If a TUSCL member tells you how many strippers he has had sex with, you divide it by 3 to get the actual number.
If a Stripper tells you how many customers she has had sex with, you multiply that by 3 to get the actual number.
It's an exact science.
If a TUSCL member tells you how many strippers he has had sex with, you divide it by 3 to get the actual number.
If a Stripper tells you how many customers she has had sex with, you multiply that by 3 to get the actual number.
It's an exact science.
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last commentHow many do you divide by if you have sex with Jackie?
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Ha Ha I thought that was funny. Probably very true.
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A good method for getting to the real numbers.
I’m happy to simply ignore the numbers (of guys a dancer has fucked).
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I keep it simple: whether I’m in the 1% or not.
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I think it should be the rule of 100. At least for the strippers.
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Jackslash - it’s probably a mistake in general to attempt to apply any logical algorithm to stripper shit.
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So if I say that I did it once, it didn't really happen.
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Is this the rule of turds again?
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I gott a whole truck load of them turds
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It never happened for sure Jack! You got dat rite. I never saw a thing
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Shadow, I think you may be onto something there. But after having been to Tijuana, I'm thinking a lot of those numbers are closer to being accurate. That is a place where wet dreams do come true.
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The numbers for the girls in TJ, I don't even want to think about that.
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Jackie has so many aliases that you’d have to divide it again by the number of different usernames.
Figuring it all out would be like:
m.quickmeme.com
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"So if I say that I did it once, it didn't really happen."
lol! even better if I say I had sex with 2 strippers, I really only did...2/3rds of a stripper?
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Chessmaster - I think SJG has actually had sex with 2/3 of a stripper.
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Yes, her 2 nostrils
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He says that he picked her up by the interstate - and he’s still unsure if those nostrils were human - as the rest of the carcass couldn’t be found...
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Thank you, Shadow! It scares me to think how much I may have spent on having sex with strippers. So, if I take my current estimate and divide by 3, it doesn’t seem nearly as bad. Or, only one-third as scary, or something like that.
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^^^ That’s very true!
If I use that logic, I’d practically be a Strip Club virgin... instead of the the manwhore I really am...
Thanks! I feel much better about myself!
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I heard this is some American pie movie lol
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So when a stripper tells me she's never done anything like this with a customer she must be telling the truth. 0 x 3 = 0
I always thought it was pure ss but shadowcat proved through science and math that those girls were telling me the truth.
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If a TUSCL member tells you how many strippers he has had sex with, you multiply it by sqrt(-1) to get the actual number.
FTFY
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My goal is to be her first.
That day.
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I'll introduce another rule of 3: The 3 Tuscler Rule. That rule says that if 3 Tusclers get together, and 2 agree on something, the 3rd will have the polar opposite opinion. Two guys say that a club is great, the 3rd guy will say that it sucks. Two guys say that a dancer is hot, the 3rd will say she's a ROB or Ice Princess. If any pinkies are reading this, there is a similar "3 Dancer Rule."
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