Dancing Bare

After a really long break, went back to Seattle after 2 years, thought I'd give this club a shot just to see if anything has changed. Went through the usual porn DVD store,…

This club shouldn't charge to get in . . . . . . . . . . only to get out! I wouldn't normally go to this club, because I'm well aware…

What a club! I was in Ballard and driving by decided to stop in here as it had been a long time since a visit. Did not think this place…

I can't believe this place is even open. I stopped in. The entire block is shady. 3 streetwalkers walked by my car as I parked. You will step over a H addict…

I dropped in on a Thursday at 9:00 Pm . every thing I see says that they open at 11:00 AM. But, the ONE dancer had just arrived. While I was waiting…

Went to this place at about 8pm on a Sunday night. Wish I had asked how many girls there were before paying the cover. The cover was 10 dollars and it only…

I came in at 7:00 on a weekday and was disappointed, but it was only a $10 cover. I should have known when the guy who took the cover said their was…

This is the fourth Seattle club I've visited, and I'm surprised it's taken me this long to get to it. The real catalyst for getting me out of downtown was a bad…

I've never been in or even noticed Dancing Bare before, but I happened to be in the neighborhood with some time to kill on a dismal rainy Saturday afternoon when I saw…

I've driven by Dancing Bare hundreds of times, but this was my first time inside. It helped that I had really low expectations, but I have to say it turned out better…

I see this place every time I drive 99. It looks like a dive as other reviewers have noted. And so I’ve been curious. Well I had some time last Friday and…

I decided to stop in here on a whim, for the first time in about a year or so. The layout hasn't changed too much. You enter into the little porno shop…

Dancing Bare. You walk into an adult bookstore, and the entrance to the strip club is at the back left. The manager is watching the store, and will take a $10 cover…

I was driving up 99 and saw the sign and thought, why not? This club is where the old gals do or the heavier girls (you might find a diamond in the…

went in door and was greeted in pornstore by dancer..she sent someone out( an older man) i paid admission after getting money from atm($5 fee) so bring cash.. went inside and same…

I went in to this place to check it out, I've seen it a few times driving by but stay away! It's small, there is one stage, no more then 2-3 dancers…

Went in on a Tue. Afternoon. First time I had been there. Enter through the sex shop. Paid the guy behind the counter. He went and got me a drink. No girls…

I've been to the club a number of times and it does not disappoint. As long as you go later in the evening. Early on you may only find one or two…

I am going to try an convince you to not visit by sharing my experience. I can't help myself but am hoping I can convince you. I went there on a Friday…

This club had been a good way to wait out traffic over the last month or two. As previously mentioned, you walk through a little porn shop and pay a $10 entrance…

Had a couple hours to kill on a Monday afternoon, very rarely do I have time like this, but instead of doing anything productive, I decided to give myself some interesting entertainment.…

Ended up here solo after a night out. You need to make your way through the porn shop and pay the ten dollar cover to get into the club, which has a…

Went on a Thursday night to try the place out and was pretty disappointed. First, yeah you have to walk through an old porn shop that doesn't seem to sell anything, cover…

As the title says this is by far the most ghetto club in town. It's located in the worst block of the the worst street in north Seattle, you enter through a…

I read the reviews before I went and almost didn't go. But I didn't have anything better to do. Dropped by on a Saturday night. The place was pretty dead, only 4…

This is an odd club that you have to walk through a porn shop to get to. I was only charged $5 to get in, and that included my 'drink' (soda).…

The place was literally dead when I came in. Only one dancer was around. An overweight brunette with sagging boobs with significant stretch marks all over had frequent smoke breaks.…

This is my second or third visit to DB over the past 3-4 years. The place is a dump, the worst part is walking through the 1970 style porn shop to…

Though I haven't been active for awhile, I decided to give this one a try. I was happy with results obtained in the past. As always the entrance is through a porn…

Avoid this place. Not only is parking hard to find on Aurora but this place is dirty. That doesn't usually bother me. I revisited here to see if I went on an…

I went in on week night around 9:00. I was the only patron and there were only 2 girls dancing. Both were bigger girls which I don't mind especially when the curves…

