Whaled!!
chitownlawyer
Florida
Thursday, September 14, 2006 4:55 AM
Last night I was having an insomniac episode, so about 11:00 I traveled to the more upscale of the two local clubs that I currently frequent. When I arrived, two dancers that I normally get dances from were seated with another patron, along with two other dancers. One of the two dancers I normally patronize came over to my table and said something along the lines of, "Sorry, but you'll just have to watch me operate." Mr. Whale stayed with the four girls during the 2.5 hours I was in the house. When one of them was on stage, he would move the harem stageside, and the dancer on stage would dance for the girls.
I kept myself occupied with a couple of other girls. When I left, one of my usual dancers came over to me, gave me a hug and a kiss, and said, "Sorry, but I'll see you next time."
I am wrestling with my emotions (immediate wrong turn--combining strip clubs with emotions). On one hand, as a conservative Republican, I am a big believer in the market (although I really blows when you end up on the wrong side of the market). However, I am also a little pissed at this dancer. On the OTHER OTHER hand (says Mr. Econ. major), I do feel that this gives me a little freedom, as there have been times when I have spent time with her and there were other dancers I would rather have spent time with., This experience gives me some license to spend time with the dancer-equivalent of whales.
On the OTHER OTHER OTHER hand, maybe I should just stay away from the club for a while, in favor of going to some of the other clubs in the area. Strangely enough, almost every woman has two tits, and several of them actual merit prolonged inspection.
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