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9 years ago
Speak for yourself, sockpuppet. I saw the real jerikson40 profile, he logged in this month. Unlike you, he actually submittted 2 recent reviews.
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9 years ago
Congrats, farmerart. How long were you up. (talking baloon ride, not boner.) Jacks fear of heights isn't totally unjustified. Myself being a tall guy, I made sure that I had my hands on either the side of the basket, or an overhead assemblage at all times. If you go on a hot summer day, you'll be sweating bullets, because there's ZERO breeze (unless baloon is descending, then you might catch a slight whiff over the front edge of the basket.
As where the baloon goes is entirely dependent on the winds aloft, one must be aware of what is going on around them, and climb or descend to get to where you want to go. I noticed baloon pilot carrying some cans of shaving cream. Wind shifts with altitude, so baloon pilot would squirt some shaving cream downward periodically to observe its drift. If stream drifted to the right, he'd know to descend if he wanted to alter couse to the right, climb if he wanted to alter course to the left. One could also observe which way the baloons above you or below you were going.
Art, you should take a ride in an open cockpit biplane next.
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
All of us should know by now that our standards is inversely proportional to the ammount of alcohol consumed in the last 2 hours.
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9 years ago
f_s, did you just get banned again ? I noticed that Hoola Twister got banned, too. Some people just can't take exposure to views contrary to their own. Welcome back to Tuscl, f_s- your chances of getting banned here are virtually zero.
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
1) Some hole in the wall club in Daytona Beach that was actually a X-rated theater that had topless waitress(es?). 1973
2) I'll credit several clubs for breaking certain thresholds in this area.
a. For a meaningful degree of regularity, Probably Bottoms Up, Ft Lauderdale, early 1980's. (Defunct since the 90's)
b,c. A significant (and sustained) income increase during Bush 1's presidency saw a proportionate increase in club going. Mons Venus- Tampa, 1990, was the first time that a stripclub became a major driver in choosing a vacation destination. Brads Brass Flamingo, Indianapolis , 1992, was the first club that I drove out of my way to visit (like 2 hours). The OH club scene was worse than it was today.
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9 years ago
...."shocked by the pilot's behavior while flying a plane carrying around 300 people at 33,000 feet"...........
Actually, the particular aircraft involved carries ~ 270 passengers. Whichever Tuscler can first correctly guess the make and model of the aircraft, I'll try to remember to bring along some extra free/discounted club admission passes that I have lying around if we ever meet up.
"33,000 feet."?? Hey, babe, are you sure that you correctly read the altimeter? For the westbound London to New York flight, an "even" altitude (i.e., 32,000', 34,000', etc) would be the standard altitude for that direction. Although ATC can assign a nonstandard altitude for the course being flown, it isn't very likely that they would do so on the busy Trans-Atlantic routes.
Pedantry aside, the blonde in the cockpit photo (whoever she is) is more my type. That said, if subject porn star were to rub up against me in club, I'd probably go for her.
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9 years ago
Mostly running shoes, sometimes Rockports (thank you, Rockport).
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9 years ago
"others states that are pretty known for making good cash."........................
"I'm fully aware of how to use the search button, idiot."...................
So you want us to be your travel consultant, yet exhibit this uppity attitude for a newb towards your elders who have been making business trips and club visits since before you took your first dump in your diapers.........
Ok, I'll give you a free tip towards your first question.Use your search button to find the clubs that have ATM machines. They are pretty good at making cash, but there's a catch. You have to have enough money in your account for the ATM machine to make cash. Stored money in, money out................
Like the ATM machine, myself, and other Tusclers have a vast memory bank of knowledge about clubs and metro areas. Acquiring said knowledge took a lot of time and money. Good qualifications for being a travel/relocation consultant. If you'll provide me your bank account and routing number, I just may "dispense" some of my knowledge your way. Money in, stored knowledge out..............
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9 years ago
A few things wrong with this guess, JS69:
1) I don't think there are any Kuwaiti Tuscl members, much less any Kuwaitis on Tuscl DB.
2) "He was a total sleaze". JS69, is that quote descriptive of any Tuscl members ?
Regardless of whether Kuwaiti pilot can sing better than he flies, I don't think his singing career $$ is going to make up for the flying career $$ that he is about to lose.............
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9 years ago
I say TGIF, and TGFP ( Thank goodness for poledancer). This one and the ones near the 4th of July the best.
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9 years ago
Don't know if this is old wives tale or true, but when judge asked an elderly woman why she fired 6 shots at assailant to kill him, she replied "because the gun went "CLICK" after the 6th shot". The judge let her off.
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9 years ago
Omega- Are you the guy that barfed in 1 of the urinals in Living Room last night ? You seem to have started a trend, because another guy barfed his guts out in the crapper later on.
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9 years ago
JS69- Me, Jealous???? No, JS69, I seem to recall you saying in a thread "lets talk about anal sex", so I did it here in this thread.
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9 years ago
After a routine physical on a college coed, doctor informs coed that she is in great shape, no problems, and asks if she has any questions for him. Coed says that her BF likes to perform anal sex, and asks if it is possible to get pregnant from that. Doc replies- "Certainly is, where do you think the lawyers came from."
