TUSCL handles

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• RTP

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  7 years ago

  Most think my name is for an area of North Carolina, but that is not the case. Mine is just an old nickname from college.
• larryfisherman

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  7 years ago

  Two reasons 1. Fishing is my favorite hobby. 2. Mac Miller is my favorite music artist, and Larryfisherman is kind of his pseudonym, so in honor of him I chose Larryfisherman.
• shadowcat

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  7 years ago

  I had a cat for 18 years named Shadow.
• DrunkPraetorian

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  7 years ago

  I'm in a Roman reenactment group and I'm always drunk
• FTS

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  7 years ago

  I was a hardcore distance runner in high school, dreamed of going to the olympics. I wanted to be a track star some time in the future.
• GoVikings

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  7 years ago

  avid Vikings fan
• sinclair

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  7 years ago

  [view link]
• a21985

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  7 years ago

  Despite the common belief that my handle is simply just an A and then a bunch of random numbers, it does have a meaning: A2 - local nickname of my hometown, 1985 - my birth year.
• jackslash

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  7 years ago

  My name is Jack. Some coworkers jokingly started calling me "Slash" after I slashed the budgets of our business unit. Or maybe it was because I resembled a famous rocker. [view link]
• shailynn

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  7 years ago

  And I thought it was MrDuece because you liked to poop!!!!
• GoVikings

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  7 years ago

  i never knew that was the meaning behind lopaw's handle.....so thanks for sharing that
• MrDeuce

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  7 years ago

  @GoV: Oops -- she told me in a PM! I hope it wasn't private. @shailynn: I *love* to poop, but if I dropped a Deuce, I'd just be Mr! Come to think of it, you can just call me Mister.
• maho

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  7 years ago

  Mine is first 2 letters of my first name and first 2 letters of my last name. I know....not very creative. :-/
• shadowcat

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  7 years ago

  I believe that lopaw said in the past that her name meant wife in Chinese.
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  lopaw = wife in Chinese (lest some take "old lady" in the literal sense)
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  @ shadow: Have you had more cats other than shadowcat and do you currently have a cat?
• gammanu95

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  7 years ago

  gnothi seauton
• shadowcat

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  7 years ago

  Papi - my previous cat was Morris and I had him for 20 years until he developed cancer and I had to have him put down. I have no plans to replace Shadow. I share a neighborhood cat with my neighbor and my daughter has 3. I do have a cat fish though in my aquarium. :)
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  My first bunch of handles were already being used so I just tried number twentyfive.
• EastCoaster

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  7 years ago

  I'm originally from the Midwest, but since 1998 I've lived in Florida, Virginia and North Carolina, so I guess that makes me an EastCoaster now.
• clubdude

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  7 years ago

  I go to the clubs, thus my handle. Lame but direct.
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  Mine is kinda obvious
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  ^ it would be more obvious if you took the 'l' out :)
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  Yeah, that was a typo when I created it. Sorry.
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  :)
• Book Guy

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  7 years ago

  Might be able to search for it here. Not sure. I had several IDs all over the internet, then started writing "journal type" VERY LONG posts (which I still do, sorry :P ) and someone said "wow we should call you the guy who writes books." So I started using book_guy (with underscore, my usual name at many porn sites), book guy (with "space" character, present TUSCL name), even guy-comma-book and similar if my preferred wasn't available. It got started at TUSCL, then it stuck.
• MrDeuce

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  7 years ago

  @flagooner: Obvious to you, maybe. I'm still mystified.
• Book Guy

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  7 years ago

  A little more help please? 1. I don't understand "gnothi seauton" (explanation by gammanu95). I tried every sensible decoding tactic I could come up with, but ... nothing yet. 2. I also don't understand flagooner (he says "Mine is kinda obvious"). I might get as far as realizing that "fla" = Florida, therefore he is either "Florida Go On Er" or "Florida Gooner" but those don't make any sense to me either. 3. Hence, because of 2., I also don't get the interchange AFTER flagooner's post, between him and Papi_Chulo. So I'm dumb, sorry ...
• Book Guy

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  7 years ago

  MrDeuce and I on same page LOL ...
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  Fla - I live in Florida. Gooner - Supporters of the Arsenal Gunners are known as gooners. My avatar is from their crest.
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  My exchange w/ flagooner is sorta an inside-joke b/w him and I
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  Actually, in an obsolete Dutch dialect a flagooner is a person that enjoys shitting on pathological teenage liars.
• MrDeuce

