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8 years ago
Mikey, I know you have limited reading comprehension but please try to keep up.
Has Hillary said she she get the presidency. No. Trump won given our fucked up rules. Folk are just sayin' the rules are fucked up.
Are you actually saying that votes cast by Floridians should count more than votes cast by New Yorkers?
That's what you seem to be sayin'. And it's fucked up. I mean really, do you know how fucked up Florida is?
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8 years ago
The problem Mikeyman is that most places where conservadudes live are shitholes. Liberals have the sense to live in nice places like NY and SF.
If I had to live in Des Moines or Bozeman or Omaha I'd shoot myself.
The problem is that our constitution gives more weight to votes in poorly populated parts o' the country.
Doesn't matter. Our constitution is toast once the Chinese rescue us from Trump.
Start learning the words to the "March of the Volunteers"!
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8 years ago
Gasman, you sound ungrateful. I'm going to say "xie xie" when the PLA comes marching into the US to clean up Trump's mess.
I hope you're not going to be an ungrateful bitch that takes help from our Chinese friends and doesn't have the courtesy to just say a nice ol' xie xie. Well my mama taught me to be grateful when somebody helps my country!
Perhaps you just refuse to believe that we'll need Chinese help after Trump. Poor deluded conservadude...
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8 years ago
I guess they dint teach y'all logic in law school Smith dude. I never said that Hillary won the presidency,which is awarded by the electoral college in our fucked up system. I simply stated a fact: she received more votes than the Trumpster.
Kind of rankles with some people that thought our votes were were equal. Turns out you conservadudes are comfortable with some people being more equal than others. Kinda fucked up if ya ask me!
O' course I knew our constitution was fucked up long before this. Maybe you didn't.
I guess y'all went to a lower tier law school.
All academic anyway. Our constitution will soon be suspended when Trump fucks up so bad that the Chinese PLA will have to come rescue us.
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8 years ago
Jumbo dude, how d'ya feel 'bout the conservadudes selling out America to Russia? I thought you guys loved America. Turns out you love Russia more. I like America more than Russia. But then again I'm a patriot!
Our only hope now is for Beijing to rescue us. America: born 1776. Died 2008. Killed by uneducated conservadudes!
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8 years ago
This might be a reasonable analogy for the election is Hillary hadn't won the popular vote by more than Kennedy in '60 or Nixon in '68
Try again dumbass!
BTW, start practicing saying "yessir" to you future Chinese bosses. After the Republicans fuck everything up our only hope will be help from Beijing. I for one welcome our future Chinese overlords.
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8 years ago
Nina babe, chess dude --
Doncha know that black folks doing ANYTHING 'cept sayin' "yessir, whatever you say sir" is called "rioting" in the conservadude mind.
OTOH, racists, anti-semites, and various Brownshirts that voted Trump are just good Americans.
For every white Trump voter getting mildly inconvenienced there are ten incidents involving fascist and Nazi assholes that voted Trump.
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8 years ago
Fuck yeah. Kermit and I once DPed Miss Piggy!
That was some good acid! Woke up the next day in bed with a mop and a frog poster. Not sure where the Pig and K-man went!
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8 years ago
I also love that Doogie, who also trolls as NotaDoctorPhil and tit-TAY-fag, has picked up a troll that he alleges to be yours truly! O' course he's bein' two-faced by accusin' me o' bein' you. But that be our lil' Doogie!
Doogie, lemme clue you in: lotsa folks find you to be a boring troll. Not just me!
I figure trollin' will make you step up yo' game. Now do yo' lil' monkey dance an' reply. I needs me tha lulz!
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8 years ago
Tell the truth Doogie. You're just a dick.
Lemme tell ya sumpin Captain Dirtyass (great handle BTW...sure to drive Doogie up a wall!). Doogie just targets folks. Now Dugan-dude is a d-bag, as y'all say. But Doogie targets others. Alucard, Jester, etc.
Alucard was a good guy. Bit of a weird willy, but nice enough once you realized he wasn't fuckin' wit' ev'rybody. Alucard really valued his posts here. I tussled with Alucard when I thought he was joking. But once I realized I was hurting his feelings I backed off. Doogie don't have the empathy to do that.
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8 years ago
Funny idea, but I think Trump will sell America out to Putin. Then the Chinese will rescue us from the Russians.
