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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
As a paid VIP reviewer, I’m providing an unbiased and concise perspective. Neighborhood: Portsmouth is known for its challenging areas, so it's best to stick to the well-lit, safe paths. The club and…
Day: Friday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Under $100
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Neighborhood: The club is located on a state highway with a small/medium size parking lot and is well lit. This highway has lot of strip clubs due to presence of military and blue…
Day: Saturday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: $100-$300
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Neighborhood: The club is located on a state highway with a small/medium size parking lot and is well lit. This highway has lot of strip clubs due to presence of military and energy…
Day: Saturday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $100-$300
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
This is a pretty standard strip club, and it’s the one I tend to prefer when I’m in town. I’ve been there twice recently, so am squeezing in both visits here. The…
Day: Saturday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: $100-$300
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Neighborhood: The club is located on a state highway with a small/medium size parking lot and is well lit. This highway has lot of strip clubs due to presence of military and energy…
Day: Saturday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $100-$300
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
I was recently in the area for business and hadn’t really had a chance to check out a good club in awhile so I figured this was a great opportunity. I first…
Day: Not Provided
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Under $100
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Hi, I went on a Thursday by 11:30pm. No problem to park the car. I think I paid 5$ for the cover maybe 7, I don’t remember. It is the first time for…
Day: Thursday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Under $100
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Stopped by on a Friday night about two weeks ago, all amped to see my atf Violet ... only to discover she is no longer there after a decade of working there.…
Day: Saturday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $100-$300
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
I mostly come here on friday night and sometimes Saturday night. This is a small 10 dollar a dance lap-dancing club, with a living room style sitting area and another bench style…
Day: Friday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $100-$300
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Monday can be a blessing or a curse depending how business has been. This Monday it was Ok. Get a Ways next store was absolutely dead so I crossed the lot to…
Day: Monday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: $100-$300
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Went there on a Friday night, but it was technically Saturday, because it was midnight. There were three dancer and I think a fourth one was leaving as I came in. The…
Day: Saturday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Under $100
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Hot Seat is not really much of a strip club, there is no stage and music only playing when somebody is getting a dance. The place is small with a few couches,…
Day: Monday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Under $100
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Went to Hot Seat Saturday night around 2AM. 3 girls working. Saw Sarah a got a few dances from her. I was really into her. She had…
Day: Saturday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: $100-$300
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Ok so I've been here about 5 times now.. Things you should know right off the bat: No Alcohol, basically a juice bar Lap dance only, full contact for $10 per dance Topless Gotta pay the jukebox,…
Day: Saturday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: $100-$300
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Ok so I've been here about 5 times now.. Things you should know right off the bat: No Alcohol, basically a juice bar Lap dance only, full contact for $10 per dance Topless Gotta pay the jukebox,…
Day: Saturday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: $100-$300
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
I had a family reunion in Portsmouth Va, so... I had decided to slip away on my own to check out this spot, because I had noticed it on the way to the…
Day: Saturday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Under $100
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Well, back to the strip club desert called Hampton Roads (well, there are clubs but not many good ones). I went back to the Hot Seat because it’s the best for lap…
Day: Friday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Under $100
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Was in Portsmouth for business during the day and decided to hit this place up instead of fighting traffic to get back home. Got there around 9pm and only 3 girls…
Day: Tuesday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Under $100
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
I went after work in hopes of getting a good lap dance before heading home. I got to the door and paid the $7 cover charge. The building itself could use updating.…
Day: Thursday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Under $100
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Showed up around 9 pm, the bouncer told me there were no dancers on shift but they should be arriving shortly. Sat down and ordered a drink, about 20 minutes later a…
Day: Thursday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Came in after a $7 cover and ID check, smooth entry. As soon as I walk in the lady at the door is like “only lap dances”. I was cool because that’s…
Day: Friday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Went there on a Friday and had a pretty good time. I tried to go to Lappers first, but it's no longer a lap dance club, so I came to the Hot…
Day: Friday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
So I read about this in the reviews on here and thought I'd give it a shot due to price and time of night (20 minutes to closing). Glad I did! $5.00…
