Dancer profiles are now available! Free VIP for dancers, apply now. More info

Advertisement
wallanon

Posts

162 posts by wallanon

Front Room

Which way do you round?

If her face is an 8 but her body is a 10, is she a 9? Is it a weighted average? I just saw this woman and her body was so ridiculous that I think her face might've been prettier…

wallanonElite Reviewer1 mo ago 7 24

Front Room

Has anything changed in how you rate clubs?

Are you getting more or less choosy about how you club as the strip club industry has struggled?

wallanonElite Reviewer1 mo ago 18 3

Front Room

Long Time Fav - Fire or Forget?

Is it ever better to go ahead and fire a longtime fav when it seems like the fun has reached an expiration date, or just keep her on the back burner just in case?

wallanonElite Reviewer1 mo ago 8 18

Front Room

Drawing a Line on Quality

The worst part about getting old in hobby years is the quality line keeps going up. At least for me. How do you draw yours? After a very lackluster bang that I shouldn't have even done because it was a referral…

wallanonElite Reviewer3 mos ago 4 17

Front Room

Hot Cartoon Chick, What Could Go Wrong?

I don't know how this got into my feed but I can't stop watching it lol... https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVT5VifDc5L Watch it with the sound on. That's actually what she's saying. I don't know why this made me think of strippers. No that's bullshit, this…

wallanonElite Reviewer4 mos ago 2

Front Room

Your Last Year in the Strip Clubs?

If you had one last year as a strip customer (think of it like a farewell tour) how would you spend your time? Keep it simple or maybe one last epic run? Or if you've already done everything you could…

wallanonElite Reviewer5 mos ago 5 17

Front Room

"Price is what you pay, Value is what you get."

I'm not sure how the noobs on Reddit are going to deal with this one lol. I see a lot of views and zero replies. What do you guys think? Here goes... "Price is what you pay, Value is what you…

wallanonElite Reviewer1 yr ago 2 24

Front Room

Strip Club Bucket List #1 vs Achilles Heel

Keeping the backstory to a minimum. If you had an outside chance at scoring your #1 All Time Strip Club Bucket List Item that was highly improbable and seemingly impossible, do you possibly derail it early on by having sex…

wallanonElite Reviewer1 yr ago 2 8

Front Room

Things in Porn You Shouldn't Try at Home

Ever seen something in a porn flick you decided to try yourself and it was way harder to pull off than you thought? How about something you think is cool but wouldn't even attempt?

wallanonElite Reviewer1 yr ago 2 14

Front Room

Why You Should Digitize and Encrypt All of Your Monger Media...Like Today

https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/30/style/caroline-furneaux-mothers-photo-book/index.html Funny how the article was written to make it sound like anything other revenge against a dead dad and carelessly doxxxing complete strangers. Here's a quote from the article, "Caroline Furneaux was surprised and beguiled by the pictures of anonymous…

wallanonElite Reviewer1 yr ago 7 18

Front Room

1,000 Bottles of Baby Oil and Lube?

There's gotta be an underground book somewhere in Vegas taking bets on how this Diddy situation is gonna go. It'll make that Epstein shit seem tame....

wallanonElite Reviewer1 yr ago 12 11

Front Room

Clearly No One Looked Closely at this Picture on a Scrolling Phone

Or else they would've noticed their fancy brew looks like a gaping pussy...comments were disabled so I couldn't troll them on Reddit https://www.reddit.com/u/AmericanExpress/s/ju7He72n18

wallanonElite Reviewer1 yr ago 10 6

Politics

See You Guys Next Year?

On a Saturday morning the entire top page of the "Front Room" discussion board has a post on George Carlin (which I'm giving the benefit of the doubt wasn't political) and everything else all the way down is overtly political.…

wallanonElite Reviewer1 yr ago 7 24

Front Room

No Screencaps on PMs at TUSCL

How am I suppose to send a copy of this bonkers PM I received out of nowhere telling me to go fuck myself if I can't screenshot? I'm hoping this guy just has tourettes and he wasn't really responding to…

wallanonElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 9 8

Front Room

Off Topic: Dr. Crazy Avoids Jail Time

Maybe this got posted already, and she's technically not a stripper, but she's definitely crazy... https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bryn-spejcher-fatally-stabbed-chad-omelia-over-100-times-avoids-prison-time-ventura-county-caifornia/

wallanonElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 4 7

Front Room

BELAX Review Submission - Details

The one that mentions the afro cuban chick that's up there now (2/2/24). What do you all think about it?

wallanonElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 8

Front Room

The TUSCLer Two Decade Club

Later this year I'll have been lurking around TUSCL for 20 years. So as I recall shadowcat was in the midst of his run at Platinum Plus back in 2004 when I started posting after my old college buddy got…

wallanonElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 3 49

Front Room

Today's Sign that the Hobby is Getting Old

So I'm sitting in a parking lot waiting for a dancer to come out, when I was much more excited about driving to get a cheesesteak when I thought she'd flaked...

wallanonElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 4 14

Front Room

State of the Strip Club

So if I think back about ten years, I was in the middle of my time off TUSCL but was still in clubs time to time. The decline of US clubs had started by then (and given a boost in…

wallanonElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 10 30

Front Room

The Anatomy of a Strip Club

So I put a throwaway line in a post today that said all strip clubs are 70% the same. I pulled the number out of the air, but then thought to myself I wonder how I'd slice them up in…

wallanonElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 2 18

Front Room

Taking Stock of the Hobby....Would you do it all again?

Think back over where you've gone, what you've done, and where you're at. With what you know now, would you have started your stroll through the hobby if you'd seen this destination upfront?

wallanonElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 2 32

Front Room

Dancer In the Bag?

So there's a dancer who's agreed to see you outside the club, and you know her pet peeve is seeing her hookups spend money on other girls ITC. She literally just told you this when you were going over the…

wallanonElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 4 29

Front Room

Can People go Downvote the Two Line "Flats" Club Review?

I accidentally clicked Approve lol...

wallanonElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 2

Front Room

A TUSCL Thumbs Down...Disliked or Hated?

So I noticed today that th thumbs down are coded to "Hated" instead of "Disliked". I went looking around while trying to downvote the thread about Simone Biles getting married lol (if you're going to whinge about an over the…

wallanonElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 2 14

Front Room

Dancers Hotter on Their IG or IRL?

What do you think? Do dancers usually look better with a filter or in live action?

wallanonElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 12
Advertisement