So much for independent clubs and quirky staff: my experience was very much like a D-Vu club, except with no choice of dancers. Let's go in order: it was a dark and stormy…

Yes, I agree that this place is a dumb. I didn't come here to be pampered in a sterile environment. I came here to get dirty. (Within reason). Everyone of these places…

I came in after a quick pizza slice bite a few steps away from this sleazy place. As soon as I paid my door fee, I was immediately groped by a handsy…

I don't know why I was drawn to this place. Something about the shady vibe and seeming lack of business. I just had to give it a try, hoping that there…

This place is shady and dirty. The entrance to the club is through a porn shop. You pay a cover to get in which covers drinks. You regret coming here…

Was strolling down aurora ave and was actually going to get a pizza (a door or two down from DB), but I saw some ladies (either quite a bit older or have…

I drive by this place all the time, usually chuckling to myself a little bit about how sad and depressing it looks from the outside. I've been there before so I know…

You've driven past it many times, as it's in a busy part of Aurora, next to Burgermaster and a multiplex and strip mall. You've seen the new painted mural, kind of cute, very…

This place is definitely a dive... You enter through a porn shop and the club itself is pretty run down. That said, good AC and a reasonable cover ($10). No alcohol, 2…

First off this place is a dump! You have to walk through a porn shop (cant believe those places are even around anymore with the internet) to get to the club which…

Nothing new here. You know what to expect when a gal takes you to the back of the VIP Room. Before entry, you will see a list of typed rules of…

This dancing bare place has girls that are friendly and will come talk to you. The girls were great - they're sexy, funny, hot, and quite talented. This is one of the…

I Went to Dancing Bare in January to find an old friend, Chris. I've known her since the old Ricks days. She danced for me many times during her time…

I went in on Saturday at 5 pm and the cover charge is $10, then you get a free soft drink or juice for that charge. The place looks a little old…

Every city has one. This is the place where old strippers got to pasture and young ones that can't make it anywhere else go to "earn" their living. It's probably the seediest…

A word or two about Dancing Bare: This place is kinda scary, and I don't mean in a Halloween sort of a way. The entrance is in the back of…

I decided to come back here for a visit despite its seedy reputation and the periodic drama among the ladies. High turnover but periodic gem. I met Michelle once I…

The club is definitely on the seedy side. If you are looking for gleaming chrome and beautiful high-quality furniture or fittings, look elsewhere. That being said, the club is far better lit…

Dropped in about 3pm on a Saturday. First visit. I was the only customer, and only 1 girl was working. She was a cute older blonde with D cup boobs…

The Dancing Bare kinda leans towards the lower end of the spectrum of strip clubs. You still enter through a porn shop, and even for a weekend night there were only…

Yeah, yeah, it's a dumpy juice bar, and most of the girls aren't the stuff of wet dreams, but there is the occasional diamond in the rough (and it's pretty rough) that's…

This place is hilarious and awesome as far as strip clubs go. It's basically a dump and on a sketchy street. I liked the sign, though, so I decided to check it…

This was the closest sc that was near where I was staying so decided to give it a try. My mistake. <br> <br> There is a $10 cover and it was a total waste…

I typically stay away from this place, as i franky do not find the girls they rotate through very attractive. <br> <br> This day I was just bored enough to drop in after eating…

Yes, it's a bit of a dump. You may well be the only customer. Don't expect a party atmosphere. When you walk in, you might even think they are closed. The stages…

First of all, this place is not in a good part of town. You really have to have your head on a swivel between parking and walking to the entrance. Likewise, do…

Went in the early evening. All the rumors about it being a bit of a dump are true. You walk in through a porn shop that looks like a mid…

This place is worse than ever. There cannot be a club in this country worse than this. Some of the girls here used to be somewhat attractive but on this occasion not…

I have no idea why I went into this club. I guess it was because the jackass I was with said it was good. First off 10 cover in the…

I visited the Dancing bare on a Thursday night. I was not expecting much, but was pleasantly surprised. The 3 dancers that were there were vey attentive, not trying to push dances.…

I have been frequenting strip clubs in the Seattle area for the past 20 years and have been to some venues that were not that great. From the unusual set up…

