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Comments by lopaw (page 57)

  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    If a stripper has a significant other that works at the same club?
    If I know that a dancer's girlfriend or wife is also working the club (either as a dancer, bartender or waitress) I will never get any dances from her. You ain't seen drama til you've gotten in the middle of something like that.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Prego fettishes
    I have only once (knowingly) gotten a lapdance from a prego stripper when she was very early on and not even showing much yet. She told me in the middle of the dance and I literally knocked her off of my lap and got the hell outta there. Even the idea of it creeps me out completely.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    trpterp
    District of Columbia
    Is It OK To Tell A Stripper She Smells Good?
    Of course it's ok, as long as it's not said in a super creepy way.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Keith Emerson of Emerson. Lake and Palmer passed away last night.....
    I sort of remember my older sister had an ELP album with an armadillo on it? As a tank or something? She really loved that band.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    JamesSD
    California
    Clubs are a cesspool of disease
    If I don't get an annual case of "stripper crud" then I know that I have had an off year.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    martinb244
    Florida
    White dancers at predominantly black clubs...
    Lots of white chicks dig black guys. Win-win for her (them).
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Spring is here: Lawn Mower Shopping
    The Worx cordless electric is a sexy little beast.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    ButterMan
    Indianapolis
    Mixed signals
    Sounds like she was backpeddling to make sure that you weren't pissed about her overcounting and blurted out that line about dinner. A little damage control on her part. Whether she meant it or not is up to you to find out.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Any celebs you'd like to punch in the face?
    I'm with gmd. The list is just too long.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Lesbian shows
    If you were in LA I'd tell you that a good private lesbian show would be me in a VIP booth with a dancer....but you're not in LA, and THAT kind of show would be waaaaay too expensive for the average PL to be able to watch :D
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Spring is here: Lawn Mower Shopping
    I bought my Worx (cordless) electric mower about 5 years ago, online of all places. The price was great and get-this: FREE SHIPPING. Never in my wildest dreams would I have imaged anyone offering free shipping on a 30 lb mower. Anyhow the mower is awesome and is still going strong. Battery life is really good as well.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Dancers wearing glitter.
    There is a special section in hell for dancers who wear glitter.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    san_jose_guy
    money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
    How Many Hours Per Week Would You Want To Spend With Women?
    As much as i love other women I definitely don't share alot of their hobbies. I can only take female company in small doses (dinner, clubbing, a movie, etc.). I hate shopping and gossiping and spas and alot of the other stupid things that other girlies seem to go gaga for. If I ever met a woman like myself I think that we'd be inseparable. But I doubt that will ever happen. The sincerely believe that the reason my marriage works is because we only see each other for a couple of hours each day tops.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    OT: Do's and dont's for females when fucking and/or dating a guy
    Lol n/a.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    rh48hr
    Wakanda
    Not Worth It
    No. In fact it would make me want to go home and hit TER and book me a ho.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    How strippers feel about sober patrons
    It makes no difference. It must be you.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    rl27
    Ohio
    What do you prefer a sober, slightly drunk, or very drunk dancer
    Most dancers that I meet in nude clubs (non-alcohol) are stoned. Usually it makes for good dances, tho if they are too faded it can make the dance kinda crappy.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    tumblingdice
    South Carolina
    What ever became of Clubber and Farmerart?
    I miss farmerart too.He was a great contributor here.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    mal_hodgson
    Minnesota
    Cold Turkey
    I'm supposed to take a break?
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    What's your strippers favorite food?
    I felt an artery start to clog just reading gawker's recipe
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    rick33
    Probably on an airplane
    LA Smorgasbord
    Lol true - In n Out is extremely overrated. Its a friggin burger, fercrissakes. The tourists especially buy into the hype.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Compliment from a stripper
    So Hotstuff I'll assume that you've never complimented a customer on the taste of her pussy? There's always mañana! (or the day after that)
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    rick33
    Probably on an airplane
    LA Smorgasbord
    What would I pick? If I got alot of $$$ and I'm in the mood for eye candy with some possible HM, I'll head to the WestSide or LAX clubs. If I'm wanting a 7 or 8 and HM-to-VHM for a reasonable price, I'll head to the SFV or the OC. If I want 5-7's, UUHM on the cheap, I'll head to the COI.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    flagooner
    Everything written by this member is a fact.
    ITC Strategy
    I automatically get a dance from the first dancer who asks me, regardless of whether she's a 9 or a 4. After I get that out of the way, I focus on who I think is the most attractive and who is all touchy-feely out on the main floor. Once I have my prey in the crosshairs, when she takes the stage I check out her stage show (it can tell you alot), then I'll sit stage side and chat her up.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Compliment from a stripper
    "your pussy tastes great". Ka-BOOM!