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  7 years ago

  @flagooner: Nope, not obvious at all
• Book Guy

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  7 years ago

  OK I get it, there's no "eye" character in "flagooner" it's an "ell" but if you PRETEND that you think it's an "eye" then removing it means your name starts with "fag" har har you guys are pretty smart ... Urban Dictionary also says "Gooner" is someone who gets turned on by the fact of his own act of being turned on. I wonder what Arsenal fans think of that? Heh ... in real life, I follow another (much less successful) team in the Premier League ... I always heard Wenger was into little boys. He got rid of Fabregas when that player got old enough to need to shave every day, for example. :P
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  ^ How does my cum taste?
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  flagooner has a facetious sense of humor so his "it's obvious" statement is him fucking with us for his entertainment LOL
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  @Book Guy the answer to flagooner question is fuck you jackie.
• georgmicrodong

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  7 years ago

  Mine is ironic. I actually have the world record setting largest dick.
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  "Urban Dictionary also says "Gooner" is someone who gets turned on by the fact of his own act of being turned on. " That doesn't describe me at all. Looking at myself naked with a boner in the mirror doesn't turn me on, it either makes me cringe or laugh.
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  Okay, that is one of the inside jokes that still eludes me. Who the fuck is Jackie?
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  Ask C-flock.
• Book Guy

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  7 years ago

  He said she said wait wut? chat overlap, ne'mine' ...
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  @C-flock. Who is Jackie?
• MrDeuce

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  7 years ago

  I know I've been around long enough to know, but I don't, so I'll ask: Who TF is cflock, why should I ask him, and how did he get *his* name?
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  ^^^did you check your PMs
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  That was to flag my post above deuces
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  Yeah, got it, thanks
• ThereAndBackAgain

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  7 years ago

  not really a noun but an expression - something boring that's easy to forget. Atleast thats what I thought when I signed up. you could easily say - Hey There !!! And salute...lol
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  Jack is Juice's real-name - legend had it Juice's baby-momma somehow knew he posted on here then she posted his backstory with her and his real name which was Jack W. and after that instead of saying "fuck you juice" it became TUSCL vernacular to say "fuck you jackie" - I think crazyjoe knows the backstory
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  ^^^And I think Rech started the C-flock thing meaning all of us.
• ThereAndBackAgain

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  7 years ago

  ^^^ fuck you jackie i thought that was what kennedy's shooter said that in Russian as his last words
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  I think cflock was an actual TUSCL handle although it looks like it doesn't exist anymore - I think, or it was believed, that it was another TUSCLer's alias - I think cflock was trying to get people to see things his way and that is when it became "just agree with cflock" - the cflock phenomenon was short-lived so I don't quite remember the details.
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  I think it was Juice's baby-mama that actually referred to him as Jackie and TUSCLers took it from there
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  Che = Che Guevara
• bubba267

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  7 years ago

  Bubba267 for my inner redneck.
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  @Papi the way I remember it was on one thread Rick Dugan or someone was dissing Heck saying he had no cred because he posted no reviews and he said something to the effect that he would put his cred up against anyone just ask C-flock I think Hot Stuff got in that one but it seems Rech deleted all of his posts so I can't find it but that was the first time I heard C-flock mentioned.
• HungryGiraffe

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  7 years ago

  Simply the first two words that came to mind as I registered. If I had to analyze the choice, I'd say Hungry could have easily been Horny, and Giraffe is related to curiosity about wildlife.
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  Damn Che that was good
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  Thanks for the fill in @ Che.
• lopaw

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  7 years ago

  No worries, MrDeuce. I'm fine with sharing that info. But I like Papi's definition way better ;)
• warhawks

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  7 years ago

  If Juice posts the origins of all his aliases on this board, it will look like a SJG War and Peace post.
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  Wow shadow, you had 2 cats for almost 40-years, that's a darn long time - looks like you take good-care of your pets
• MrDeuce

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  7 years ago

  I remember now: lopaw told me that her name comes from the Cantonese for "old lady" and is used as a term of endearment for one's wife. So no, it doesn't mean "wife". @lopaw: I have no idea how old you are, but FWIW you make a rather youthful impression on this board. I certainly don't picture you as an old lady, only as some lucky Asian woman's "old lady".
• gawker