I live right around the corner from this place so I decided to check it out. You enter in through a porn shop in front, pay your $10 cover charge, and head…

I hadn't been to Dancing Bare in a year. I had read the reviews about the club being a dump. Yep, and it's even worse than I remember. I walked in around…

Strange things afoot at the DB just now - the place is in disarray while the stage is under construction. It looks like they are moving the stage and rebuilding it to…

So....I broke down and decided to give Dancing Bare a whirl on Monday 10/14/2013 to see what this place is all about. Not to be mean, but the porn shop is…

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, and I'll probably never come back. I was enticed by the cute blonde standing outside smoking as I drove by, but when I…

Never again will I go to this dump. I still can't believe how bad this was, so here you go, my review of a tiny porn shop that pretends their closet is…

Avoid this place like the plague. Because that's one of the things you'll probably contract here. I visited a few weeks back on a weekday night. As other…

Decided to revisit. As expected, new girls each time - meaning high turnover of girls. One gal returned - and her name is Bambi. So went for the back of place after…

Having been a regular at Showgirls and the Sands for a number of years, I thought I would finally check out the Dancing Bare. I don't know when this place opened,…

Weird access (through a XXX bookstore). On-street parking was plentiful, and it's on a major road so there's no "late at night" fear factor at play. Inside, the place looks like a…

So I stopped by this club. I figured I would give it a shot. You enter through a xxx video store and pay the cashier $10. They then make you buy a…

I have been here before, but this time it was AWESOME. I typically go in once every few weeks to see who is there and of course the dancing. You can park…

I stop by this club from time to time. It's really a hole. After a half dozen times here, I have yet to see anyone above a 4, with one exception -…

Got off work late Tuesday and stopped in here as it had been a long time since any new reviews. Got there at 11pm, parking was no issue and seemed…

I was driving up Aurora when the friend I was headed to meet called to say he'd be late. I wondered how I would kill 45 minutes. I looked to the right…

This place is run-down, yet clean and well-serviced in terms of soda drinks (in a cup) refills. Very casual environment. Been here several times, high turn-over with lots of drama girls…

Stopped by the Dancing Bear on a Thursday afternoon despite all the negative reviews. This place is not the cleanest place on earth, but kind of unique in a way.…

This club is my kind of place. I love hole-in-the-wall establishments of any kind, especially mom-and-pop style operations. This said, Dancing Bare won't be everyone's cup of tea. The…

Was trying to head home from a bar, but got lost, and realized I shouldnt be driving, saw this place, figured I'd hang out, sober up, stare at a naked girl... why…

Last time I was here I was relatively impressed with the interior set up and the girls were nice and fairly cute (although there were only 2 of them working). The…

Last time I was here I was relatively impressed with the interior set up and the girls were nice and fairly cute (although there were only 2 of them working). The…

So I checked out this club about a year ago and was impressed by the "hands On" dances. So that little horny bug kicked in and I decided to check it…

Once again, I entered the club to discover that only 1 dancer was working. There was no one else in the club, no dj, no manager, no other patrons. I was able…

Was in the club on a Thursday night. As other reviews atest, this place is kind of seedy. You enter thru a porn shop and the place is pretty small.…

Went with a couple of friends and had a good time. The stage is tiny but the area for the lap dances is big. Parking is in front which is inconvenient but…

OK, I've got to stop reviewing this dive. Once more, and that's it. There are often a couple cute girls at DB, but there are ALWAYS dancers on shift who -- to put…

January 2nd at 3pm. I noticed a lot of new ladies from other clubs over at Pandora's however, none were offering the mileage I was looking for. So, I went on to…

Wow. Worst club experience ever. Went I to the club one afternoon at 1pm. I asked the bartender if any girls were working. The bartender was at least sixty and with tits…

I decided to try this place out after passing by it a couple times and seeing decent talent outside smoking. To get in, you pass through the most depressing porn shop in…

ok,i've been twice...the first time was awful,as in no dancers at all on shift,with the assurances they would be coming out "in a bit"...well 45 minutes later...and still no dancers at all,so…

I keep coming back to this place, even though it's truly a dump. Maybe because it's a dump. It's oozing with character, I'll say that. As for what else it might be…