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15 years ago
Every single second chance I've given has been a disappointment, so I don't do it anymore. It's a darn shame when a super hottie can't (or won't) give a decent lapdance.
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15 years ago
The first time a girl gives me extras to "completion", it is often spontaneous and unplanned. The dancer & I then both know how many songs it took, and subsequent visits with her are usually very similar (time wise).
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15 years ago
I love white fishnets, but they often get caught on my buttons during a LD.
Definitely a risk worth taking!
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15 years ago
I happened to be in my fave dive club when the little guy who played "Mini Me" wandered in with his entourage, drunker than shit. He attempted to stand up on the table (which brought him to eye level with everyone else) and fell off. Made quite a scene.
He was bounced after that. Bouncer picked him up like a baby and tossed him out. Too funny.
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15 years ago
Kissing and the occasional make out session are not too uncommon.
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15 years ago
It was actually pretty sad, Clubber. About as un-sexy a move as I could do. And me trying to play it off, as if I meant to do it, was even sadder.
It's amazing what stupid things we sometimes do, all in the name of ogling!
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15 years ago
Clubber,
If there's one thing about TUSCL that I learned a long time ago, is that to NEVER take anything here too seriously, regardless of the topic.
And while I also do not condone clubbing baby seals, I still like your avatar.
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15 years ago
While walking to work yesterday I saw a really hot girl walking nearby. When I looked over my shoulder to check out her ass, I walked into a tree.
Does that count?
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15 years ago
Tried it a few times, but I didn't care for it.
Great in theory, but in application it was asses and elbows everywhere.
Somebody could have put an eye out!
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15 years ago
You're slippin', Clubber.
Can't let those little future wardrobe accessories get the upper hand!
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15 years ago
If a dancer is really taking care of me, I'll tip anywhere from 5 - 25%.
The 25% range is reserved for faves that go WAY above & beyond the call of duty.
If the dancer is mediocre or lousy, then the only tip she gets is on how to improve her dances in the future.
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15 years ago
"Queen bees" can certainly have their advantages, but they can be an absolute nightmare. If one has decided that YOU are one of her regulars, when in fact YOU have never thought so. No other dancer will dare approach you, even though you've made it clear that you belong to NO ONE. Happened to me a couple of years ago, and it made me steer clear of that club for almost a year. Talk about getting "stung"!
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15 years ago
samsung1,
Yeah, it was a nude club, but the dances were only topless (lord knows what kind of mess I would have wound up with if those dances had been nude!)
I suspect that those slacks were subjected to various shades of foundation make-up and possibly some spray-on tan that didn't actually stay ON the girl. Lesson learned.
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15 years ago
I like it when two or more dancers are sitting with me and they talk "shop" amongst themselves for a bit. You can really glean some insight into their world if you listen in. Sometimes two dancers will chat with each other in their native language while at the table. For reasons I can't explain, I find comfort in this. Weird, huh?
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15 years ago
Last week I stopped by one of my fave clubs still in my work attire, which consisted of a pair of white slacks. I knew it was risky, but I was in the mood for some dances, and chanced it.
When I got home I decided to burn the pants - they were pretty much multiple shades of brown. There was no saving them. And I really liked those darn slacks. Oh well.....serves me right.
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15 years ago
No coincidence, rockie.
We are one & the same.
I recently started posting again on the blue site, after being away from it for awhile.
Gotta get my two cents in over there too!
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15 years ago
Clubber,
You mean I have to share?
Dammit!
Just when my Asian harem was shaping up nicely....
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15 years ago
I was talking with a very credible dancer the other day about SW, and she told me that most of the original dancers on SW all left due to the shady antics of the websites owner. I didn't press for details as to what happened. She said that most of the former SW dancers are now on exoticdancernet.com (which is strictly for dancers only. You have to be "verified" in order to access certain parts of the site).
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15 years ago
lol minnow - you got me. You're right - my preferences tend to run along the athletic/Russian/brunette or asian lines. But since they all live here in Cali, I lumped tham all in as California girls.
Never went in much for the blonde beach bunny. But I'm willing to learn!
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15 years ago
The only bad visits are the ones where I'm not getting any dancer attention. If the dancers are circulating, I can usually find someone I wouldn't mind getting a few dances with. But if the girls are being lazy and standoffish, I get outta there pronto and head for richer hunting grounds.
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15 years ago
"if you're getting a bad dance it means you're not tipping enough. it's that simple."
I assume that those of us that do tip do so AFTER our dance(s), so the above statement is meaningless.
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15 years ago
I like my open minded, liberal, HOT California girls.
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15 years ago
I really don't care too much about the music. All I ask is that I don't have to yell at the dancer sitting next to me to be heard over the volume of it.
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15 years ago
I've been in lockdown for ....hmmmm....lessee......going on 17 years now.
I guess I'm gonna be a lifer.
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15 years ago
Jessica Alba.
I guess watching "Sin City" is about as close as I'm gonna get.