When's the last time you vomited?

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• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  I got the flu last year - and it was quite an eruption.
  
  I vomited once in a strip club - at Franks Chicken House. The old pornstar Keisha was featuring there (in the early 90’s). My friend was sitting next to me - eating a bucket of chicken - covered in ranch dressing. Keisha finished her stage set - she came over and spread her ass cheeks for me. I tipped her - and was still thinking about her big round dumper. Then I turned and saw my fat friends lips covered in ranch and hot sauce. I grabbed the bucket....
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  About 2 weeks ago, I was at home, I had lunch. About a 1/2 hour later, I felt the eruption was imminent and I didn't quite make it to the toilet bowl. I was OK, after, something I ate didn't agree with my body. :)
• shadowcat

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  7 years ago

  October 30, 2017 while the paramedics were talking to me before transporting me to the hospital where I stayed for 4 days with pneumonia.
• Uprightcitizen

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  7 years ago

  Now that you mention if you would have asked me two weeks ago I would have said I cant remember. But about then I was traveling to a SCUBA dive site with 4+ foot swells and foolishly siting in the front of our dive boat on the way out after all four of us had a big lunch. One of our crew the lost it over the side once we tied off on the marker bouy. He stayed in the boat and opted out of the dive. I was feeling a little off but good enough to get the hell off the bobbing boat. Once you get in the water and get below the waves its all good. But after coming up from a nitrox tank dive the boat was bobbing like a cork and it took a few to unload my tank, bcd and fins before boarding due to the excessive motion of the dive boat. Once I climbed the boat ladder and was bobbing up and down a few times I leaned over and chummed the water with my lunch and felt immediately better. The funny thing I remember was the swarm of reef fish that cleaned the water up in about 30 seconds. Good timing on the clean-up for the next diver approaching the ladder :P
• RandomMember

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  7 years ago

  Tues Nov 8, 2016
• DrunkPraetorian

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  7 years ago

  Two weeks ago after too much bourbon
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  I actually stick my finger down my throat and force myself to throw-up when I'm not feeling well from something I ate - I feel better if I can get myself to throw-up - not something I do w/ any regularity, maybe once or twice a year.
  
  
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  Back in the mid-2000s while I lived and clubbed in Dallas - had a stressful job back then that required a lot of hours - one Friday night left work around 8 pm, went home and took a shower, then went and had some dinner - made it to a SC in Arlington, TX about 30-minutes away around 11 pm - downed 2 Hurricane drinks in about an hour - was driving home kinda fucked-up and while driving on the freeway threw up my entire dinner and alcohol all-over the steering-wheel of the car - it was not a good-time.
• bubba267

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  7 years ago

  If you include vomiting in my mouth,but not spewing, the last time shadow posted one of his fake links and I clicked on the horror.
• crazyjoe

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  7 years ago

  Last time I ate at McDonald's. This is why I only go there to shit
• DandyDan

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  7 years ago

  2011, before I had surgery which altered my intestinal tract.
• Longball300

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  7 years ago

  About three days ago when somebody posted a video of some fat ass amateur chick trying to dance.
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  Dang, I vomited at breakfast today when I was taking my medicines. The last one was a big pill, and I started the choking and barfed a little bit
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  This thread made me wanna puke, but I have a cast iron stomach and just moved on.
• wildbourbon

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  7 years ago

  I got the flu this winter. Barfed 4 times in 6 hours and then it was over.
  
  Violent but quick and better than a 2-week cold, IMO.
• minnow

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  7 years ago

  That fancy restaurant was really rough: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdJcWvxEULQ
• NinaBambina

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  7 years ago

  About a week ago, stress + a few bottles of Pinot Grigio on an empty stomach (acid reflux doesn't help). It was only a little though, like two shot glasses worth. And it was all wine and stomach acid so it wasn't all chunky and hard to get out.
• NinaBambina

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  7 years ago

  I'm jealous of people who barely ever throw up. I've had a phobia about it all my life (emetophobia), and used to barely ever throw up. I remember once, when I was 12, I hadn't thrown up since I was like 5 so I had forgotten what it even FELT like to throw up. Then I got food poisoning, felt really sick for hours but didn't know if I was actually going to throw up until I did. I threw up 14 times that day.
• wildbourbon

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  7 years ago

  I hate throwing up, too; I avoid it until my body says I have to. Thankfully this happens only once every 2-3 years.
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  No puke today. Yay !!
• NinaBambina

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  7 years ago

  OK I just re-read one of my comments and I meant to say glasses. Not bottles. I did not have a few BOTTLES of Pinot Grigio. Lol
• Uprightcitizen

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  7 years ago

  Lol Nina I was just reading your comments and was like wtf thats some serious stress relief :P
• Bavarian

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  7 years ago

  Similar to Nina’s experience.
  
  I did a VIP room and it comes with a bottle of champagne. I had not eaten that day. A couple of glasses later, I was in the club’s restroom, kneeling in front of the toilet seat. This was a couple of years ago.
• orionsmith

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  7 years ago

  I can't remember. I do remember years ago a couple of times. I do not remember last year or the year before anything like that. I avoid food I believe won't agree with me. If I wanted to throw up, I know of certain foods that will make me sick.
• Uprightcitizen

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  7 years ago

  Juice wins!
  
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