Discussions by wallanon

Keeping the backstory to a minimum. If you had an outside chance at scoring your #1 All Time Strip Club Bucket List Item that was highly improbable and seemingly impossible, do you possibly derail...

Ever seen something in a porn flick you decided to try yourself and it was way harder to pull off than you thought? How about something you think is cool but wouldn't even attempt?...

https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/30/style/caroline-furneaux-mothers-photo-book/index.html Funny how the article was written to make it sound like anything other revenge against a dead dad and carelessly doxxxing complete strangers. Here's a quote from the article, "Caroline Furneaux was surprised and...

There's gotta be an underground book somewhere in Vegas taking bets on how this Diddy situation is gonna go. It'll make that Epstein shit seem tame.......

Or else they would've noticed their fancy brew looks like a gaping pussy...comments were disabled so I couldn't troll them on Reddit https://www.reddit.com/u/AmericanExpress/s/ju7He72n18...

On a Saturday morning the entire top page of the "Front Room" discussion board has a post on George Carlin (which I'm giving the benefit of the doubt wasn't political) and everything else all...

How am I suppose to send a copy of this bonkers PM I received out of nowhere telling me to go fuck myself if I can't screenshot? I'm hoping this guy just has tourettes...

Maybe this got posted already, and she's technically not a stripper, but she's definitely crazy... https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bryn-spejcher-fatally-stabbed-chad-omelia-over-100-times-avoids-prison-time-ventura-county-caifornia/...

The one that mentions the afro cuban chick that's up there now (2/2/24). What do you all think about it?...

Later this year I'll have been lurking around TUSCL for 20 years. So as I recall shadowcat was in the midst of his run at Platinum Plus back in 2004 when I started posting...

So I'm sitting in a parking lot waiting for a dancer to come out, when I was much more excited about driving to get a cheesesteak when I thought she'd flaked......

So if I think back about ten years, I was in the middle of my time off TUSCL but was still in clubs time to time. The decline of US clubs had started by...

So I put a throwaway line in a post today that said all strip clubs are 70% the same. I pulled the number out of the air, but then thought to myself I wonder...

Think back over where you've gone, what you've done, and where you're at. With what you know now, would you have started your stroll through the hobby if you'd seen this destination upfront?...

So there's a dancer who's agreed to see you outside the club, and you know her pet peeve is seeing her hookups spend money on other girls ITC. She literally just told you this...

I accidentally clicked Approve lol......

So I noticed today that th thumbs down are coded to "Hated" instead of "Disliked". I went looking around while trying to downvote the thread about Simone Biles getting married lol (if you're going...

What do you think? Do dancers usually look better with a filter or in live action?...

What do you think? Do dancers usually look better with a filter or in live action?...

What do you think? Do dancers usually look better with a filter or in live action?...

...on the Same Day, and I see them on the Same Phone because I follow all three. They don't know each other. Today's sign of the apocalypse?...

When did Karens learn how to fight? So many quotes...so little time... https://nypost.com/2023/01/28/wife-attacks-thai-sex-worker-she-found-having-sex-with-her-husband/...

Why do dudes post under their real names when they KNOW a stripper is gonna blast their stupid DMs on her Snapchat? Oh, that was you? You didn't know?...

Sometimes I don't notice stuff, but did he decide to delete his account?...

Which has more impact? Do you think individual skill and charm has more to do with finding a memorable time with the dancer of choice, or is it being at the right place at...

There really are only a few true problem users at this point unless a certain self-thread bumping user we're not going to name finds their way back here. But I think you all know...

Moving this to the open forum. What say you TUSCL? Can a ROB learn how not to be a ROB if a customer gets on her good side? Is it crazy to ever try...

Evergreen98 had a question: "Last month, I stopped at Xplicit during the evening. There were around 15 dancers. There were 2 attractive dancers and the other dozen or so were unattractive, mostly overweight. I...

Asking this question straight up. No backstory for now. I'll even leave this thread in the Front Room so the noobs and riff raff can join in lol. If your ATF is still in the...

As you step onto the main floor in any strip club, how much would you say of your club persona is the actual you? When you have your game face on, is there 50%...

TL;DR - This is some hilariously savage, next level shit. Involving lettuce and a wig. Take notes you trolls... Head of lettuce outlasts Liz Truss in viral contest as British PM quits after 44 days https://nypost.com/2022/10/20/head-of-lettuce-outlasts-liz-truss-as-british-pm-resigns/ By...

For those of you guys who've never had the joy of being with a genuinely crazy bitch, I present you with this link. https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2022/09/10/two-arrested-after-man-shot-killed-in-front-of-west-side-home-last-month-affidavit-says/ You know those cartoons where there's this adorable cutesy animal with...

I'll start. "Well if this guy comes back in a week cause some bouncers beat his ass for stuffing himself into a cub scout uniform that's on you."...

A now for a Very Special TUSCL Topic: So you're at the club with a fellow TUSCLer, but it's a low key meetup. Your wingman breaks out his phone with his back toward you...

You ever wonder how some of these IG girls with their fitness journeys got followed on your accounts? I've got three or four where I can't figure out which stripper tree they're on. And...

Okay. Saturday night there are three choices: 1) Go back to a club that's fallen on hard times for the third night in a row. A girl who used to be fun is now pissed...

I did a quick sample today of the threads on the main page, and an awful lot of them have turned into 90's-era flame wars. Two threads that were basically the same topic post...

So the ex of a dancer you've been with offers videos of her "fucking and sucking" different dudes for some reason. Actually the reason is he's in a pickle. How he got your info...

There's a sign outside that says "1911 Tavern" and that it's a jazz club. If anyone knows differently put the word out....

I don't feel like rummaging around for the old threads on this. There's an ultimate Hefner-level line item of mine that isn't achievable without a lot of luck, but otherwise I'm down to one...

After looking through a few recent flare ups instigated by the usual suspects, it got me thinking about what the big unsettled issues really are among the TUSCLers. If we're honest about how the...

Who will win?...

If you could travel back and meet yourself during your first time at a strip club, what would you say?...

Have you ever seen a dancer that let herself go so much that you didn't even recognize her? I mean where someone tells you who she is and you're trying to figure out if...

Were gatorfan's last words on TUSCL really "Can a cow fart?" This really needed its own thread. Top that with anyone who's been gone at least two years. LOL...

"Luckys corner...Who can help me find Keisha or olivia" How dare this guy not use a question mark?! Rejected... ...

Do you take strippers with you to strip clubs? Sand to the beach or more the merrier? What say you, TUSCL?...

If the strip clubs in your area shut down again due to overactive public servants, do you have your lineup of dancers set to keep in contact with? Let's not have a repeat of...