chest in WI. I would really like to see topless waitresses (or nude like a once saw at a WV bar)but I suppose that is too much to ask for. I too would like to see more theme dances, especially Catholic school uniforms and co-eds in flip-flops. But I want them to get naked fast and get their well lit pussies up in my face. I would like to see more than one on stage at a time, especially if they interact like you sometimes see at Lumberyard clubs or shower shows like Roxies. I remember one time in an East St.Louis area club when one dancer spread the lips on another dancers pussy to give me a better view. I still get wood just thinking about it. I like the kind of stage interaction that you get at Minx in Des Moines. I would like to see a return to $10 dances. I swear that I spend much more money when it is in smaller increments. I dump a bundle at Tuxedos in Davenport, IA where dances are $15 for the first and $10 for each consecutive dance. Manager, are you listening? Get half this stuff at one club and you will have wall-to-wall customers without having to force your dancers to give blow jobs in the back room.

I am very impressed with the new questions. I think that I was the first reviewer to categorize my ratings in the body of the text, and probably the only one to use value as a category. When traveling, the changes will help us choose clubs where our money will go further. Ultimately this will be reward the clubs that don't try to rip us off. Extending the average rating to the 100th column is perhaps unnecessary, but I like that it at least goes beyond whole numbers. Sometimes I want to indicate that my rating is a high 7 vs. a low 7.

Thank you Ralphyboy. You're one of the few that understand our sport. Of course we all know from the pink site that there are plenty of dancers that think its yukky. They are the ones that should be working at Hooter's instead.

Yes, masturbation for money is still prostitution. However, if we go into a legal business establishment to enjoy the art of exotic dance and keep our dicks in our pants we maintain plausible deniability. It would be difficult to deny that you paid for sex when caught with your dick stuffed in a dancer's mouth.

For NJSCFan: Guys I am not understanding this post, or the responses for that matter. Are you actually saying some guys have sex in the club? Ick. Don't you get cum all over your dancer? Why do you do that -- I don't get it? Perhaps it's because I am a slightly, ahem, more mature gentleman (i.e., past 40), but I don't think I would ever come close to orgasm by having a woman blow me in a public setting where I kept all my clothes on. Can you guys really cum that easily? When I have an orgasm in the club, it is because I am engaging in consecutive lap dances. And in that case, I am not wearing a condom, for obvious reasons. So I am not cumming in her mouth, thank god. Instead, I'm cumming in my pants. And while I never thought of it this way before, I guess one of the added benefits of not wearing a condom is that my cum can spew freely instead of in a gross condom that needs to be disposed of. Again, ick. It sounds like you guys are saying that instead of cumming by having the girl rub you through your clothes, you are having sex. To which I have a simple question: WTF?!?!? Why don't you just cum in your pants like a normal person? Help me out people I am really perplexed by this. Please don't tell me you are going to strip clubs so the girls can get you off through illegal acts. Clubbing for old guys is like pretending your in high school. Someone please throw me a bone (no pun intended).

I once saw a guy wearing a kilt in at Woody's in Cedar Rapids of all places. His girlfriend was giving him a handjob under the kilt. I wonder what the bitches on the pink site would say about guys that go to strip clubs in kilts.

Fake tits do nothing for me. Natural tits are almost always preferred. Women should never get boob jobs unless they are truly flat as a board or their tits are disfigured.

Would it be possible to use weighted averages that give more weight to senior members?

I'm with JayADay in liking the street clothes thing. That must be a large part of why amateur nights are so popular and I like them less when they make the amateurs where stripper outfits. I always get a charge out of watching dancers walk in or out in their street clothes. Dolly's used to have a dancer in a nun's uniform. I'm sure some of us sick bastards even liked that. Cheerleaders and school uniforms are good but overdone. I appreciate the dancer that makes an effort to be creative for our entertainment though.

You asked about Chicago, not Roselle. Try Lake and Canal streets near the loop on Thursday late afternoon.