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10 years ago
I suspect it depends on the stripper and the customer, ujay dude. However, I don't think $100 qualifies as "spends a lot" unless the club was a dive or that $100 came at the end of spending a lot more than that.
Maybe you could describe the situation better. $100 seems consistent with a room fee and any extras would reflect tipping above that amount.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Did anybody see the South Park where Cartman's mom was using a special cleaner because Chipotle caused him to bleed out of his ass? Good stuff...
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10 years ago
Well, I for one have to say that the CDC warning was helpful. I was planning a vacation to try all of the best strip clubs in Liberia until they issued the warning. #ebola.stripper
Now my plan is a tour of Thailand, focusing on as much unprotected anal as possible with the least expensive ladyboys I can find. That should be safe, sane, and economical.
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10 years ago
Seriously though, how many of us are glad jerikson40 has limits. He does dig the gross Kacey Diamonds chick, but at least he draws the line at "chick with alien parasitoids in her tits). Good for the jerikson40 dude!
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10 years ago
That chick is SICK. She has established a symbiotic relationship with two silicone-based life forms. One day they're going to emerge from her body and it will be just like Alien!
Aaaargh!
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10 years ago
^^^
(She does have a tat on her hip, but I was trying to keep the Kacy motif so I bent the "no tats" rule to be a "unobtrusive tats only" rule)
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10 years ago
To each his own jerikson40 dude. For me, it is wholesome looking chicks with no tats willing to do slutty stuff.
If we're talking about chicks that go by Kacey (or variants thereof) I much more on the Kacy Lane (http://interviews.adultdvdtalk.com/kacy-lane) side than the Kacey Diamonds side.
Sounds a little flakey in the interview, but then again she's from FloriDUH.
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Well Slick, he must be talkin' to you 'cos i don't see anybody else here.
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10 years ago
OP...is the Pope Catholic? Does a bear shit in the woods? Does the Pope shit on ever bear he finds in the woods?
Wait...one of those isn't a "yes".
Oh yeah...it's that POPE that shits in the woods.
Oh well, mixed metaphors aside, they are doubtless shill reviews. Written by bears. While they are shitting in the woods. On the Pope!
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10 years ago
^^^
Look at ol' jerikson40 with the empathy for the little people. Touching.
Me...I want to be just like Tycho Brahe. Dude had a psychic dwarf that lived under the table and ate scrapes. Maybe I could get a sexy female dwarf to live under my table...
Tycho also had a pet moose. Coo-el dude...
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10 years ago
Maybe Kari will become a stripper.
At least until we get the economic boom and she becomes a nurse!
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10 years ago
@steve229 dude -- you're referring to that coming economic boom that will make all strippers leave the club to become nurses and real estate agents, right?
Alas, that boom seems inevitable. However, my hope is that culture becomes so pornified that many chicks just start stripping because they like it. Imagine if all the hotties were stripping for free. That would be totally coo-el, no?
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10 years ago
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trixxiformer stripper is now an internet slut
You're a good man for bringing some additional bouncy bouncy vids to our attention jerikson dude.
I too am more into the Sloopy vid. Something about making the bouncy-bouncy too overt actually cheapens it. For this kind of video I want to see something like a hot jogger chick a bouncin' -- not a softcore porno.
Some of the best in the genre is deadhead chicks all stoned twirling away in a tight tie-dye... Fap! Fap! Fap!...
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10 years ago
Jerikson40-dude...I don't think you hate gay dudes. You're a little overly concerned with the anal action sometimes, but I don't think you hate.
To be fair, a lot more goes into deciding where to spend health care (and biomedical research) dollars than raw numbers of deaths. After all, we largely know how to prevent heart disease (diet and exercise would do a lot) but its hard to force people to do what they need to. Not sure if you were talking about America or the world, but child starvation is -- to my knowledge -- very rare in America. If I recall correctly, I saw a statistic suggesting 10 or 20 million children live with food insecurity. But that seems high, so I don't know where the line is drawn for that. Worldwide starvation is huge. Hell, malaria and worm are far worse than AIDS. But largely in poor countries.
I'm not worried about ebola. The supposed stripper who claimed to be scared of going to Dallas motivated the #ebola.strippers joke. But it is a sad situation. That is really the comment.
@occurious - I suspect Holdem2 is referring to the exponential increase in East African cases. Some days ago I heard an interview with an epidemiologist asserting there was exponential growth, and I have no reason to doubt that is the case in Africa.
In America or Europe I don't see Ebola being an issue, unless people do stupid shit like the Spanish nurse (sounds like her thought process was "I treated somebody with Ebola and now have a fever...no biggie..."). I don't understand that.
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10 years ago
^^^
True dat Mikeydude.
#sausage.fingers
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10 years ago
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trixxiformer stripper is now an internet slut
I have to admit that I don't really know what jerikson actually likes.
He claims he doesn't dig any action involving the brown eye. He doesn't like the Beatles or Stones (tho', to be fair, he does claim to dig Zep and Van Halen). He doesn't like bra less chicks shakin' their tits. WTF?
I liked the video. I would have liked the video more if there was more of the bra-less chick shakin' her titties. I would have liked it even more if she got the t-shirt wet. I would have LOVED the video if she got naked and showed us some '70s bush while shakin' those TIT-TAYZ!!!
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10 years ago
^^^
Good taste Steve-no dot-dude
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10 years ago
And I'm sure the Juiceman pulls that shit all the fuckin' time.
When he's not all stopped up wit' chicken skin, that is.
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10 years ago
Also worked for Cartman...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52R-znOwjkk
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10 years ago
Steve-dude...to be fair, creating a "dot" character and writing a post about Robert's rules (or whatever that excluded middle stuff was...) is not consistent with standard debate club rules.
First rule of debate club? DON'T TALK 'BOUT DEBATE CLUB!!!
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10 years ago
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trixxiformer stripper is now an internet slut
Muchas gracias Trixxi. Other than the stupid lyrics covering the hot chicks titties, this was a class A-1 video.
I like hot bra-less chicks. And I bet that chick was sporting some first class '70s bush. Maybe they did an XXX-rated versio of that video... WEEE-YAWWW!!!!
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10 years ago
Many moons ago there was a place that offered topless haircuts in Abq NM. I suspect that is what the dude is talking about.
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10 years ago
^^^
True dat.
But I also think playing a minister on a heartwarming TV show twists your psyche. I bet the Touched by an Angel people are into shit that would have made Lou Reed go "that is seriously fucked up".
And I'm talkin' about '70s drugged out and dating a transsexual Lou Reed, not the clean, sober, and married to Laurie Anderson version of the dude. Yes, the dude that frickin' LIVED Sister Ray.
I will emphasize, however, that when Reed sang about a dude suckin' on his ding-dong while he tries to hit his mainline everybody involved was an adult.
#loureedcool #7heavensux
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10 years ago
And LDK dude...I'm disappointed in you. I figured you used the latex panties described on the other thread when you pick up civvies.
Remember, if you just get a lapper to LDK there is little to no disease risk.
#stickypants #LDK
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10 years ago
^^^
I suspect it does include HSV-1
But not ebola. #ebola.strippers