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72 posts by chitownlawyer

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Strip club ratings v. stripper ratings.

A thread that has since dropped off of this board asked if dancers were aware of this site and its system of rating strip clubs. As I recall, the consensus was that the vast majority of dancers had no…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 2 7

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Most Top 40 Clubs Visited

Here's a question for a lazy winter Friday afternoon---how many TUSCL Top 40 clubs have you visited? I am somewhat embarrassed to say that I have only been to four... Mons Venus Industrial Strip Brad's Brass Flamingo Big Louie's Two. I know that list…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 3 33

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LA Clubs

Gentlemen: Business will take me to LA the second week of January. Please submit suggestions for appropriate entertainment, keeping in mind my preference for high contact, latinas, and slim, girl-next-door types of all ethnic groups. The ideal club will…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 3 20

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The evolution of porn

The discussion on pecker size as one of a collection of "sex facts" made me think about the changing nature of porn in general. Pornos in the 70s and even 80s had men with normal sized weezers, not the Thuringer…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 3 25

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Lap dances on credit

I had an experience the other night at a PT's club that I think has left me pissed off. I went into the private area with a dancer. She told me I could get one dance for $40, or 3/$100.…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 5 13

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Lap Dunce Redux--the $241,000.00 Man

When we last left our hero, his employer, SAVVIS Communications, had put him on "uppaid leave." Your humble correspondent speculated that this "leave" time would involve his negotiations with SAVVIS concerning his separation from the company. Today, those terms…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 3 2

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Lap Dunce Redux--the $214,000.00 Man

When we last left our hero, his employer, SAVVIS Communications, had put him on "uppaid leave." Your humble correspondent speculated that this "leave" time would involve his negotiations with SAVVIS concerning his separation from the company. Today, those terms…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago

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Celebrities You'd Like to See Strip

I am starting a new thread on this old topic, since I don't know how to go back past the end of the currenlty posted topics. I would nominate Sarah Silverman. To borrow a quote, "She is one fine-looking Jew."…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 2 47

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Houston clubs--Latinas

I am planning a trip to Houston a month hence, and I need to ask a question that could be answered just as easily by several hours over poring through reviews--which club(s) in Houston is/are best for latinas? I…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 2 3

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Dress for Success/Excess

When I go to sc's, I am almost always coming from or going to work. I can count the number of times that I have gone to a sc casually dressed (khakis and polo or sweater, depending on the season)…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 82

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My unattractive social habit.

Ever since I've started going to sc's on a regular basis, I notice that I've frequently looked at innocent civilian women, and thought that they/she would make a good dancer. I think that is more than the typical male…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 30

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Please shut up.

Over the weekend, I had a disappointing involving a dancer. I had had dances with her two years ago, and was very impressed. Saturday I saw her again after a two year hiatus. SHe actually remembered me from two…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 3 17

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Taking the initiative for dances

A recent experience causes me to make this inquiry. At my last trip to Favorite Club, I approached an attractive dancer with the intent of getting a dance from her. We spent a long time in conversation. I waited…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 2 10

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Non-pseudanonymous stage names

Last night, at Favorite Club, three dances all introduced themselves by giving the name under which each dances, but then almost immediately saying, "but my real name is..." I wondered why this happened. Each of the dancers who did…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 2 20

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What purpose does "Recent Chat" serve?

Whati s the function of the "recent chat" area of this site, as distinct from the function of this discussion board?

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 3

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Life after stripping

Do any of you have any insights into how dancers adjust to new income levels after their days dancing are over? I'm thinking in particular of the very successful ones, who are unlikely to be able to reproduce their…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer21 yrs ago 13 15

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Missouri strip club legislation declared unconstitutional

Yesterday, the Missouri Supreme Court ruled that the new strip club law that was to take effect Thursday constitutes an unconstitutional limits on First Amendment rights, specifically freedom of expression. The law would have, among other things, prevented dancers…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer21 yrs ago 1 6

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Central Illinois

OK, I'm laying out my travel plans for business next week, which will take me to Favorite Club in Indy, then up to northwestern Indiana. Club 390 across the Illinois line has been strongly endorsed, but I am wrestling…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer21 yrs ago 4 13

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Chicago--Northern Indiana area strip clubs

Next week I'm going to NE Indiana (essentially, the Indiana part of the Chicago metropolitan area) on business. Are we all in agreement that Industrial Strip is the place to go? Please provide any other likely candidates.

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer21 yrs ago 2 2

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Money showers

A month or so ago, at "the club of choice", I saw a guy standing at the stage with a roll of ones. At a certain point, he started peeling ones off of the roll, with enough force that…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer21 yrs ago 1 14

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Atlanta

I know this was covered in the last several weeks, but I didn't pay any attention to it, because it didn't apply to me, and now it has dropped off the board. I have a business trip to Atlanta…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer21 yrs ago 1 11

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Outside the club

What kind of experiences have people had "outside the club?" Have your experiences generally been favorable? Unfavorable? Were there some unpleasant aspects that you hadn't anticipated? And did the offer of "OTC" time turn out to be on a…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer21 yrs ago 1 5
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