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10 years ago
Oh...I forgot. #ebola.strippers
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10 years ago
Didn't Pete Seeger record that shit in the 1950 -- a previous economic boom...
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10 years ago
I have ebola.
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10 years ago
If someone used a drivers license to cross the border I suspect it was an enhanced license -- one that doubles as proof of citizenship. They are only issued by some states. Only state I'm 100% sure of is NY, as I have many friends and relatives there and one told me she had such a license. However, I think Michigan issues and I assume California does too.
Standard DL won't work.
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10 years ago
^^^
True dat RickyBoy. You da man!!!
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10 years ago
Amen Slick. Don't take life too seriously. It's only life after all.
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10 years ago
OK dudes. Apparently some of you are fucking up the invisible hand of the market. Maybe you're paying it for HJ's or something. I don't know.
Anyhoo...STOP THAT SHIT!!! It bothers jerikson40.
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10 years ago
RevDude...just don't put the butt plug up her ass before you put it up your ass. Ebola can spread that way. #ebola.strippers
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10 years ago
Juice! Juice! Juice!
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10 years ago
^^^
Help me out Dougsta, since I don't read the pink site. I gets me enough lulz right here at TUSCL...
What you're saying is that when the DuganDude posts at StripperWeb doesn't talk about hoping strippers will have a drug addiction relapse so he can fuck 'em for $3.50? Is that what you're saying? If so, I'm all amazeballz!
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10 years ago
#ebola.strippers
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10 years ago
OMG!!!
The economy is getting better. All strippers are becoming nurses and selling real estate.
Strip clubbing has officially begun its long term extinction. Soon, we will all be wandering through a prosperous hellscape with NO STRIP CLUBS!!!
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10 years ago
Strippers always give 110%
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10 years ago
^^^
Jerikson-dude, to be fair the independent contractor argument makes sense. If said hottie-dancer wants money, she dance even for dudes. Even weird intense looking dudes like Troop (remember that dude's avatar...fah-REEK-EEE)
If she wants to avoid dancing risks having the invisible hand of the market give her the invisible finger of the market.
Basic economics my friend!
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10 years ago
BTW, do you think they're counting all of the Ebola in Dallas? #ebola.strippers
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10 years ago
@silkypants -- have you looked in a mirror? You have an STD for sure. You look like a big ol' dog with a dude's face. That can't be normal.
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Well, to be fair, jerikson40 appears to think 'bout assplay quite a bit. He's always talkin' about the brown eye.
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10 years ago
Maybe reka would be willing to work at Baby Dolls if the dudes all wore this. #ebola.strippers
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10 years ago
@reka -- sorry if jokes went a bit too far, but you have to realize the we don't have a great perspective on the best places for girls to work are.
Specifically, we don't know what you look like, what you are comfortable doing, whether you cultivate regulars, etc. Nor do we have a good perspective on shit that happens behind the scenes in clubs (I'm not talking about extras, I'm talking about things like "is the management a bunch of assholes" and so forth).
This makes it hard to give helpful advice. trixxi is really the person to listen to. She seems like a cool and kind of goofy stripper. No disrespect -- I like the goofy so that is a plus for me.
I plan to try to get to trixxi's club if I ever get back to Portland (last time I was there was two or three years ago...)
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10 years ago
Sorry to hear about the injury Clubber dude...get all the stripper sympathy while you can!
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10 years ago
Wait...Juice, stop this shit before the economic boom causes all strippers to become nursing students!
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10 years ago
^^^
Wait, that was Star Trek, not reality. Sometimes hard to tell the difference.
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10 years ago
Well, there was that time I was caught in a transporter accident and split into good Zip and evil Zip.
Mr. Sulu almost froze to death during that romp.
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10 years ago
And TMZ has a bunch of shit on the dad/minister from 7th Heaven. Turns out he digs pre-teen girls. Fucking pervert. Off to jail with his ass.
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10 years ago
^^^
How 'bout Kathleen Turner in Serial Mom?