I'm excited. I've already purchased a Chairman Mao hat. Soon I'll paint my house red with five gold stars!
Buckle up buckaroos...and start learnin' Mandarin! WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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8 years ago
Why are you into SWs? Y'all be catchin' da dick drop off disease if ya fuck the SWs.
Doncha know that Dugan-dude has fucked 90% o' SWs? Ricky boi be a dick drop off carrier. Y'all see, his dick was too small to actually fall off.
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8 years ago
^^^
Doogie, I know you lust after me but you're too ugly, stupid, and poor for me.
Find a nice homeless drunk dude to fall in love with!
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8 years ago
WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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8 years ago
You know what I say about the women who use me to get access to my enormous trouser python?
WEEE-YAWWW!!!
And afterward I say "get out da bed bitch 'cos Zippy gots ta get his beauty sleep!" If they complain I add "girl, don't go away mad, jes' go away!"
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8 years ago
Doogie-duuude, why do you have such a hard on for me? I don't swing that way and you're jes' a closet case obsessed with a few folks like me and Dugan-dude.
Hell, you probably jack it to Alucard every night. Sad!
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8 years ago
I have no idea what tha Shylyn-duuude is saying but I'll jes' add WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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8 years ago
Well, as you can see, Dougsta (also known as Tittyfag) has a raging hard on for me despite the fact that I don't swing that way.
I haven't seen any recent Juice posts. I suspect he got his ass kicked for sodomizing a stripper with a drumstick of the Colonel's XXX-tra kris-PAY!
I still like to say WEEE-YAWWW!
Same shit...different day!
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8 years ago
Betcha can't pass my grammar test...
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8 years ago
It's cute that you're tryin' to go alpha troll on me Doogie/tittyfag/Phool.
You may devote a lot of time to you're trolling, but the problem is that you're too stupid and uneducated to be an alpha troll.
To be an alpha troll you have to make others feel inferior. You know, the way you feel right now. Which is the same way you felt when you flunked out of community college...
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8 years ago
Rick the Bear...I love it!
Too clever to be Doogie. Probably the same guy that's behind the Ricky Boy and Rick the Lion parodies!
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8 years ago
Au contraire mon frere Meatman. Doogie ain't under my skin, even if he does resemble a chigger!
I just find it amusing that so many people can drive the Dougsta nuts. Me, Ricky-boy, the original Texas tittyman, etc.
Doogie is probably still trolling Alucard!
Alucard, may he rest in peace, was a sensitive soul that took Doogie's trollin' seriously. But the Dougsta didn't have the decency to back off when it became clear that Alucard was genuinely hurt. Says something a bit sad 'bout Doogie if ya ask me.
Frankly, I'd stop slappin' anybody who took my trolling seriously. Mikeyman, Doogie, whoever. I get no pleasure from being cruel. Jokin' 'round ifin all parties can take it is another matter...
I don't know what Doogie's malfunction is. Most parsimonious explanation is that he's an asshole. So I treat him as such.
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8 years ago
Of course Mikeyman is a Trump supporter. I wouldn't expect anything else from an uneducated llow information voter. Of course, I doubt that you have any investments that will decrease in value if the Trumpster (also known as Fuckface von Clownstick) gets elected.
I guess being a broke-ass loser has some benefits.
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8 years ago
Well lemme see TIT-tay-fag cough Dougsta cough...I never done been on da short bus cause I actually went to a selective university and dint need ta rake tha bus. Cause o' family money doncha know. I jes' play at bein' an idjit fer da lulz
Actually, I suspect ya wouldn't know 'cos you actually ARE an idjit. And y'all prolly came from a family o' idjits that dint have no money
BOOM...zippycup wins again!
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8 years ago
Just saw this. Mikey-dude, I don't get you. You're clearly able to share genuine sentiment. I feel a bit bad about (metaphorically) poking you with a sharp stick after reading this. You're clearly wrestling with feelings of regret and not just trying to dominate the discussion.
So riddle me this: why can't you sometimes relax and just let others say whatever crazy shit they want? Why is any joke I say immediately met with your bullshit. Occasionally I'd like to post something without your incessant commentary. I get it. You hate my sense of humor. I think your comment are moronic. Can't we just accept those things a TUSCL axioms and move on?