Things in Porn You Shouldn't Try at Home

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• Puddy Tat

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  7 days ago

  Anything requiring crazy flexibility. I'm so immobile.
  
  It was weirdly hot in one video to see a guy stick his big toe up a girl's ass but I don't think I'd want to do it myself.
• shailynn

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  7 days ago

  Oh boy where to start.
  
  The “too complex”
  
  1. Sex in the shower.
  
  2. Threesome.
  
  Sounds hot, but in reality it’s pretty gross
  
  3. Getting squirted on.
  
  4. Anal sex.
  
  5. Golden showers.
  
  
  I could go the rest of my life without doing 3 4 & 5 ever again.
• Puddy Tat

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  7 days ago

  1. Fun but awkward and usually just a quickie
  
  2. Highly, highly overrated
  
  3. I don't mind it.
  
  4. I like anal porn, but it's an overrated act, you get about 1 inch of really tight asshole and after that, no friction.
  
  5. Fuck no, not hot, not appealing to give or receive.
• Icey

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  7 days ago

  Anything can feel good if youre into it. But some weird positions make girls too tired.
• ClubFan81077

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  7 days ago

  Anything after the pizza being delivered is probably going to be too crazy for me...lol
• twentyfive

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  7 days ago

  Definition of eternity: the time between when you cum, and she leaves.
• sfrsox

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  7 days ago

  Pool sex
• rawhide2

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  7 days ago

  what is the difference between a Lentil and a chick pea?
  
  well, I would not pay $300 to have a lentil on my face.......
• Studme53

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  7 days ago

  ^ ha ha!
• DandyDan

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  7 days ago

  The one double penetration I was in. It probably didn't help she was a big girl, but she wanted two dudes at the same time.
• skibum609

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  7 days ago

  3 somes are overrated if your experience is paid threesomes. I will admit that more than a few have been kind of boring, so maybe that's overrated, but about 40% have been great and about another 40% will comprise 90% of what flashes before my eyes when I die. I have been enthralled by threesomes since I was a kid and one of the boring ones was with the first and third women I ever had sex with, back in 1973. It's been about 14 months since the last one, since Wife had a few medical issues which put us on hiatus, which ends in the keys next month.
• shadowcat

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  7 days ago

  I won't ever try filming myself or anyone having sex of any kind.
• dickdecker

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  7 days ago

  Gang bangs…..I don’t like to wait in lines
• iknowbetter

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  7 days ago

  I think I’ve shared this before, but the first time I had a girl tell me she wanted me to cum in her mouth I got so excited trying to finish with her “in position” that I inadvertently punched her in the nose, giving her a nosebleed.
• rickmacrodong

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  7 days ago

  A threesome is nice as a social event, but, especially as a paid thing, youre wasting time. You can only fuck one girl at one time, you only have one mouth and two hands… ive only done it once and it was with two biological sisters
  
  Golden showers are fun if you have the shower running. Its no big deal to piss on each other it washes right off. Just dont piss on each others hair or mouths.
  
  Regarding squirting, theres debate over whether its a different fluid entirely, or if its just pee, or if its some sort of mix of pee and some sexual fluid. I think it has to have some diluted pee in there because the taste and smell of it has some urine presence. Also one girl would let you finger and DATY her as much as you wanted, and offered squirting only if i paid some additional money. If she can maintain control of the squirt to such an extent, with that particular girl I think it had to be pee.
• wallanon

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  7 days ago

  "I won't ever try filming myself or anyone having sex of any kind."
  
  First of all let's just give you respect for being able to bang it out with these girls at this distinguished time in your life. But in all seriousness porn is 1000% better when you're the one in it. Unless you're just not into porn.
  
  For you guys that haven't tried, it's as simple as finding the girl you know who gives the best head and doing a POV video with you sitting or standing while she goes at it. You're not having to do any work and the camera can be at an angle where you can still watch. Plus she can do eye contact and not break the fourth wall.
• gammanu95

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  6 days ago

  25iq doesn't wait for them to leave on their own, he just harasses them to off themselves to get away
• stripperlover777

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  6 days ago

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