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9 years ago
That "perfect husband" approach ain't gonna work, Dancer95. For most women the damage has already been done just by asking her to go to the club in the first place. No amount of reassuring after the fact will change that.As confused as I still am by most women (and if I can't figure them out, what chance does any guy have?), there are some important lessons that I have learned about them....the main one being to try and never put yourself into a position with them where you'll have to explain a desire to observe scantily clad young women. It won't end well.
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9 years ago
In LA and surrounding areas, a nude dance can be cheap ($10-$20 in COI) and run to the ridiculous ($51 @Bare Elegance LAX), and everything in between.
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9 years ago
Agree with those saying that its not a good idea. Couples have enough trouble getting dancer attention, and mostly it is because the wife decides that she isn't comfortable after all and goes into total bitch mode. If she is reluctant now you are really rolling the dice. All I can tell you is if you do go and she starts freaking out get her out of there asap.
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9 years ago
I want her wearing as little as possible so that she doesn't spend a whole song undressing.
But I do have a thing for the nurse outfit, so I tend to avoid Halloween in the clubs because there will always be dancers dressed as hot nurses and my wallet & psyche wouldn't handle it well.
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9 years ago
That was pretty bad, carlos. I haven't experienced anything quite like that. I guess the worst VIP that I had was getting more air than dance. But I had made a rookie move by not test driving her first. I never saw her again after that so I suspect that she was a wash out.
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
@Dancer95- if you gotta ask you'll never understand.
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
My pleasure, motorhead. :)
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9 years ago
Nope.
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9 years ago
If I know that it's coming off in a minute I don't really care too much. You can pretty much tell the dancers that are wearing a 1-piece to hide shit, and the ones with a hot body that are just making a fashion statement of some kind.
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
If a girl has her period and is using a tampon or other internal device, DATY can be done strictly externally (clit area only) with little to no impact or even knowledge of her menstruating.
As much as I try to NOT do it in clubs, I met a serious hottie today and once again found myself on all fours pleasuring her before she did me. Afterwards she mentioned that she gets super horny on her period, and she was on the tail end of it during our sloppy slobbering encounter today. I had no idea that she was still OTR, and I pride myself on not only my DATY prowess, but also my ability to sense/smell/taste a woman who is OTR. Since I didn't try to bury my tongue inside her, but stayed strictly on the outside labia with focus on the hood/clit area, I had no idea she had a tampon wedged deep inside. So there ya go!
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9 years ago
Our prayers to her and you, mikeya02.
Never forgotten.
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9 years ago
BonedIn.com
Your welcome :)
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9 years ago
People pay to make out with strippers?
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9 years ago
The furthest I'll go is just over an hour to Tropical Lei in Upland, Cali.
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9 years ago
Yeah. Unfortunately bad couples ruin it for the good ones. I've only seen a few couples during my clubbing, and they were acting appropriately, thank goodness. But this was during the daytime when most of us are still sober.
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9 years ago
For me it is absolutely an extra and its what I pursue...its basically what I am there for. But of course my situation is very different so in that aspect its not terribly unusual.
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9 years ago
I got my Terrible Towel ready to wave.
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Given the choice between a mandatory tip walk or a constant "buy the lady a drink", I'll take the latter. Both hustles suck but at least with the drink hustle it's usually only one waitress, and hopefully I can tip her so that she'll leave me alone. But having every dancer demand a tip is nuts. I'm glad that the clubs in LA don't do the tip walk thing.
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9 years ago
Thanks Dancer95 for my hot new wallpaper. I labeled it "Anonymous Wench", so no one will know that its you ;)
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9 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Sometimes getting strippers OTC can be challenging, so don't beat yourself up about it too much. Getting hookers to see you isn't challenging at all.....if you're having trouble in that area then you should be beating the shit out of yourself.
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9 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Everything is justifiable as long as nothing goes horribly wrong and they don't get busted. Strippers/hookers tell themselves whatever they need to to let them sleep better at night.
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9 years ago
I've gotten DATY in regular lap dances before, but I hate the lack of privacy. So if it's heading (pun intended) in that direction, I'll request that we continue in VIP.
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9 years ago
It could get ugly quickly if your soon-to-be-ex CF is a drama queen as well as a diva/bitch. I have had this happen before, but I have always had plenty of other clubs nearby to skulk away to until the dust settled with the kicked to the curb ex. But like rh48hr stated so very aptly - money will have the other dancers taking notice. Perhaps the meek/scared ones or the bitch's club buddies will not want to get in the middle of it, but there should be plenty of other dancers (especially the CF haters) who will happily take you on.
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9 years ago
The one on top looks like she's having a great old time.
I'm hoping that Diva's stint in the Big House will be more "Orange Is The New Black", and less "Caged".
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9 years ago
Do you have a weakness for that kind of look also, tlkDo?
I guess I should be thankful that I haven't met anyone quite like that yet.
If I did I'd probably be living out of an old refrigerator box under a freeway overpass.