Things in Porn You Shouldn't Try at Home

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wallanon
Ever seen something in a porn flick you decided to try yourself and it was way harder to pull off than you thought? How about something you think is cool but wouldn't even attempt?

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Puddy Tat
3 months ago
Anything requiring crazy flexibility. I'm so immobile.

It was weirdly hot in one video to see a guy stick his big toe up a girl's ass but I don't think I'd want to do it myself.
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shailynn
3 months ago
Oh boy where to start.

The “too complex”

1. Sex in the shower.

2. Threesome.

Sounds hot, but in reality it’s pretty gross

3. Getting squirted on.

4. Anal sex.

5. Golden showers.


I could go the rest of my life without doing 3 4 & 5 ever again.
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Puddy Tat
3 months ago
1. Fun but awkward and usually just a quickie

2. Highly, highly overrated

3. I don't mind it.

4. I like anal porn, but it's an overrated act, you get about 1 inch of really tight asshole and after that, no friction.

5. Fuck no, not hot, not appealing to give or receive.
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Icey
3 months ago
Anything can feel good if youre into it. But some weird positions make girls too tired.
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ClubFan81077
3 months ago
Anything after the pizza being delivered is probably going to be too crazy for me...lol
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twentyfive
3 months ago
Definition of eternity: the time between when you cum, and she leaves.
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sfrsox
3 months ago
Pool sex
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rawhide2
3 months ago
what is the difference between a Lentil and a chick pea?

well, I would not pay $300 to have a lentil on my face.......
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Studme53
3 months ago
^ ha ha!
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DandyDan
3 months ago
The one double penetration I was in. It probably didn't help she was a big girl, but she wanted two dudes at the same time.
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skibum609
3 months ago
3 somes are overrated if your experience is paid threesomes. I will admit that more than a few have been kind of boring, so maybe that's overrated, but about 40% have been great and about another 40% will comprise 90% of what flashes before my eyes when I die. I have been enthralled by threesomes since I was a kid and one of the boring ones was with the first and third women I ever had sex with, back in 1973. It's been about 14 months since the last one, since Wife had a few medical issues which put us on hiatus, which ends in the keys next month.
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shadowcat
3 months ago
I won't ever try filming myself or anyone having sex of any kind.
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dickdecker
3 months ago
Gang bangs…..I don’t like to wait in lines
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iknowbetter
3 months ago
I think I’ve shared this before, but the first time I had a girl tell me she wanted me to cum in her mouth I got so excited trying to finish with her “in position” that I inadvertently punched her in the nose, giving her a nosebleed.
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rickmacrodong
3 months ago
A threesome is nice as a social event, but, especially as a paid thing, youre wasting time. You can only fuck one girl at one time, you only have one mouth and two hands… ive only done it once and it was with two biological sisters

Golden showers are fun if you have the shower running. Its no big deal to piss on each other it washes right off. Just dont piss on each others hair or mouths.

Regarding squirting, theres debate over whether its a different fluid entirely, or if its just pee, or if its some sort of mix of pee and some sexual fluid. I think it has to have some diluted pee in there because the taste and smell of it has some urine presence. Also one girl would let you finger and DATY her as much as you wanted, and offered squirting only if i paid some additional money. If she can maintain control of the squirt to such an extent, with that particular girl I think it had to be pee.
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wallanon
3 months ago
"I won't ever try filming myself or anyone having sex of any kind."

First of all let's just give you respect for being able to bang it out with these girls at this distinguished time in your life. But in all seriousness porn is 1000% better when you're the one in it. Unless you're just not into porn.

For you guys that haven't tried, it's as simple as finding the girl you know who gives the best head and doing a POV video with you sitting or standing while she goes at it. You're not having to do any work and the camera can be at an angle where you can still watch. Plus she can do eye contact and not break the fourth wall.
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gammanu95
3 months ago
25iq doesn't wait for them to leave on their own, he just harasses them to off themselves to get away
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stripperlover777
3 months ago
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