Comments by zipman68 (page 3)

Nina, don't criticize DoogieDumbass's need for depends. He's living in this momma's basement cashing disability checks wishing he was a big finance guy. Doesn't matter if he sits in his own waste all day.

Shut up Doogie. Even a subpar lawyer make more than a dumbass wannabe finance guy that lives off disability checks in his momma's basement.

Doogie, I know you lust after me but I don't swing that way. Plus you're way too stupid and ugly for me. So mellow out. We're never going to happen.

America has become deplorable. It must be destroyed to be saved. The PRC will help REAL patriotic Americans do this! A toast to the glorious People's Republic of America and our Chinese friends!

Papi dude, America will be red with five gold stars! Welcome to the PLA! Save America! Xie xie President Xi!

Why are you conservadudes so hateful? San Jose dude is committed to helping all Americans! He is a real patriot! Unlike the conservadude traitors that voted Trump. We will welcome our Chinese liberators. Will you?

欢迎来到我们光荣的解放者

Canada? Peshaw... Help our future Chinese liberators to rescue us from Trump!

Doesn't matter. The Chinese will rescue us and institute Chinese democracy for us. Xie xie President Xi! Are you practicing Mandarin now? You should be!

Nina, I don't think Dougsta has admitted to himself that he's attracted to men. That's why he creates gay aliases and calls everybody fags. He'd be less of an asshole if he took some up his asshole. Doogie, you need to go to a video store with glory holes and suck some cock. Imagine it's me on the other side. I don't swing that way but I suspect imagining me will give you pleasure so I don't care...

Dallas and Deuce dudes, perhaps you should re-read Matthew7:5. That Jesus feller said some wise shizzle! BTW, the relevant Jesus was a Jew, not a Mexican. So don't be a-skeered o' him. He did do day labor as a carpenter tho', so Trump might have deported him.

Doogie, you're pathetic. You make up the "fact" that Nina went to MSU and then rip on her for going there. Sad. I suspect it's only because you're jealous. You seethe with hatred toward Spartans ever since they rejected you. Don't take it personally. Respectable universities don't admit wannabe finance gurus that flunked out of high school. Maybe you should try Trump University!

Trump will have to sell her to Putin after Trump destroys America. I predict that will be in May 2017. That will be the last straw for Trump. Faced with the image of Putin and his cronies gangbanging Ivanka he'll invite the Chinese in to protect us from the Russians! Buckle up buckaroos...and start learning Mandarin!

Larrydude, you better learn to say that in Mandarin!

Rice paddy? WTF Mikey man? Are you practicing things to say to your future Chinese overlords? Real Chinese cuisine is quite varied and not necessarily dominated by rice.

Constitution won't matter when Trumpsta turns the US into a dystopian hellhole that can only be reversed by the coming Chinese occupation. The Chinese will tear up our dumbass constitution Buckle up buckaroos...and start learning Mandarin!

Which conservadude will meet his doom at the hands o' da Chinese? Well Dougsta is the best bet. But who knows? Could be Mikey... Zippy to da Chinese: xie xie

Yup. Alucard is no longer amongst the living. Next to die: killed when he tries to give his dumbass financial advice to a PLA soldier from the occupying force sent to rescue us from Trump's bumbling. BOOM! Zippycup wins again!

Anybody ever notice how obsessed Doogie is with male homosexuality? Callin' everybody he doesn't like a fag, inventing the Tittyfag alias. Even his NotaDoctorPhil alias is obsessed with man-on-man action. Methinks Doogie doth protest too much!

Doogie, did I SAY what I viewed as bullshit and what I actually believed? Nope...yo' jes' be assuming things. And you know what that say 'bout people who assume things... Seriously Doogie, if you think you're winning the debate this way you're reading comprehension is worse than Mikey's. And that guy is barely literate. Psst...I'll clue you in to a lil' sumpin sumpin...the Chinese aren't going to invade. It's the mole people from planet Zargon VII that will invade the US and oust the Trumpster, imposing a radical lefty administration that will force Mikey to hug everything out. And I for one welcome our Zargonian overlords!

You hope the guy that ran on protectionism doesn't go overly protectionist. That's logical Doogie. Truth is I don't know what's going to happen to the markets. Trump said all sorts of crazy shit when he was running. Maybe that was all an act to get the mouth breathers like you, Mikey, and Gassman to vote for him. Maybe he'll actually do an effective stimulus. Maybe his protectionist stance is just a way to start negotiations. A tactic, not a goal. Then again, he could turn around and moon Xi Jinping before saying "I'm bannin' da chinky chinky imports!" and fartin' in China's General direction. Who da fuck knows? Certainly not you -- you're just an internet troll that ACTS like you know something about finance. Truth is that you really don't know much 'bout anything.

You're cute Doogie. You do realize that I believe only about 10% of the bullshit I post here. But you buy it and respond like you're having an actual debate with me. LOL! I view you and Mikey as little more than dancin' monkeys. I'd say the moon is made of green Manchego if I thought it would get a rise out of you and give me the lulz. Now go dance you monkey man! The only sad thing 'bout Alucard is that he couldn't see through you. He took your mean-spirited attacks at face value and responded accordingly. I see that you're a fool and just fuck with you for the lulz. Sad that Alucard couldn't see you for the sad lil' man that you are. He was so much smarter than you in other ways. Taking you seriously was his blind spot.

Not smart enough to follow my post Mikey? I'm not surprised. You were stupid enough to vote Trump. I'll ask a simple question: should votes by people in Florida have the same weight as votes by people in New York? Yes or No. Simple enough for a simpleton! (Just so ya don't strain yo' brain I'll clarify: y'all be the simpleton Mikey)

But...but...but... Trump said he luvs the poorly educated! So Gasman, are you contradictin' yo' hero by sayin' the well educated voted for him. Citing your "real world" experience (cough...GED...cough) as evidence. It's not nice to contradict the Trump! But then again you've said you'd be ungrateful to the Chinese when the come to rescue us. You vote for Trump and then you contract him. Kinda disloyal if ya ask me. Then you say you won't thank people that are trying to help because they're Chinese. Kinda racist if ya ask me!

Not Spanish. Mandarin.