I am starting a new thread on this old topic, since I don't know how to go back past the end of the currenlty posted topics.
I would nominate Sarah Silverman. To borrow a quote, "She is one fine-looking Jew." And as nasty as she seems to be, I suspect she'd be fun in VIP.


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Angie Dickenson any time in the 1960's
Heather Locklear
Nikki Cox
Jennifer Aniston
Farah Fawcett (some of the longest nipples ever)
Any WWE Diva
Missy Hyatt
One thing I would like to see more of is celebrities stripping on TV or cable. Make it more mainstream. Howard Stern routinely featured strippers on his E! show before he went pay per view with his show. There was even small segments featuring strippers on shows like Smallville and Charmed to try to get some Nielsen ratings during sweeps.
I'm not sure out of this group who would give high quality dances if they were strippers, but I think that Catherine Zeta-Jones and Eva Longoria would probably be air dancers.
Kelly Hu looks like she would have fun making a guy cum, and smile all the way while doing that. Leeann Tweeden I'd think she'd be high mileage as well.
Nadine Velazquez looks like she would have to strip for about 1 1/2-2 years before she'd become high mileage. Halle Berry I'd think would just be an air dancer
Catherine Zeta-Jones or Halle Berry.
Nadine Velazquez from My Name is Earl.
Eva Longoria from Desperate Housewives.
Leeann Tweeden.
Kelly Hu.
If any of these women don't make you get hot and heavy, and want to get some hot lap dances in a strip club from your regular ATF as a substitute, I don't know what will.
Yep, Angelina Jolie... Gotta go now.
Christina Ricci, Nikki Cox, Alyssa Milano, Christina Aguilera, Kelly Monaco and Charisma Carpenter
Angelina Jolie. Watching Mr & Mrs Smith tonight. There is an early scene where you just know she'd be an awesome high mileage lapdance.
Absolutely. Kelly reminds me of Nikki, although she still doesn't quite have the Nikki mystique. But, needless to say, she'd do in a pinch...
I guess she's a celebrity now, so Kelly Monaco. Former playmate, present soap star, apparently gained some fame by winning "Dancing With the Stars" this summer amid some controversy. Saw her on the History Channel last night hosting "Boys Toys". As I recall she tops out about 5'2", has great natural boobs, and weighs about 95 lbs. Wanna second me there Chitown?
I think Kelly Rippa would be fun. She's got that playful feisty attitude that I enjoy. In fact she reminds me of my ATF in both looks and manner.
Nobody mentioned Pam Anderson - those big plastics might give you a headache if she hits you with them though - sh would definitely get 10 for attitude - same goes for Carmen Electra but after she was with Rodman she might be worn out
Chitown, I always found Farah a little bony for my taste. I liked the smart one, Kate Jackson. Not sure I understasnd the Courtney Love thing, but hey, to each his own. She'd probably be awsome in the VIP if she was properly "medicated".
I'll add Elisha Cuthbert and Drea de Matteo to my wish list.
Since I've speculated on a few here's another question to go with your wishes. Who would be high mileage, airdance, or work at a no-contact club. I think Drea would be high mileage. Elisha is too pretty and would probably get a lot of VIP time but not give great mileage. Get Tara Reid drunk and she'd probably be great.
I don't know her name. The dark haired girl on the OC. "Summer" is the characters name. I'd like her to dance naked on my face! RACHEL BILSON is her name. God damn is she tasty.
Dolly Parton, Pam Grier, Cameron Diaz, Renee Russo;
Sorry, Chitown, I didn't even remember Maude having a daughter. All my 70s tee vee love went to Marcia Brady.
None for Farrah?
Sorry, Yoda, I've always had a soft spot for the widow Cobain. Maybe it's just the contrast. But I've always thought that she could blossom if given the love of a strong, stable man.
But she's probably already gotten to the "gravity bats last" stage on the hooters.
Chandler, I know you're just a couple of years older than me, so what about Adrienne Barbeau, the daughte on "Maude." When I think about all the time I spent holding up her poster with one hand as a teenager...
I beleive that Lil' Kim was a stripper. Just for the record, I wouldn't watch Courtney Love or Drew Barrymore strip if it was no cover night and they where across the street from my house. YUCK!
We all know now that Courtney Love did strip at one time. Drew Barrymore also went through a period where she used to strip for fun at a NYC club. Anybody know of any other celebrities (non-porn stars) who actually did strip? I'm sure they'd probably keep it a closely guarded secret in most cases. Demi Moore did some nude modeling early on, other than that I dunno of any others.
I still vote for JLo.
Penelope Cruz or Selma Hayek. JLo is hot but she's a bitch and a Diva, she's too stuck up to be a good stripper.
I saw Sarah Silverman on a flight to LA on my way to Hawaii 12 years ago. She's not my type, but she's a good looking woman.
I mentioned Charlize Theron in the other recent thread on this subject. Check her out in Aeon Flux this weekend or in the swimming pool scene with Ben Affleck in Reindeer Games.
Naomi Watts might be fun to see strip. She's Ann Darrow in the upcoming remake of King Kong, and she did a lesbian scene in Mulholland Drive.
Since Shadowcat has opened it up to babes from the past, I nominate:
Brigitte Bardot (c. 'And God Created Woman') Lauren Bacall (c. 'To Have and Have Not', 'The Big Sleep') Cyd Charisse Joey Heatherton Jody Whatley
I think Tara Reid would definitely be high mileage, but from the photos her boob job is pretty bad. Paris Hilton? Jessica Alba has the stage moves, but she'd be an air dance.
or maybe Tara Reid.
I would like to see Terra Reid - nice tits and seems like she could be a high mileage dancer
Miley Cyrus - guaranteed train wreck, and she looks like she would be the type of dancer who would try sucking all the oxygen and attention in the club. She would probably be run out by management in a week. It wouldn’t be pretty, but it would be a lot of fun to watch in a morbid “Oh the Humanity!” kind of way. i.imgur.com
Who is the smoking hot latina in Modern Family. She's not just hot, I bet she'd be fun.
How about models ? Adriana Lima. Elle McPherson. Cindy Crawford.
Modern Family... I think you're talking about Sofia Vergara.
^ That's it.
Most of the women mentioned have been naked on camera. TUSCL isn't my only $99 lifetime membership.
Gal Gadot. She is close to my perfect woman.
I'm on board with Gal Gadot.
Gina Loudon. Don't care if she is older. One look at her drives me nuts and I am not a blonde person.
I would bet most will have no idea who she is.
^ I had no idea who Gina London was. I think she’s nice looking. goo.gl
I’d probably take:
*Emilie Autumn (though I wouldn’t really expect her to appeal to mean) *Katie Holmes *Catherine Zeta-Jones (which if I’m remembering my clickbait right, actually did strip to fund a boob job)
I've seen all their boobs. Katie Holmes had these big perfect perky tits. Fuck I hate Tom Cruise for what he and the scientologists did to her.
nice,
I see her often on TV and when that camera hits her face, the eyes just kill me!
In my view - most mainstream celebrity women are too skinny to do a good strip performance.
I prefer a thick booty - and those are rare among celebrity women.
Betty White
Oprah? She wouldn’t be doing it for the money...
Maxine Waters!
Kaley Cuoco
^good choice.
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