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  7 years ago

  When I first started posting on TUSCL I was already in over my head with my ATF and I had just paid her & her BF to give me a private show in my hotel room and I found that porn for my eyes only was a great turn on. I was the Gawker in the room as opposed to being the fuckee or the fucker.
• WetWilly

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  7 years ago

  Mine is self explanatory, I think -- especially on a site like this. In addition to my " state " after sex, or an especially enjoyable set of lap dances, there was a musical group many years ago named WetWilly. People used to scream out " which ones' Willy? "
• hump_my_leg_12346

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  7 years ago

  My favorite extra.
• AnonymousJim

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  7 years ago

  I'm not telling you.
• sceptre314

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  7 years ago

  Stared at a monitor when booking my first OTC session with pro...monitor name SCEPTRE, and Pi...I like Pi. Mongering name ever since.
• alerius

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  7 years ago

  Mine's a character I had in Dungeons & Dragons.
• snowtime

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  7 years ago

  Snowtime was supposed to be "Showtime" which was the name of my favorite Nashville dive strip club many years ago. When I signed up on TUSCL , either Founder or I misspelled it and I was stuck with it.
• joc13

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  7 years ago

  ^^^ hey, I remember Showtime. Nashville was always such an odd place. Govt put pressure on strip clubs so they weren't very good, but some of the best brothels I've ever seen were in Nashville.
• GACA

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  7 years ago

  GACA GA=Georgia CA=California
• sharkhunter

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  7 years ago

  I'm a storm chaser chasing sharknados. :)
• rockstar666

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  7 years ago

  I play guitar in a rock band, and 69 was just too obvious, so did the Ozzy thing with 666 (or Iron Maiden).
• JohnSmith69

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  7 years ago

  I want to be anonymous-- John Smith. I love oral sex -- 69. I put about two seconds of thought into the name when I registered.
• Daddillac

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  7 years ago

  I had a Caddillac DTS and my kids called it the Daddillac
• ime

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  7 years ago

  Initials of something that also happens to be an abbreviation of something by coincidence. I didn't even think I would ever post i think i had it as a login at least a year before i posted on the board.
• minnow

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  7 years ago

  I picked mine because it just sounded good, and I enjoy being a big fish in a little pond. Thank you, Mr. Deuce, for clearing up a misconception I'd held wrt origins of your handle. I'd always thought you chose your handle because I thought you made it a point to "drop a deuce" in every club you visited.
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  I always thought MrDeuce was bragging about having two balls
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  7 years ago

  Favorite novel = Moby Dick
• RandomMember

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  7 years ago

  Wow, @Smith! Thanks for the explanation. You're handle has always been an enigma! To @Ishmael and @BookGuy: TUSCL is a place where we do everything humanly possible to hide any shred of intelligence by using inappropriate grammar, by intentionally misspelling words, and by rambling on incoherently. Any suggestion that you read anything but comic books is not welcome here.
• RandomMember

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  7 years ago

  your*
• RandomMember

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  7 years ago

  LOL!
• ime

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  7 years ago

  Your band for that!
• Bj99

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  7 years ago

  I didn't even know there was a message board. Mine are some of my initials and a random number.
• Jascoi

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  7 years ago

  62 was the age i was finally separated from my wife and fully enjoying stripclubs.
• NaturalSelection

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  7 years ago

  I hate fake titties
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  Used to work in the grocery store and stocked yep you guest it the juice ail
• RandomMember

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  7 years ago

  I thought @NS was a Darwinist? Just another pervert....
• NaturalSelection

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  7 years ago

  I've a passing interest in genetics as well. I briefly studied crop hybrids and how to isolate genotypes with back crossing in college. Parthenogenesis has always interested me. A drone bee doesn't have a father but has a grandfather. Weird, no? There's an isolated female snake that has two clutches w/o any male contribution. I suppose both are accurate.
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  @bj99. If you said 99 was your birth year you could have milked it for all it's worth from JS69.
• azdd

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  7 years ago

  azdd = Arizona Desert Dude, name I used when I set up my hotmail account. Also a big fan of DDs, so I got that going for me....
• WetWilly

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  7 years ago

  azdd: I guessed wrong -- I thought it was all about the DD's.....