The rule of 3

How many do you divide by if you have sex with Jackie?

Ha Ha I thought that was funny. Probably very true.

A good method for getting to the real numbers.

I’m happy to simply ignore the numbers (of guys a dancer has fucked).

I keep it simple: whether I’m in the 1% or not.

I think it should be the rule of 100. At least for the strippers.

Jackslash - it’s probably a mistake in general to attempt to apply any logical algorithm to stripper shit.

So if I say that I did it once, it didn't really happen.

Is this the rule of turds again?

I gott a whole truck load of them turds

It never happened for sure Jack! You got dat rite. I never saw a thing

Shadow, I think you may be onto something there. But after having been to Tijuana, I'm thinking a lot of those numbers are closer to being accurate. That is a place where wet dreams do come true.

The numbers for the girls in TJ, I don't even want to think about that.

Jackie has so many aliases that you’d have to divide it again by the number of different usernames.

Figuring it all out would be like:

http://m.quickmeme.com/meme/3ondet

"So if I say that I did it once, it didn't really happen."

lol! even better if I say I had sex with 2 strippers, I really only did...2/3rds of a stripper?

Chessmaster - I think SJG has actually had sex with 2/3 of a stripper.

Yes, her 2 nostrils

He says that he picked her up by the interstate - and he’s still unsure if those nostrils were human - as the rest of the carcass couldn’t be found...

Thank you, Shadow! It scares me to think how much I may have spent on having sex with strippers. So, if I take my current estimate and divide by 3, it doesn’t seem nearly as bad. Or, only one-third as scary, or something like that.

^^^ That’s very true!

If I use that logic, I’d practically be a Strip Club virgin... instead of the the manwhore I really am...

Thanks! I feel much better about myself!

I heard this is some American pie movie lol

So when a stripper tells me she's never done anything like this with a customer she must be telling the truth. 0 x 3 = 0

I always thought it was pure ss but shadowcat proved through science and math that those girls were telling me the truth.

If a TUSCL member tells you how many strippers he has had sex with, you multiply it by sqrt(-1) to get the actual number.

FTFY

My goal is to be her first.

That day.

I'll introduce another rule of 3: The 3 Tuscler Rule. That rule says that if 3 Tusclers get together, and 2 agree on something, the 3rd will have the polar opposite opinion. Two guys say that a club is great, the 3rd guy will say that it sucks. Two guys say that a dancer is hot, the 3rd will say she's a ROB or Ice Princess. If any pinkies are reading this, there is a similar "3 Dancer Rule."