A Club That Specializes in Cheap...

A Club That Specializes in Cheap Lapdances and Nothing Else...What Could Go Wrong?

From time to time some of the longtime TUSCLers take issue with me reviewing crappy clubs. If the alternative is to keep reviewing the same clubs over and over again year after year I’ll vote for variety. Anyone who’s been to Hot Seat here lately don’t panic, I’m not about to recommend it. This club was terrible by just about any standard, but I still had a decent time. In a different life this place might have been a diner of some sort. It had a bar and what looked to be a lounge area in the front, and there was a pool table near where you walk in.

The dressing room was past the pool table and you could see right into it because the door was open (or there was no door). Guessing the door was open, but this is the sort of place where it doesn’t take a lot of time to decide it’s not worth trying to figure out what’s going on. Even better, rewinding to the entry Memento-style there is a handwritten sign below the window where they take your money on the way in. It says there is no show, lapdances only. Only lapdances? Why not? I paid my $7 to walk in and immediately wondered if I should walk back out.