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9 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
@gmd- "Winndows still break............" Do you mean like this>>> https://youtube.com/watch?v=w5FOpnEJaV4
Tony Soprano had all the room in the world to swing his baseball bat, has anyone tried it within the confines of a Vette ? So, warhawks, please tell us about the time you broke a car window by pushing on it. Not so easy for a 72 yo diabetic probably suffering from heat exhaustion by then. Also please tell us how long you waited in ER to get hand stitched and what the bill was. Someone on another site needed to be stitched and got a bill for $700.
Yeah, breaking windows with something is an option, but that's not the point. Point being that people need to be aware of what the hell is going on with some of these newer cars. An extra 5-10 minutes reviewing the unique features of car with dealer(or owner/seller as the case may be) can be worthwhile- even worth a man and his dogs life. (I could also say read the owners manual, but they're not always user friendly, or logical. I've found 5-10 minutes hands on to be worth 1-2 hours of reading manual). We can blame the engineers, manufacturer until the cows come home. If the TX man had just thought to ask during demo ride "hey this electronic stuff is neat, but can you show me how to get in and out of the car if the battery dies", one man and his dog would be alive today.
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9 years ago
Sounds like JS just got taken to the cleaners by divorce attorney. Good list of jokes....
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9 years ago
"a bit under-represented there are the everyday strippers".......... I'd expand that to say all club strippers, because the camgirls seem to outnumber the club strippers 2-3 fold. To borrow another Chili quote: Stripperweb should be called Camgirlweb. I suspect that many SWers cam because they abhor actual face to face contact with customers.
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9 years ago
From one nut to a cheapskate: Why do you even give a shit ? If your routine floats your boat, why do you care what others do? As an analogy- if buying a Honda Civic every 10-12 years makes you content, why get your panties in a bunch over guys who buy cars costing 3-10 times more every 3 years ?
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9 years ago
After reading a post by "duomaxwell" several months ago about applications to cover up tats, I'm reluctant to wager money on any given dancer being tat free. But, yeah, a tat & piercing free dancer is about as rare as a silver coin in circulation today. One thing I've seen a lot of is former pierce marks around the belly on many dancers- they tried belly piercing and got tired of it.
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9 years ago
Don't forget to wipe after taking a dump in the restroom, and be sure to hand bathroom troll a dollar tip with your wiping hand. Brilliant!!
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Very entertaining thread, reminds me of one on the pink site many years ago where the pinkies tried to guess what the blues looked like. That ain't me, I don't own a boat. I've met shadowcat- he looks more like a key character on "MASH", than Jimmy Stewart.
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9 years ago
The maximum social security retirement benefits for 2015 are as follows:
Age 62- $2025 month// Age 66- $2663 month// Age 70- $3501 month. If you made maximum social security wages for at least 35 years prior to your retirement date, you will likely get these benefits. Below I crunched some numbers for the breakeven point on the issue of taking SS benefits at age 62 vs age 66, and age 62 vs age 70. The numbers I came up with were 78.69, and 80.97, respectively. Beyond those ages, you'd have been better off delaying benefits to the later age.
The dirty work crunching as follows:
If you start at 62 vs 66, you'll have a $97200 head start on the guy who delayed to 66. But then he'll be gaining on you at the rate of $638/mo which will take him 152.35 months or ~12.69 years to catch up to and subsequently surpass your total benefits.
For 62 vs 70 you'll have a $194400 head start on the age 70 delayer. He'll gain on you at the rate of $1476/mo, which will take him 131.7 months or 10.97 years to catch up to and subsequently surpass your benefits.
I'll admit this methodology is somewhat flawed in that I didn't account for inflation nor figure take home pay (which is different for everyone anyway) into account. Still, the ratios will be the same for 62 vs other ages whether it is 2015, 2019, or 2023. While not perfect, I suspect that my analysis isn't too far off base. As for time value of money, I would suspect that a reasonably moderate rate of return on investments (and/or in conjunction with paying off debts faster) could probably extend the breakeven point 2 or more years beyond my figures.
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9 years ago
p-king- There are lies, there are damn lies, and then there are statistics. You will hear a weather man can say there is a x percent chance of getting rain, but you won't hear him guarantee Farmer Jones that his drought will end today, nor guarantee the church that their picnic won't be rained on tomorrow. I haven't seen you post exactly when each Tuscl member will die.
But, hey, thanks for your input. (PS- I just fucked a proverbial cow on Wed. the 17th. It was good , but I didn't smoke afterwards because I want to live long enough to fuck more proverbial cows. Nice to get a head start on the old bulls)
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9 years ago
Papi: "Work to live, not the other way around".
Dr. Phil: Maybe the average schmuck thinks they're above average.
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9 years ago
j-slash- Congrats, and welcome to the club.
p-king- You crack me up, as in who do you think you are telling people when to collect SS when you don't know exactly when they (or you for that matter) will die. If you collect at 62, you'll live a long time, if you start collecting at 70, you'll croak shortly after your 1st check.