Day: Friday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
I visit the Portsmouth area infrequently for business. On occasion, I like to go to Lappers. It is cheap, easy, and I always go home happy. However, it is was closed during…
Day: Friday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
i went to this spot on a sat evening shortly after the UFC PPV with Jones/Cormier. First thing I noticed that there were quite a few cars in the parking lot.…
Day: Saturday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
A Club That Specializes in Cheap Lapdances and Nothing Else...What Could Go Wrong? From time to time some of the longtime TUSCLers take issue with me reviewing crappy clubs. If the alternative is…
Day: Sunday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
A quick cheap lap dance, but that's all. Arrived at 9 pm on Friday and paid $7 to enter. I was the only customer. The front part has a 6 seat…
Day: Friday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
After leaving Lappers as things have changed there (See My UNDER CONSTRUCTION) review, I decided to hit up their old sister club as I heard some of the old Lappers Girls went…
Day: Saturday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Been to this club twice and pretty much the same outcome on both visits. This visit was on a Thursday evening and when I arrived to the club the parking lot had…
Day: Thursday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
First time at Hot Seat. Honestly the front door never looked too inviting so usually bypassed this for Lappers. The club exceeded my expectations greatly. Walked in and there were two…
Day: Saturday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
After stopping at Lappers and only seeing two girls working and a bunch of guys i decided to push on. Stopped in at Hot Seat before heading back to my hotel. I…
Day: Saturday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
This club is pretty nice for what you get. It's a rather small place that is divided into two main rooms. Once you enter the building, you cant get in until you…
Day: Friday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
First time I went to this club, I had just turned 18. Paid the window lady and opened the door. I remember it being small and dark and smokey.…
Day: Saturday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Have been hitting these clubs for years. For the money and a good grind you can not beat this place. It is like fishing though, sometimes you hit it when there…
Day: Thursday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
I used to frequent this club in the early part of the 2000s to mid 2000s even until 2008. Back then, this place was fully packed come after midnight when usually young…
Day: Wednesday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
This is a lap dance only place. The place is split into two rooms, a waiting area where you can watch sports and smoke, and a back rooms where the dances happen.…
Day: Friday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: Not Provided
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
This is a lap dance place strictly. It is a small place with a smokey atmosphere. There are a lot of women on Fridays and Saturdays. Usually there some ok girls but…
Day: Friday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Im not sure if this club is actually open anymore. i used to go here frequently. Usually after visiting headlights i would stop in here and get some cheap topless dances. Dances…
Day: Wednesday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
A bit of a letdown after spending a lot of time at clubs in Indiana. No alcohol. No Stage. A bunch of average girls sitting around a juice bar, smoking…
Day: Friday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
I stopped in the Hot Seat early evening on a weekday.Cover charge was $7.There were only 2 girls working so i went across the parking lot to Maddogs and had 2 beers.I…
Day: Tuesday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
I must not be hitting the place at the right time.This time i visited at 9pm on thursday.There were 2 white girls,rhonda and becky, and one black girl.Just like last time, the…
Day: Thursday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Well, they do have laps, more than I can say for my home town, Wash, DC. This place is very hit or miss, in terms of the number of dancers, quality of…
Day: Thursday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
I visited on friday about 3pm.Big mike was woking the door.He told me only 2 girls and one,a bleached blode,was leaving to dance at Maddogs and the other was in the back…
Day: Friday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
doing xmas shoping so i took the time to stop and get a dance or 2 was my yearly tripto the "big city" i payed my 10 to get in and found…
Day: Thursday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
I go here on occasion and last night I came to get a couple of LDs. First problem was when it took a while for someone to let me in.…
Day: Monday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
This is a lap dance club. There was a $10 cover and it was $10 a dance and a limited non alcholic bar. It was $2 for the music.…
Day: Friday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
This place used to be really fun, now since the talent is not really there.. Its not. If you are lucky, the one pretty girl will be available when you get…
Day: Friday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided
3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Wow. I stopped in here on a Tuesday at around 1am. Granted, i wasn't expecting much at that hour, but this place fell far short of the lowest expectations. There was…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
i wasnt too sure of this one it used to be ok alot has changed idk i guess it depends on what you like... everyone is diff i would prefer may other…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
I visited saturday evening around 6 pm . There were only 2 girls working . Both girls were black and nice looking.As i sat and played a video game and tall blonde…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
This was quite a different lapdance experience for me. I was there on a Tuesday evening. About 4 "dancers" there who seemed like they were waiting for something to happen. Everyone there,…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
