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72 posts by chitownlawyer

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Thoughts on the fantasy aspect of SC'ing

About a year ago, I met a stripper who looks a lot like Penelope Cruz, with long hair, an incredibly ripped abdomen, and a thin build except for firm natural boobs. She was a steady member of my "A" team…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 2 36

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Loosening the shackles

Advice needed here. I go to a club about once every ten days, on a catch-as-catch can...no particular schedule or shift. Unfortunately, the girls at this club are very protective and possessive. It is kind of like high…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 1 27

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Great line from a s.c. manager

Heard earlier this week from a manager, as he watched shift change: "This business is like being a horse trainer: I have to feed 'em and clean up after 'em, and someone else gets to ride 'em."

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 1 11

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Lawsuit filed against Hollywood, E. St. Louis

From today's Madison/St. Clair (IL) Record: ***************************** Hollywood Showclub patron claims guards beat him Monday, November 06, 2006 By Ann Knef Cottage Hills resident Jesse Sneed is suing the owner of Hollywood Showclub in Washington Park for being beaten, kicked and punched while guards…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 3 3

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Little Strip Club on the Prairie

In about a week, I am taking a trip, unrelated to SC's, that will take me through Davenport, Ia. and Peoria, Ills. I wil have time to go to a club in either city, but not both. It looks…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 3 6

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Academic studies of strip clubs

I once said that "some one" should do a serious study of strip clubs...perhaps from the viewpoint of psychology or sociology. A little time on the Intenet shows that MANY people have done such studies...there are numerous papers by doctoral…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 2 6

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Whaled Redux

Late this afternoon I returned to the scene of the crime. It was "A Team" night, with an incredible selection of my favorite dark-haired dancers, including both of those who had been in the Whale's harem. The prettier one saw…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 1 3

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Money showers.

Here is a way that someone can appear to be a whale, if that is important. One time I was at my Favorite Club, and a young "urban" man stood stageside, slowly but steadily peeling singles off a roll…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 14 19

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DougS--request re Brad's

Please see my post on the "club chat" for Brad's, and respond either there or to [email protected]. Chitownlawyer

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 1 2

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Whaled!!

Last night I was having an insomniac episode, so about 11:00 I traveled to the more upscale of the two local clubs that I currently frequent. When I arrived, two dancers that I normally get dances from were seated…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 8 51

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Tipping the bird dogs?

Yesterday I was at a club that charges $5 for wristbands to enter the VIP area. As I gave the VIP bird dog a $10, he asked me, "Do you need change?" I was blown away to be hit…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 8

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Churchgoing among TUSCL members

Are any of you active churchgoers, or otherwise affiliated with an organized religious group? If so, do you find any conflict between that part of your life and our mutual hobby? I have had theological conversations with some dancers,…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 40

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A difference of kind...or merely degree

Over the weekend I was sitting with a beautiful young dancer that I have come to know from various strip club visits. At one point in our conversation, she was differentiating herself from another dancer by saying that she,…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 2 114

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Naive strip club staff

Last night at Dancers Showclub in Indy, I had several bizarre experiences that made me feel totally out of sync with two members of the staff. When my waitress approached me, I ordered a cocktail with Tanqueray gin. She asked me…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 2 23

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If you could go to one club that you have not yet visited, which would it be?

For me, Treasures--Houston, just based on what I have read here. Jaguars in El Paso would be a close second, again based on the reviews on this site.

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 3 38

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New forum comments

FOUNDER: I am not worthy! New format is great, especially the interactive map, which solves all the problems related to close-by clubs in different municipalities/zip codes. There was always the real possibility that you might, for example miss The Oasis…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 3 9

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Dances from Non-dancers

Last week at Oasis in Atlanta, I got a dance from a shot girl. The shot girls are not, strictly speaking, dancers, although they do sell combination shots/table dances for $15, and also do VIPs. The shot girl (from whom…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 2 13

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Sr. Louis--Nashville--Chattanooga--Atlanta--the World

It looks as though next week I'm going to be driving the above route, a trip of about eight hours. I looked at the Google map to see what towns were on the route. 85% of the route…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 3 12

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"Boys and girls, our new word today is 'pimp.'"

I need some linguistic help. I was at a club when the manager came over and began talking. I inquired of the whereabouts of a new dancer to whom I was very attracted (a Susannah Hoffs look-alike, including the little…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 18

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Atlanta--another shot

I'm going to try this again, in hopes that things have improved. Last July, in anticipation of a trip to Atlanta, I asked for suggestions. The consensus (indeed, unanimous) opinion was that Atlanta was good for eye-candy, air dance clubs, but…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 11

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Musings on fake breasts

I have been thinking about a conversation that I had with a dancer last week, when I stopped into a club for lunch. The dancer sat with me while she ate her lunch, and we had a nice talk. One…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 24

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Bachelor parties--the upside

I am starting a new thread due to my technical incompetence, since it really applies to a recent thread about bachelor parties--which I don't know how to access, since it has "dropped off" this page. As I said on that thread,…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 6

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Tax Season

Friday evening, a dancer at Favorite Club was telling me that income has been particularly good lately since we are in "tax season." Another dancer at another club had told me the same thing a couple of weeks ago,…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 6

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Experience with strippers/strip clubs tainting real life encounters?

Do any of the rest of you occasionally have to restrain yourself from treating people in "real life" like people you meet in strip clubs? I just had lunch at a little cafe across the street from my office.…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 10

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How to take a vacation from a "regular"

Here's my problem....I started to go to a club about a month ago..have been going about every week. On my second visit, I "clicked" with a good looking dancer who is able in her profession in every way. When…

chitownlawyerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 4 43
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