Reviews by wallanon

This was fourth club I saw in Portland, in between Lucky Devil and Rose City Strip. It didn’t look all that appealing, but it literally was right off the road I was driving down...

I thought the Portland clubs were ok overall, even the divier bars. Liked that the customers and club staff were laid back, even the ones run by bikers. The biker run clubs were a...

The first question I was asked by a surprisingly articulate bouncer was whether or not I had been to a strip club before. I responded I'd been to one before. He then asked if...

Walked in here since my car was in their parking lot. The GPS was fucking around trying to get me to Rose City Strip, so I turned into their driveway thinking I could get...

It's advertised that this club shares the same dancers as Rose City Strip. One of the dancers I chatted up at the other club said they preferred the private dance area at Rose City...

Club Rouge was the second of two clubs recommended to me by a fellow TUSCLer. The first one was Casa Diablo, which I'd seen already and was only $12 and a stiff neck into...

This is reputed to be the best club in Portland. I only saw seven clubs on my quick trip through town, and it was the best of seven. For me stopping in on a...

Bikini Bar. The building is nondescript from the outside. If it wasn't for the “headlights” sign in red I might have driven right by it. Saw another review that said the metal detector wasn’t...

Raleigh isn't a great town for strip clubs. It's not really a good town for strip clubs. The club with the best mileage is Amnesia, but most people reading this wouldn't be comfortable there....

I keep forgetting to review this place. Probably because I keep forgetting I was ever there. If you're driving down the highway (think it's I-95) out in the sticks of North Carolina, you might...

Another from the archives. I'm going to do something I usually don't do for reviews, but what are the odds many TUSCLers will ever set foot in this place? Kinda like in real...

This place deserves a review since it had the best looking girls in town, and was the only place I hit more than once during my stay. So there was the club that...

Dusting this one off from the archives, since the euro clubs don't have that many reviews. Was in Bucharest on business, and this was the first club I hit that night. Hadn't really...

This is the kind of club I really wanted to hate. I got dinged for $10 by the valet after parking my own car. Then was hit with a $5 charge on the way...

One of the few clubs in Austin where I didn't feel like mailing in the review. I actually liked this club. Would go back. The main stage was backed by a video screen, which...

Not much going on here. Didn't make a good impression on the outside. Won't say too many things bad about the club, it just wasn't that great when I was there. Was approached by...

This club is an example of why TUSCL shouldn't be considered bulletproof. Landing Strip is overrated. It's not a bad club, it's just not on the same level as clubs it is rated as...

Bit of a dive. Around 20 customers on a Tuesday afternoon. No real lookers, but the talent level wasn't a negative. Holes in the ceiling? The DJ was a little distracting since his booth...

Another lackluster visit to another lackluster Austin club. Very average. Yawn. Two stages going. Perfect 10 had the nicest looking group of dancers working, with Rick's a distant second among the three clubs all within...

Quite overrated. This place must have a charm that escaped me. I was there on dayshift, but not that early. Most of the customers were in a higher level area marked VIP, and I...

Had nice appointments in the club, but the lines of sight were pretty funky. There were only a few places to sit that gave a good view of all the stages. The girls rotated...

This place will make many a customer uncomfortable. I didn't stay that long. The place was packed when I got there at around 2 in the morning. Had been to other clubs, and was...

I've been to this club a few times. For Austin it was pretty good. Was not really that enthusiastic about the club scene in town. Surprisingly, San Antonio is a better option for strip...

I'm going to give this club a pass. Got there about the time they opened during the noon hour, and right around the time one of the dancers walked in look in street clothes....