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Diamond in the Rough

doctorevil
doctorevilVIP2298254

Evil Lair

8 yrs ago · 1 min read

Am I the only one who is getting irritated by this continually recurring metaphor in reviews?

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flagooner

Yes

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Papi_Chulo

I don't find-it irritating but more along the lines of demoralizing as to what to expect in a particular club (i.e. poor-talent).

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Jascoi

maybe finding carbon that is being compressed...

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minnow

Not at all, doc. What metaphor would you rather have people use instead ?

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shailynn

Juice refers to them as "found an unopened Fourloko under the seat of my car"

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doctorevil

“What metaphor would you rather have people use instead ?” Anything else. The diamond in the rough thing thing is trite and hackneyed to begin with, but I see it so often here I am beginning to cringe when I see it again. The Fourlokos is good. The cherry in the bowl of prunes? The flaming hot Cheeto in the toilet bowl? The corn kernel in the turd?

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ButterMan

Yeah I'm not sure why this terminology irritates you LOL I've used it myself to describe a well diamond in the rough or the one girl that stands out in a hole in the wall club for instance

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ime

Or as sanjoselloydschoene says like a forgotten bottle of Chloroform in his pile of zip ties, gags, and duct tape.

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79terrier

I think the fact that we're looking at improving our metaphors is a good thing, and a sign that TUSCL is trying to improve. Clearly this board is a diamond in the rough.

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Uprightcitizen

How about "Diamond did it rough"?

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Jascoi

‘i found something better’ might work.

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Pyroxl

My vernacular pet peeve is when people say "decimated" for an annihilation.

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realDougster

Shine bright like a diamond Shine bright like a diamond

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flagooner

I'm not looking for originality in writing style, just an accurate depiction of the club.

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Corvus

All I know is that I would never use that phrase anywhere on this site. Never

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doctorevil

I know. Especially not in a title.

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loper

I agree with Pyroxl, the entirely unnecessary improper use of decimate irritates me. As does diamond in the rough at this point.

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doctorevil

Spoken like a true Roman Legionaire.

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Cashman1234

I used it as the title of a review. I couldn’t think of another way to characterize the dancers body. It’s trite and over used - but it’s a strip club review - not a NY Times best seller.

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rogertex

Guys - Doc is looking for a rough-rider in Diamond Dolls strip club - just like Uprightcitizen states.

.... just so doctorevil's review can say '' ... and finally i met rough in the diamond"

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