Comments by lopaw (page 24)

"Well my wife like going to the clubs with me. I don't think she would like going alone." Lol you never know!

I've been pulled into the men's room twice when I wanted a stick of gum and the bathroom troll refused to come give it to me. He insisted that I come in to view his wares. Thankfully the gum was the only wares that he showed me. I ran outta there before he had a chance to show me anything else!

Maybe yo bread gave her a yeast infection from afar.

What txtittyfag(period) said. I'm curious as to what you think that I look for in the clubs, SJG. Yes I am not your typical female customer but you are using an inclusive reference when you say "what women customers look for". So tell me what you think that I look for.

Woo hoo! Now that all the husbands aren't at the clubs i will have all the hunny's all to myself, lol. And for the record - we women are just as visual as men are. Many are just discreet about it. I'm not, lol - I'm pretty overt about my ogling.

@joc13 - it really depends on where you go. I like to mix up my visits between "upscale" and hole-in-the-wall places. Since I'm solo I don;r have much trouble getting attention. But in the few times that i have seen couples during my excursions it seems that the more "upscale" a club appears to be, the better success the couple has at getting dancer attention. The divey high mileage dumps tend to ignore couples more. I assume its because most mongers come in for the UHM and the dancers figure a couple isn't going to be looking for that (especially the girl part of the couple) so why bother approaching them.

Better expect to approach any dancers that you are interested in because dancers tend to avoid couples, even in Vegas.

In Anaheim try Sahara. Girls are typically in the 5-8 range, but most anything can be negotiated. It's owned by the same guy who owns Synn & Paradise in the COI.

Most of them look great in the dark club, but I have seen more than my share of strippers under the unforgiving fluorescent lighting in the bathroom and YIKES - Some of them look like Bette Davis as Baby Jane in full light. I wear minimal makeup myself, and prefer the women that I chase after to do the same.

He's prolly right.

Yes I love hookers. What's not to love? Sex, pay, go. Easiest transaction of the day.

First off it's "hi ladies & gentlemen". Secondly your plan won't fly. You'll be 86'd before he gets his dick out of his pants. Why not hire some strippers/escorts to go to your house and have that fantasy there? Couples have enough trouble in clubs and its partly because they try to do shit like this. It will just piss off the strippers.

I'm fairly tall for a girl (5'7") and I love women that are taller than me. Their gi-normous stripper heels help with that illusion, since many are in the 5'9" - 6' range with heels on. Yum!

I don't think that it's totally age dependent. So many other factors in their lives shape them into who they become, and how much SS they dole out.

"StripperWeep" LoL!!

Yes I'm sure that it does happen a lot. Strippers can be very judgemental.

I've met several TUSCLers over the years as well and they were all great people. Not sure why you're concerned? Meeting up in a stripclub, using either your real first name (or an alias if that makes you more comfortable) and chatting about our favorite hobby with someone that "gets it" and is an experienced clubber can be alot of fun. Beats the heck out of bringing your newb friends or coworkers who will no doubt do stupid things and embarrass the hell out of you!

No worries, MrDeuce. I'm fine with sharing that info. But I like Papi's definition way better ;)

"Loaned" a stripper $400 to get her busted tooth fixed. Said she'd pay me back. Never did, of course. Thought about punching her in the face and taking the new tooth that I paid for. Thought better of it. I guess lending...oops.... GIVING a stripper money for dental work doesn't really count as spoiling her.

Clavicle.

This joint is owned by the same guy who owns Synn, Paradise, and a bunch of other HM clubs. The dances better be good, even tho it's only a topless club.

lol @ flagooner - I love your attention to detail

I love Asian women and will snatch 'em up when I see them in the club.

Jade Hsu

One of my faves, as told to me as a young eager monger: "If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin If it smells like trout, get the fuck out"