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The Ultimate Guide on how to beat the strip club game: My advice unbound

Muddy

USA

Get together a guide to put all my best tips and tricks all in one place, everything I know. What I did to survive strip clubs throughout my career. I thought I'd just skip the article route and give it right to the board. IV it. Anyway here it goes.

*dons weave*

*picks up mic*

*ahem*

🎶You gotta be
You gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser
You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger
You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together
All I know, all I know, love will save the day🎶

🎶Listen as your day unfolds
Challenge what the future holds
Try and keep your head up to the sky
Lovers, they may cause you tears
Go ahead, release your fears
Stand up and be counted
Don't be ashamed to cry🎶


Ok all together now. Everybody let's sing it together, come on!

🎶You gotta be
You gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser
You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger
You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together
All I know, all I know, love will save the day🎶