Strip Club on Wheels

MaxMaxima
Seeking spinners without inhibitions
So with all time, investment, political maneuvering, etc that goes into creating a new brick and mortar club ( nearly impossible) what about a mobile pop up club? Yes, you'd need a party bus, van, RV, limo or similar fitted out to stripper specs but thus would seem more a more realistic endeavor...

The vehicle meets at an appointed place and time. Everyone pays an admission cost to cover the girls, drinks, driver, fuel, overhead, etc. Your driver takes you on some defined route for a defined time and you end up back at your car when it's over. Cleaning crew comes in and turns it over for the next bunch of PLs. Run this on some kind of regular schedule with girls who know what's up and you might be on to something that could last? Thoughts?

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  • wallanon
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    4 days ago
    During COVID there were clubs which tried drive thru strip clubs where customers would stay in their cars for social distancing and drive through watching dancers do their thing. Some kind of tents were involved. Where there's a will there's a way lol.
  • blahblahblahs
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    4 days ago
    A related concept already exists in PA: https://bodiesinmotion-pa.com/

    This one goes to a local bar as opposed to being on the road all the time.
  • twentyfive
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    4 days ago
    Isn't there a club in North Carolina, that has a 60 or 90 minute limo ride with dancers ?
  • skinnywhiteboy
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    4 days ago
    I went to a club called DV8 in Portland during the lockdowns. They had a large party tent set up outside . I felt pretty bad for the dancers getting naked outside with snow on the ground. I drove 3 hours to get there just so I could post a big FU to the governor on Twitter who wasn't happy the club found a loophole in their Covid restrictions
  • shadowcat
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    4 days ago
    ^ Yes I remember reading about that. Not sure if the club is still open.
    There also was an attempt at running a strip club on a crab boat off shore at Kodiak, AK.
  • shadowcat
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    4 days ago
    My remark was to 25's post.
  • ClubFan81077
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    4 days ago
    “Yes, you'd need a party bus, van, RV, limo or similar”

    Don’t underestimate the coziness of a strip club in a Corolla. No one would be complaining about the lack of two way contact…lol
  • Icey
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    3 days ago
    This sounds like an SJG idea... When hed talk about the old hookers in a minivan.

    Legally the most you could so is an outcall agency.
  • doctorevil
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    3 days ago
    Treasure Club is the NC club with limo rides.
  • GoVikings
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    3 days ago
    like doctorevil said.... treasure club in greensboro, north carolina has limo rides you can do with a dancer. i've done this one time, but it was a long time ago.

    they still offer limo rides to this day...
  • Muddy
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    3 days ago
    Like a food truck, strip club style. I've seen that before. https://nypost.com/2012/05/10/hot-dog-ho…
  • azdd
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    3 days ago
    A mobile strip club would probably face some challenges with getting a liquor license, and/or insurance. Plus, unless they could operate while moving they would have to park on somebody’s premises, and it could be tough to get a property owner on board for this activity. I don’t dislike the idea, but I think it probably has some significant challenges.
  • PAWG_Patrol
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    3 days ago
    Years ago the only way to get LDs in DC was on a party bus w/ strippers. I attended a bachelor party in one. High mileage and the craziest toy show I've seen to this day. Girls banging each other with double ended dildos. Amazing.

    However, azdd points out the real world issues. Our party bus was provided by one company, our dancers by another. The logistics of having a single business employing drivers and dancers while seeking adult zoning and alcohol licensing... let's just say if it was more possible someone probably would've done it already
  • stainglass
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    3 days ago
    @maxmaxima Have you ran ANY business at all?
    Before you ask the question, show your credentials by doing a PROs and CONs and what nots...
    Do search on how to start business and keep it running.
    License, Insurance and HEalth coverage will shut you down before you start advertising.

    First, show you had done some analysis: PROs and CONs before throwing a question and wasting everyone's time.
  • grrlgonebad
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    3 days ago
    ^^^ well, that put a damper on the conversation.

    I worked a bachelor party on a private jet from DFW to Las Vegas once.. it was an ABSOLUTELY amazing experience! (and on an hourly basis, the most I have ever made in such a short time!)

    Closer to the ground, I have a friend who used to work a premium bus service from Dallas to the casinos in Lousiana a LOOONG time ago. She said is was bascially a fun ride over... with everyone in a good mood... but on the way back, 1 or 2 were happy while the rest just wanted to get drunk and forget how broke they were...
  • EastCoaster
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    2 days ago
    Yes (as mentioned above), the Treasure Club in Greensboro NC offers limo rides, and I've done several over the years. I've also done a number of limo rides at another Greensboro club, Southside Johnny's, but they're closed now. Both offered unlimited mileage...
  • iknowbetter
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    2 days ago
    For a time in the 90s and early 2000s you could book a “fishing” charter in Key Largo with a particular charter boat captain who would bring along a couple of off duty Miami strippers who would hang out on the boat topless or in skimpy bikinis, working for tips. If the fish weren’t biting you could go below deck to fuck.
  • Rightfield
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    2 days ago
    But if the fish were biting you wouldn't fuck? Odd priorities.
  • iknowbetter
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    2 days ago
    Correct. Floridaman priorities!
  • gobstopper007
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    a day ago
    Treasure Club limo is definitely still up and running. I will never forget being beside a police car at a red light with the legendary Kimmy naked and in my lap.
  • WiseToo
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    a day ago
    I think limo rides like this would do very well in the USA.

    https://www.thestagsballs.com/latvia/sta…
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