If you go on a weekend you will see quite a variety of women. The dancers are usually topless although a few times I have seen them wearing pasties. The…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
After trying FF, I decided to continue moving do3wn the road. Once again only two dancers and one of them wasn't ready since she hadn't gotten changed yet. The one…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
used to go quite often but moved away for two years. recently moved back and stopped by to get some dances but the place has really gone down hill as far as
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
visited on a wednesday night.6 girls working 3 hot 3 not.Had 5 dances with lucy and it was good.Strolled across the parking lot and had a beer and returned to enjoy 3…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Checked this place out on Thursday afternoon. Only two dancers working. Had a couple of dances from each and all were with good contact. The place was a little rundown and could…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
After having a couple of brews across the parking lot at an as usual dead Mad Dogs one recent afternoon, hopped over to Hot Seat to see if there was anything half…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
If it's lap dances you want, this is a decent place. No stage show. You just go in and catch a girl who's not in back doing a dance and…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Decided ro try this joint after a number of very pleasant trips to Final Fronteir down the road. The joint is decent enough. You pay the cover to enter, and…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Stopped in on Friday afternoon while passing through the area.The concept of this place and two other similar operations in the area have been described adequately in the other reviews. I cant…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
This is a lapdance parlor like Lappers and Final Frontier. The waiting area is very small and seemed crowded with maybe a half dozen customers and 3 or 4 dancers.…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
I'll give a higher rating to indicate a good night here. Went on Thursday, and there were 3 quite attractive women (7.5 to 9.5), the best I've ever seen at this…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Visited this club again while in town visiting.Same old story.The girls here do not know how to lapdance.The first song is no different than the fifth song.They do not finish enthausiastically (sp).I…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
All right for HR. Got three dances from Jane, a petite blond with both nipples pierced. Good grindage. Got two more dances from an older long haired brunette. She took off her…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Stopped by while I was in town for a meeting. Since I read the reviews I knew that this was a lap dance only juice bar. Still it is a little weird…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
this place has not changed that much, girls range from 3 to 8 and 9's. Laid back environment. $10 a lap dance in the back, no alcohol served. Across…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
If you see my review of Lappers you can pretty much say "ditto" for Hot Seat. I've seen reviews that contrast one versus the other, but I really think they're the…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
After visiting Lappers down the street, this place is a step up. More selection, better talent. At 10 a dance you can definatly spend some time. After an akward amount of…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
I like this place. It's not to smoky, and the back room is fairly private. Lap Dances are just $10 a pop and there is some serious contact...The only downside…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
I stopped in while visiting relatives over the holidays.$7 got me in the door and dances were $10 each.Each of the girls i choose gave me the same mechanical dance over and…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
This place is a hole in the wall. Dancer was cold, distant, and dishonest. No touching up top or bikini area. I WOULD BE A FOOL IF I EVER RETURNED HERE
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Pretty much agree with most of the below reviewers. Visited towards the end of a cross country trip, having experienced Treasures and Cheetah Atlanta the 2 days previous. No comparison.…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Nice place. The girls are pretty, the place is clean, and the atmosphere is friendly. Lap dances are $10 (per song) + $2 for the jukebox. You may touch the girls everywhere except…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
All right, I just had to add my two cents here when I saw this club had somehow wormed its way into the top five on TUSCL. How is such a…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
I use a 6 rating to bring rating overall rating in line with actual rating. However, it is actually an 8 rating. But, it is not a good as clubs…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
This club is ok for this area (a 9 for the area, a 5 for the USA, so I'll give it a 7). The problem is that in the Tidewater area of…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
Was there after midnight during week. Cover goes up to $13 after midnight. There was only one dancer out of 5 who was halfway cute. Naturally, there were guys waiting in line…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
I stop at Hot Seat whenever I am in the area on business. My last visit was especially satisfying. I was the only customer, and Jordon the lone dancer. I JUMPED at…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
This place is great. I have been to all the different clubs in this area. 10 lap dances fo a long way with a good selection of girls. My…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
There's no run-way at the Hot Seat and there's no alcohol, but who cares. This is just plain and simple lap dancing... Here's a posting about the Hot Seat I made on…
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3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
I am used to $20-30 laps, so I figured this place was worth a try for $10 laps. The club shares a parking lot with Maddogs. I payed the cover and sat…
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