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7 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
OT: Winning ticket for Mega Millions jackpot sold in New JerseyFellas- I just surfed a few lotto related websites, here are some number crunches I came up with:
Odds of winning grand prize ~ 1 in 302 million
Odds of winning $1M 2nd prize~ 1in 12 million
Odds of winning any mega millions prize~ 1 in 24.
Annuity option pays ~ 1.5% of grand prize in first year, with incremental increases each year culminating in ~ 6.1% of grand prize in 30th year (29 years after win). For this $521M grand prize, 1st year annuity would pay ~ $7.8M with incremental increases to ~ $31.7M in 30th year. (Do you think the suspense would kill them ?) If $317M cash lump sum option is chosen, winner should probably plan on clearing around $160M or so (NJ is a high tax state). Shoot, even staggered term short CD's averaging 1% rate would still pay $1.6M/yr. gross. Think you could hack that ?
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7 years ago
Pregnant DancersMaybe ok in the very early stages, but in the very obvious stage, no thanks.
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7 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Shadow's New Whip....The Recarro (sp??) seats and I don't get along that well. If I find one with regular leather seats in Highland Green (Black looks wicked on Mustang, but this IS supposed to be Bullitt , nothing but HG will do), I just might bite. Then again, I sometimes see some leftover 17, even 16 Shelby GT350's with regular leather seats.......
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7 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
OT: Annuities ?There seems to be a lot of people out there eager to sell annuities to you and me. That means that it must be good for the seller(s), but not necessarily that good, or even good for you and me.
@D-lac- That was a weak example you gave- essentially saying that buying annuity is good mainly if buyer times purchase just prior to a large drop in the market. That means that those who buy at other times will get hosed to make up for those down year losses.
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7 years ago
Founder - trust counts don't add up.sc: You actually counted them? You must have been real bored. I suspect the extra counts are due to the club reviews of author that were propped in the old days added on to the number of member trusts.
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7 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Made me think of crazyjoeNo wonder crazyjoe can't seem to hold a job, lol.
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7 years ago
Going to Clubs on off days--early in the week.I favor the 1st week half nights (Su - Wed, except when there is a home game during the football season). I don't enjoy SRO crowds that much, and sometimes all it takes is one dancer to make the night. Really, I go when the itch strikes regardless of time or day. When I go on weekend nights, I strive to arrive and leave early.
I have non-clubbing agendas most afternoons. Day shift can vary greatly depending on club. I found Bare Elegance- LAX to have not much dancer attractiveness difference between day and night shift. Men's Club Dallas didn't have too much a drop off, particularly during a lunch or buffet special. Many clubs can be hit or miss, but again if you find the right dancer the more relaxed atmosphere can be worthwhile.
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7 years ago
ejected for a dollarMaybe we need to make a sticky post: "Clubs that have the dollar tip parade."
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7 years ago
founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
Coming soon to a theater near you...Founder: Was that a DB post, article, or PM to you ? Either way, I nominate story for Tuscl equivalent of Pulitzer Prize.
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7 years ago
Your all time strip clubbing recordDid 7 in a row a couple of times on FL vacations.
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7 years ago
Biggest US City Without any Strip ClubsSt. Louis, MO. However, it's a short drive across the river into IL and the ESL clubs.
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7 years ago
gothamytefrom that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
Top speed you ever drove150 in a Vette 10 or so years ago on a long I70 stretch.
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7 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
OT: 11 signs that you lack emotional intelligence#12- You feel the need to read this thread to validate your own EQ.
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7 years ago
Doces300You can run but you will only die tired
Tampa clubsD300- Instead of throwing such a broad, open ended question at us, how about letting us know what your preferences are for a good club visit ? ( Nudity? Alcohol ? Availability of extras ? Eye candy only ok ? etc, etc) I suppose that I could scroll through your reviews to get an idea of how I should tailor my response to your question, but I'm too damn lazy to do so.
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7 years ago
Diamond in the RoughNot at all, doc. What metaphor would you rather have people use instead ?
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7 years ago
gothamytefrom that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
When's the last time you vomited?That fancy restaurant was really rough: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdJcWvxEULQ
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7 years ago
Your EducationMostly public school K-12, then BS degree.
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7 years ago
Tax SeasonI'll paraphrase here what I've posted in several prior tax threads:
1) To those getting a refund- Congratulations! How does it feel to give Uncle Sam an interest free loan for the past year ?
2) To those having to write out a check this year: Congratulations! (*) Hope you either had a lot of fun, or made out on your investments with the extra money you didn't pay Uncle Sam last year.
(*) #2 comes with the caveat that you didn't underpay by more than 10%, otherwise you'll have to pay a penalty in addition to the taxes owed.
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7 years ago
Ford road side service.+1 on sinclair post.
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7 years ago
Florida east coast clubsThanks to rick and doctorevil on Daytona tips, particularly lodging. I regret not going to Sharks Lounge (was it closed or changed names), and writing a review for posterity's sake. Which club, if any, has a shark tank in it ?
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7 years ago
Can you guys tell a girl is a dancer outside of the club?As shadowcat says. I'll turn pd's question around to "if you've seen some dancers walk into club in their street clothes, would you peg them as being a dancer?" In the case of dancers with "normal" build (no enhancement) and no visible ink, I'd say the answer would be no. All the same, I'd never walk up to a total stranger, and ask them if they're a dancer. But the things that shadowcat mentioned does make me wonder.
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7 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
TUSCL Trusts ?We don't need no stinkin' trust list ! Experienced members can tell who can be trusted without looking up how many trust props a particular member has.
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7 years ago
The rule of 3I'll introduce another rule of 3: The 3 Tuscler Rule. That rule says that if 3 Tusclers get together, and 2 agree on something, the 3rd will have the polar opposite opinion. Two guys say that a club is great, the 3rd guy will say that it sucks. Two guys say that a dancer is hot, the 3rd will say she's a ROB or Ice Princess. If any pinkies are reading this, there is a similar "3 Dancer Rule."
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7 years ago
Bady Dolls in Dallas@sundance- Chalk up another object lesson in the school of hard knocks. Don't go for pricey upfront VIP unless you are familiar with dancer and have a good level of confidence in the satisfaction she delivers. May I suggest you submit a review of BDD, listing all the details you can recall (drink/cover prices, dancer attractiveness, crowd level, etc) and outing the ROB if you can recall her name/physical description.
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7 years ago
Native American dancersOver the years, I've ran into several in CA, AZ, NM, FL, IN, offhand. I'm guessing dancers have been anywhere from 25% to 100% Native American, mostly around 50%. They've been better than average, IME.