discussion comment
4 years ago
According to the description the pockets are supposed to be on the sides with zippers to keep stuff from falling out. It also says that the pants are for small to medium builds only, so the best dance ever will be on a lap with the boys all crammed together screaming to get some air. If the pants are even real lol...
discussion comment
4 years ago
Whoever photoshopped that photo made those look like the most uncomfortable pants ever.
discussion comment
4 years ago
Door prices are higher at two clubs I've seen since their second reopen ($5 to $15) on day shift, but night shift is the same $20. Both clubs have the same ownership. At least one other club is opening next week with a modified format, and I wouldn't be surprised if their door fee goes up. One of the two sister clubs is forcing people to buy food with their drink orders, so there's some first world food waste all over the tabletops. Plus the price of the first drink is about $20 or more. These clubs in Texas are operating under some very Texan rules right now, so it's inconvenient but I don't consider it excessive. Strip clubs were never really a bargain proposition. Even a place like Follies in ATL sets a customer back about $200 for a visit with all the trimmings.
review comment
4 years ago
This place sounds like a biohazard.
review comment
4 years ago
lol
discussion comment
4 years ago
Get the lawyers ready
discussion comment
4 years ago
Yesterday I was at a club just to scout the lineup, but ended up doing two VIPs. Clubs around town are all screwed up right now so dancers are scattered at clubs they don't usually work at. The second time through VIP my preferred booth was occupied, so we went one over.
As we sat down I immediately smelled something off. It wasn't putrid, but it was fresh and I didn't want it on me. The next song started and she immediately went from 0 to 60, so once I figured out it wasn't her I just rolled with it. It was probably something the guy in the booth before me ate.
I realize it's disgusting, but am way past worrying about what's left behind.
discussion comment
4 years ago
"No thanks, the GPS must be strong with that one."
Another example of customer values not aligning with provider values.
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4 years ago
If meeting up starts to feel like an obligation more than something to look forward to, that's it.
discussion comment
4 years ago
One thing that's pretty much agreed upon by all is the categories and ratings are 1000% subjective.
When I rate a Place, I'm rating that club on looks, comfort and vibe against hundreds of other places. The nicest club in town might still be a 6. Or much, much worse. lol
When I rate the People, like others I'm giving my rating of the talent. If most of the dancers are girl next door cute that's a 7. Plain janes in makeup that's a 6 or 7. Extra pounds are like sandbags, and at some point it pulls the score down. I don't always penalize for age. If personality goes a long way I mention it in the review.
Price is a combination of mileage/cost for lap dances. If I think the drink prices or club fees are excessive I'll say so. Something has to be way off the mark outside of dance prices for me to mark a club down for it.
Strip clubs are in the business of separating customers from cash. I paid $100 to get in the door at a club the other night, and for the hours of privacy and company I got in return it was totally worth it. But it's uncommon for me to pay that much just to walk in.
discussion comment
4 years ago
You're in luck, Meyou1, because the Phoenix area is a favorite topic on the boards...
https://tuscl.net/discussion/73350/
https://tuscl.net/discussion/71983/
Plenty of local club hounds on those threads.
discussion comment
4 years ago
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EveWhere there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
50 reviews is more than most. Thanks for sharing your experiences.
discussion comment
4 years ago
Bump
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4 years ago
Let's try that first sentence again. If you're in the map view at the Missouri level in the current layout, you're only going to see one club, Rhonda's Place...
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4 years ago
If you're at the map view at the Missouri in current layout, you're only going to see one club, Rhonda's Place. That's probably for the reason whodey gave you.
If you click into the listing Rhonda's Place, you can click on that St. Louis link and it will give you map of nearby clubs. That's been the only consistent way to get the clubs grouped together as the site design has changed over time. When you're viewing that version of the TUSCL map view, you can also do club searches by clicking locations directly on the map.
discussion comment
4 years ago
I'll be uncool and ask what a Coof is.
discussion comment
4 years ago
With the current setup, from the top down you can try Listings, Worldwide Locations, United States, Locations, Missouri, Listings, Maps
I think that's the sequence you'd click starting at the homepage. Once at the map view the different location categories will cluster as pins around town you want. The way I browse TUSCL for clubs is to type in a city name and click back out of a local club listing to a clubs nearby listing or map view
discussion comment
4 years ago
lol Warrior. TUSCL is like the monger version of Instagram or Facebook. Mostly what gets posted are the good parts!
discussion comment
4 years ago
Rick Dugan will inevitably be Rick Dugan, and why not?
"Since I cannot imagine a universe in which I try to use strippers to fill some void"
I don't want to derail my own thread, but if there wasn't perceived gain in the hobby you wouldn't indulge in it. None of us would. Even if it's just banging perky younger tail instead of whatever's at home, as an example, there's a difference between what one readily has and what one wants.
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4 years ago
But who exactly will Muddy inevitably become? Should we guess?
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4 years ago
lol jackslash. I wonder if that's what awaits all at the pinnacle of the Monger's Hierarchy of Needs.
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4 years ago
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IceyI put your ATF on a winning team
Gawker is in the monger HOF. First ballot.
article comment
4 years ago
Cum on the headliner? That's gonna leave a mark.
discussion comment
4 years ago
You like Dallas, right? Maybe you can bump this thread and get a better answer. https://tuscl.net/discussion/73166/1065823
Clubs in Austin, TX are nearly all open. Business is decent to good from what I've seen. Not there often so the locals will have better info on which clubs would suit your interests.
Good on you for having a degree. Hope it goes better next time you try a regular job.
discussion comment
4 years ago
"If by pass you mean some sort of validation from 'the hood', it's one of the last thing I'd ever desire."
There someone goes again thinking a stranger wants to know or care about what they desire. It was a trash thread of gutter philosophy. No more. No less.
But it's there and your clumsy reply is, too, so why not respond and move on. That's not remotely what was meant, but you've made it clear that there's little point in engaging with you. If choosing to ask people not to post their personal race-baiting bullshit on a titty bar forum makes them "hood", well that dismissal just writes itself.
There is no fault in being common. There is great fault in reveling in ignorance in front of the world. But in the grand scheme of things, how much of the world ever takes the time to read the pindrop of collective thought represented by all the TUSCL forums posts ever written?