Reviews by wallanon

The place didn’t look like much from the outside. Didn’t look like much from the inside, either, but not a dive. The walls were done up in black with some accent lights highlighting the...

This place was pretty much zombieland when I walked in. It was so dark inside I couldn’t see anything before my eyes adjusted. Thought I was the only customer, but there was one other...

Dancing Bare. You walk into an adult bookstore, and the entrance to the strip club is at the back left. The manager is watching the store, and will take a $10 cover charge before...

Bossier City, Louisiana. Near Shreveport. Got here late. 30 minutes ‘til close kind of late. Exterior was decent, and I had no reservations about walking into the club at that hour. No cover. First thing...

This club used to be Babes. Babes wasn't a great club, but it was underrated. I heard the guy who used to own Babes owns Club Blush now. This club was not crowded. It...

Not a lot going on the dayshift I dropped in and it's a BYOB club. One of several curvy latina dancers did a pretty good dance in back, and that was the highlight. It...

In downtown Shreveport, down by the casinos. This is a big club by any standard. Casinos are Vegas-like, and so is this strip club. As I mention in every review I write about Deja...

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. How far? Enough where a terrible cliche seemed like an appropriate lead in. Showed up here late on a Sunday and there was NOTHING happening here. Might have...

Deja Vu downtown by Pike's Place. Sex shop on first floor, and the club is accessible up a set of stairs from a street level entrance. Violet was a short-haired dancer dancing on stage...

Players Club isn’t open on Mondays, so I decided to trek up to Middle River and see if London was tending bar like some other reviewer said. Back when she was a dancer (most...

Was I really the last TUSCLer to review this place? I'll also be the last ever TUSCLer to review the place because it is now gone. To mangle a classic quote, I’ve come to...

I’ve been in this club a few times, but I think this is the first time I’ve written a review. The visit just never really stuck with me long enough to get anything written...

Went by on a Monday evening around 8pm. Similar to the other review from a while ago, I went by the club at a time that TUSCL says they are open for business. This...

Visions looks like it's a converted buffet restaurant or some kind of meeting hall. I didn’t see this club at its best, but I saw it so here’s a review. It had video games at...

This is possibly my final review for this place. In a nutshell, the girls prefer the Owner’s Room because it comes with strawberries and stuff. Why does that matter? Because regular dance options are...

Didn’t get out of the parking lot. Door was locked, but the club possibly was open? This location is a tiny shack right off the main road. Up until this point the smallest club...

I generally like this club. Big main stage. Decent mileage for tips some boob action. Dancers are totally nude on stage depending on the dancer. Square stage with poles in two corners that go...

I have it on good authority that this is the better of the two Paper Moons in Richmond. It seems like I caught both on an off night, since my experience was the opposite. $12...

Club was not hard to find and had a decent amount of parking out front. Unlike most of the clubs I saw in Virginia it had a bit of curb appeal. Night shift doorman...

A Club That Specializes in Cheap Lapdances and Nothing Else...What Could Go Wrong? From time to time some of the longtime TUSCLers take issue with me reviewing crappy clubs. If the alternative is to keep...

Deja Vu Spokane is OK. This was not the way I thought I’d start the review. For those who’ve been reading my reviews over time, you know that I’m not a fan of the...

This club is literally off the main strip. Not much real estate, and the parking out front is a tight fit. Almost the lost the front end of the car I was driving...twice. The...

It looks like recent reviews and comments haven't been that great from the regulars. I've been here once. This club was my second choice in town on a day where I had less time...

This is one of the coolest clubs in the entire fucking world. Most of this review is from the archives. I was looking for something else in my notes, and realized I never posted...