The rule of 3

24 comments

• shailynn

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  6 years ago

  How many do you divide by if you have sex with Jackie?
• SteveSutton

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  6 years ago

  Ha Ha I thought that was funny. Probably very true.
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  A good method for getting to the real numbers. I’m happy to simply ignore the numbers (of guys a dancer has fucked).
• Dominic77

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  6 years ago

  I keep it simple: whether I’m in the 1% or not.
• jackslash

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  6 years ago

  I think it should be the rule of 100. At least for the strippers.
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  Jackslash - it’s probably a mistake in general to attempt to apply any logical algorithm to stripper shit.
• JackScott

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  6 years ago

  So if I say that I did it once, it didn't really happen.
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  Is this the rule of turds again?
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  I gott a whole truck load of them turds
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  It never happened for sure Jack! You got dat rite. I never saw a thing
• Warrior15

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  6 years ago

  Shadow, I think you may be onto something there. But after having been to Tijuana, I'm thinking a lot of those numbers are closer to being accurate. That is a place where wet dreams do come true.
• Warrior15

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  6 years ago

  The numbers for the girls in TJ, I don't even want to think about that.
• warhawks

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  6 years ago

  Jackie has so many aliases that you’d have to divide it again by the number of different usernames. Figuring it all out would be like: [view link]
• chessmaster

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  6 years ago

  "So if I say that I did it once, it didn't really happen." lol! even better if I say I had sex with 2 strippers, I really only did...2/3rds of a stripper?
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  Chessmaster - I think SJG has actually had sex with 2/3 of a stripper.
• DeclineToState

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  6 years ago

  Yes, her 2 nostrils
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  He says that he picked her up by the interstate - and he’s still unsure if those nostrils were human - as the rest of the carcass couldn’t be found...
• Array

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  6 years ago

  Thank you, Shadow! It scares me to think how much I may have spent on having sex with strippers. So, if I take my current estimate and divide by 3, it doesn’t seem nearly as bad. Or, only one-third as scary, or something like that.
• warhawks

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  6 years ago

  ^^^ That’s very true! If I use that logic, I’d practically be a Strip Club virgin... instead of the the manwhore I really am... Thanks! I feel much better about myself!
• samsung1

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  6 years ago

  I heard this is some American pie movie lol
• whodey

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  6 years ago

  So when a stripper tells me she's never done anything like this with a customer she must be telling the truth. 0 x 3 = 0 I always thought it was pure ss but shadowcat proved through science and math that those girls were telling me the truth.
• RandomMember

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  6 years ago

  If a TUSCL member tells you how many strippers he has had sex with, you multiply it by sqrt(-1) to get the actual number. FTFY
• goldmongerATL

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  6 years ago

  My goal is to be her first. That day.
• minnow

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  6 years ago

  I'll introduce another rule of 3: The 3 Tuscler Rule. That rule says that if 3 Tusclers get together, and 2 agree on something, the 3rd will have the polar opposite opinion. Two guys say that a club is great, the 3rd guy will say that it sucks. Two guys say that a dancer is hot, the 3rd will say she's a ROB or Ice Princess. If any pinkies are reading this, there is a similar "3 Dancer Rule."