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  • discussion comment
    7 hours ago
    sfrsox
    I love boobies
    Why do strippers ask for your name and then never use it
    Anyway, with my favs the only time time I hear my name these days is when they're annoyed or trying to put emphasis on something they said. Some days I really do think I should just start dating again and get complained at for cheap lol.
  • discussion comment
    7 hours ago
    sfrsox
    I love boobies
    Why do strippers ask for your name and then never use it
    You down with OTP?
  • discussion comment
    15 hours ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Pay it forward?
    Did the back of her head look familiar? You've been the shadowcat a long time now lol.
  • discussion comment
    2 days ago
    OneAngryDwarf
    Pennsylvania
    Great girl, lousy dance
    So what made you choose a 15 year old post to practice on lol? BTW - It's no problem training a dancer to do what you like. Verbally if you want, but I go with happy sounds and shifting my body or her body gently with my hands. BTW2 - Anybody seen Clubber on here lately?
  • discussion comment
    2 days ago
    $40 Booths, yay or nay?
    If it's only $40 why not? The only time I ever went to Flight Club I sat at jackslash's table while he held court with the dancers. My time got cut short because a dancer I'd met at BT's decided she wanted a meet n' smash at my hotel. Looking back on it now I probably should just stayed and hung out longer because who knows when I'll get back there again.
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    2 days ago
    grrlgonebad
    GrrlGoneBad - The Girl Your Mother Warned You About
    Porn vs Club
    "I run into that step-sibling stuff..." Well who else is supposed to help those poor girls get unstuck from the dryer?
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    2 days ago
    grrlgonebad
    GrrlGoneBad - The Girl Your Mother Warned You About
    America is Best When We Have Unity
    Put some respect on Milton's name. And don't mess with his red stapler.
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    2 days ago
    grrlgonebad
    GrrlGoneBad - The Girl Your Mother Warned You About
    America is Best When We Have Unity
    Looks like they finally tracked down gammanu95's hidden lair lol...news at 11
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    2 days ago
    grrlgonebad
    GrrlGoneBad - The Girl Your Mother Warned You About
    Porn vs Club
    grrlgonebad made the CJ Kent Band break character. There's a TUSCL flex if we've ever seen one.
  • discussion comment
    4 days ago
    hotgirlsplz
    spend too much on dancers 🤯
    Quick poll, who here gets more OUTSIDE vs INSIDE strip clubs?
    Icey is playing nice today...maybe let's not rehash that whole thing just in case it's the same dude. The thread is still on the rails lol
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    4 days ago
    hotgirlsplz
    spend too much on dancers 🤯
    Quick poll, who here gets more OUTSIDE vs INSIDE strip clubs?
    Icey posted something I somewhat agree with. I know what I just wrote but there's not a way around it lol for what I want add on. Where I differ on that is it does matter if a dancer meets you in the club. You have to overcome that for anything OTC. Dancers vary wildly in how much effort that will take, and if you want something other than p4p the amount of time she's been dancing (and who is talking in her ear) matters. Depending on what you're looking for there's levels and levels you've got to work through. Then on top of all of that you've got how you look, the vibe you give off, and yes your actual game because these are real live women. This whole thread changes based on whether we're taking just p4p or not.
  • discussion comment
    4 days ago
    Cameron?
    I haven't been to Playhouse Lounge in a long time, at least a decade, because I decided to try other clubs when I was in NJ. But gentlemen there are two things I think when I read this thread... 1. If she has customers coming to see her whenever she shows up, they can't all be simps so there's something cooking in the back 2. Sounds like a fun project if she's really that hot if you're up to the challenge Bonus thought... If you're a familiar face in that club, Maria the bartender probably has a say in how're you're getting treated by her sister. Just sayin'
  • discussion comment
    5 days ago
    hotgirlsplz
    spend too much on dancers 🤯
    Name Your Top 3 QUALITY Strip Clubs (NO TOP 40 CHEAP QUICKIE)
    What is exceptional service from staff? Not being cheeky here. My idea of exceptional service probably isn't yours.
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    5 days ago
    founder
    slip a dollar in her g-string for me
    What do you miss? What do you want?
    NJ Pete and Dolla Bill have a point. It's been so long since I wrote a review I hadn't noticed that the review list on user profiles didn't have the club name.
  • discussion comment
    6 days ago
    founder
    slip a dollar in her g-string for me
    What do you miss? What do you want?
    If you're only going to have an upvote with no downvote then it's just an affirmation fest and some people trolling for likes. If people are actually contributing they don't have to be concerned with getting downvoted. I'd vote for having neither over just a like button.
  • discussion comment
    6 days ago
    founder
    slip a dollar in her g-string for me
    What do you miss? What do you want?
    The clear top answer is more dancers participating, but that's not necessarily something you can control even with incentives. I actually thought having a like and a dislike button together was fine. If all someone does is post nonsense pretending to a bot it's not weaponizing a feature to downvote it. I'm all about downvoting threads that are just taking up space without providing value on a board that's often struggling to maintain on topic discussions.
