Collateral Damage - Who Punched Whom in the Face?

This is possibly my final review for this place. In a nutshell, the girls prefer the Owner’s Room because it comes with strawberries and stuff. Why does that matter? Because regular dance options are no good anymore. And by no good I mean a sit on your hands total lousy ass experience. I had a dancer nearly beg me not to make her do them because they’re so bad now. Where the old dance booths used to be are now the cabanas. Cabanas are ok, except for the camera sitting directly above your head. Literally exactly above your head. The $150-300 VIP room has three little booths that are openly visible when the door opens.

Other room options were: VIP rooms 300 hour. VIP room has a TV. A little cramped and the furniture is not as nice. Cabanas are $250 for a half hour. The SkyBox was $300 for a half hour, and it seemed ok (was just past the pole by the DJ booth) but the dancers didn’t seem too fond of it. It did have some weird angles in it, so I’m guessing there’s a reason. As I said at the intro, the girls were pushing the Owner’s Room. It was most expensive at $400 an hour, with the nicest setup (think it had a fireplace) and random niceties the girls liked. The reason why I gave it any thought was it had it’s own personal stripper pole. On the right day with the right girl, I might have rolled the dice on it. Under those circumstances, no.

Years ago Millstream had a great reputation as club where you could have a ton of fun. It had some lean years with not great talent and nothing going on, then seemed to be on its way to peaking again. Then they had the spotlight days where high mileage girls would get the spotlight during a lapdance if the people watching the cams thought they were getting too entertaining. I had many, many a spotlight shown on my dances. Now I guess the cabanas can be interesting with the right girl, but this is fucking Baltimore and you’ve got mileage all over town without any question marks. Why bother? Like Jeopardy, my answer was in the form of a question.