Comments by jsbach

Damn half of them are yours, Papi. You're a funny MF. I also like the FarmerArt tribute one. Sweet and hilarious.

^^^ that's why the culture one seemed familiar. Much more entertaining this way. If it was hacked, hats off to the hacker.

^^^ Don't let the bastards drag ya down, SJG... I'm not sure I ever noticed those tag lines at the bottom of the page. Whoever writes them is funny AF. "Home of the best Indian movers" kills me!

I won't touch my phone in the bathroom. OCD paranoid about dropping it in toilet. Doubt I could use it again even if it was still functional.

@TravelingGolfer: I'll throw in on that... If it was SJG'S real identity he seems to be a pretty successful guy. Doubt he's living in anybody's basement. I come away with a new respect for him myself. I too enjoy his posts simply for his unwavering dedication to one topic. I hope this doesn't screw up his life, or worse yet, make him stop posting. Outing somebody is an unbelievably dick move. If you have that much of a problem with somebody, ignore is a click away.

@TheeOSU: Yeah I was wondering why he would have responded to those posts too. Reckless insanity? Not giving a fuck? Or a brilliant move of trying to create plausible deniability?... He seems to be taking it in stride though.

Seems like something might of gone down. Outers suck.

I think my Chevy Malibu was lighter.

You should hit up Donald Trump's dad if you need a "small loan."

Makes me turn my head like Pavlov's dog. Which is the point.

^^^ LOL But seriously, how do you explain the Jews that are atheists, but still consider themselves Jewish? It seems to me there aren't a lot of, oh say, Baptists who lose their faith, become agnostic or atheist, and still go around claiming to be Baptist. It would be unusual.

^^^ But will your subs bring you your Chapstick when your lips hurt real bad? Gall!

@georgebailey: I understand it's also a religion and practiced by people of all races around the world, but there are many Jews who are completely secular, don't practice the religion at all, and still identify as Jews ethnically and culturally. So it's not completely synonymous with only being a religion like Christianity or what have you. In particular I was referring to the ones descended "by birth" from European Jews. I could have been clearer. Still a funny joke though.

Bigoted and anti-Semitic, yes. Racist, no. As Jews are not a race but a subset of Caucasians. I ascribe to the three race theory; however dated and inaccurate it might be. Not to nitpick, but wouldn't the dancer be handing the money back towards the beginning of the video?

Seriously considering it.

"major vagina dentata action. And I'm not talking about the Police's unreleased fourth album." Reminded me of that line from Wayne's World I believe?

Throw a rock in the air. You'll hit a club with heavily tattooed girls in Portland. It's like a city ordinance or something.

Ditto. Bring those cats some fucking Clorox. They said the water down there was gonna be bad... What an embarrassment.

Gotta go with the indoor game too. 1. More chicks to look at. 2. I actually think the boy - short style is sexier. Bikinis are great, but the other shorts wrap around the ass so nicely. 3. Seems like you get less trees. I could be mistaken about the numbers or percentage of very tall players, but it seems like it's less than with the beach players. Women over six feet tall are rarely hot to me. It did seem like in years past the shorts were even sexier too. I think there was more "ride-up" creating lovely thong wedgies.

^^^ Agreed. Much more attractive than the male vagina. :)

@ime: Good call. The Witch is fantastic. Old school Stanley Kubrick feel to it. Not super scary while you're watching, but that one lingers.

Kid you're too young to be paying girls for sex other than dating them. Go get a girlfriend.

Why do I get the feeling this is the same guy who talks about having diarrhea on Yahoo Answers?

You could do that now. Just be discreet. Unless you wanna jizz on the girl or your dollars I guess.

It's used in healthcare / medicine to this day. It's the gold standard for topical antiseptic before surgery. Shellfish is chock full of it. People that are allergic to shellfish are generally allergic to iodine as well.