  • discussion comment
    7 days ago
    Things in Porn You Shouldn't Try at Home
    "I won't ever try filming myself or anyone having sex of any kind." First of all let's just give you respect for being able to bang it out with these girls at this distinguished time in your life. But in all seriousness porn is 1000% better when you're the one in it. Unless you're just not into porn. For you guys that haven't tried, it's as simple as finding the girl you know who gives the best head and doing a POV video with you sitting or standing while she goes at it. You're not having to do any work and the camera can be at an angle where you can still watch. Plus she can do eye contact and not break the fourth wall.
  • discussion comment
    9 days ago
    grrlgonebad
    GrrlGoneBad - The Girl Your Mother Warned You About
    Just a slutty fun stripper
    It's the TUSCL effect lol. No worries. Plus you're hot so (like Alyssa Milano) if there's any beef it'll blow over.
  • discussion comment
    9 days ago
    What's the most you pay for OTC 1 hour
    "Does anyone even go out and try to pick up woman any longer? I travel a lot and it seems like it would still be pretty easy to just strike up conversation and see what's up." You know I think about this from time to time. As stupid as it sounds, I don't think I'd try and legit pick up any woman I wouldn't be willing to be stuck with for a while. I've never been good with keeping casual sex in its box, so the hobby's been my way to get the goods with hot women without the feels. Mostly without. I don't have a number that I wouldn't go over, but if it's approaching porn star prices then it has better be a PSE...
  • discussion comment
    10 days ago
    IWantHerOnMe
    I'd live this way again
    Follies Dayshift Crew Still Doesn't Get It
    "I told the manager AS I WALKED OUT that I was planning on spending hundreds in VIP, but the house mom started filming and is going to post it, so I am outta here. His response was they were just having fun and it was no big deal." If an owner is ever around, tell them. See if they still think it's fun when the boss finds out their bullshit is driving thousands of dollars out the door. I know you said hundreds, but it's doubtful you were alone in ducking out.
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    10 days ago
    Why You Should Digitize and Encrypt All of Your Monger Media...Like Today
    ...so, what's to be taken out of this Jessica's Dead Bastard situation? Let's see, how about a Dos and Don'ts: All Don'ts edition? 1. Don't leave your escort shopping in your browser history on your tablet for your SO to find 2. Don't leave your tablet with your escort shopping history at home with your SO while you are traveling to Texas to have a heart attack (possibly while banging your final hooker) 3. Don't leave your meticulously organized hard drive of homemade porn unprotected so that your SO can eventually find whatever pics and videos you've collected and categorized 4. Don't tell your mutual friend of your SO about your mistress...tell your friend who is not also her friend. Got it? Bros over hoes 5. Don't...and this is very, very, very important...don't fucking die before you have your monger belongings in order. In other words, fix your shit if it needs fixed Bonus Don't: Don't shop for hoes online. This is why. This is why. Go directly to VIP. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Spend it on strippers. You're welcome lol... Epitaph: "He poured his heart into everything: his work, his hobbies, and the people that he met along the way." In memory of Sean Waite. Infamous and no longer nameless in the Tomb of the Unknown TUSCLer. Wherever you are, it's not cool that's what left of your body got stirred up with dog shit in your old yard and pinched out of your bitter widow's ass.
  • discussion comment
    11 days ago
    Why You Should Digitize and Encrypt All of Your Monger Media...Like Today
    This is going to take more than one reply...she ate his motherfucking ashes...
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    11 days ago
    IWantHerOnMe
    I'd live this way again
    Can We Get Back To 6 of 8 Upvote For Review Approval?
    "By the way, are guys who write reviews really not paying attention to what they spend to the point that they don’t have prices for anything?" I'm almost never buying a drink just for myself in clubs where I've been there before, so a lot of the time I don't really know what my drink cost. I try to pay attention, but unless I think to take a note about it right after I leave the club I don't remember what the they cost. Dance prices I can usually remember, door charges are another thing I often blank on. I'm at a point with strip clubs where I don't use reviews anymore so I'm less focused on fills up a box score while I'm there.
  • discussion comment
    12 days ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Does Anyone Else Hate Halloween ?
    Dancers in costume feeling creative and sexy doesn't have a lot of downside. Makeup and glitter getting onto everything isn't great depending on the costume, but at least it's not everyday lol
  • discussion comment
    12 days ago
    Why You Should Digitize and Encrypt All of Your Monger Media...Like Today
    "The foxing of Juice, was unintentional and there was no malicious intent." This is accurate. The doxxing was done out of thoughtless ignorance, but still ended up as a public post that sat around online for however many hours until founder noticed/was contacted and removed it. Like the guy from the article, that wasn't an abstract hypothetical it's something that actually happened. The thread was to simply show what can happen when some box of old slides (or whatever it may be) ends up sitting there after the person who gave them meaning leaves. Per the usual there was a misguided attempt to turn it into a personal critique, but it's worth the annoyance to talk about the artifacts of a private life being put on display. It's also worth a little forethought on how you want your mementos handled when it's time. No, I'm not going to take the time to rewrite that last sentence...