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Damn half of them are yours, Papi. You're a funny MF. I also like the FarmerArt tribute one. Sweet and hilarious.

^^^ that's why the culture one seemed familiar. Much more entertaining this way. If it was hacked, hats off to the hacker.

^^^ Don't let the bastards drag ya down, SJG... I'm not sure I ever noticed those tag lines at the bottom of the page.…

I won't touch my phone in the bathroom. OCD paranoid about dropping it in toilet. Doubt I could use it again even if it…

@TravelingGolfer: I'll throw in on that... If it was SJG'S real identity he seems to be a pretty successful guy. Doubt he's living in…

@TheeOSU: Yeah I was wondering why he would have responded to those posts too. Reckless insanity? Not giving a fuck? Or a brilliant move…

Seems like something might of gone down. Outers suck.

I think my Chevy Malibu was lighter.

You should hit up Donald Trump's dad if you need a "small loan."

Makes me turn my head like Pavlov's dog. Which is the point.

^^^ LOL
But seriously, how do you explain the Jews that are atheists, but still consider themselves Jewish? It seems to me there aren't…

^^^ But will your subs bring you your Chapstick when your lips hurt real bad? Gall!

@georgebailey: I understand it's also a religion and practiced by people of all races around the world, but there are many Jews who are…

Bigoted and anti-Semitic, yes. Racist, no. As Jews are not a race but a subset of Caucasians. I ascribe to the three race theory;…

Seriously considering it.

"major vagina dentata action. And I'm not talking about the Police's unreleased fourth album." Reminded me of that line from Wayne's World I believe?

Throw a rock in the air. You'll hit a club with heavily tattooed girls in Portland. It's like a city ordinance or something.

Ditto. Bring those cats some fucking Clorox. They said the water down there was gonna be bad... What an embarrassment.

Gotta go with the indoor game too. 1. More chicks to look at. 2. I actually think the boy - short style is sexier.…

^^^ Agreed. Much more attractive than the male vagina. :)

@ime: Good call. The Witch is fantastic. Old school Stanley Kubrick feel to it. Not super scary while you're watching, but that one lingers.

Kid you're too young to be paying girls for sex other than dating them. Go get a girlfriend.

Why do I get the feeling this is the same guy who talks about having diarrhea on Yahoo Answers?

You could do that now. Just be discreet. Unless you wanna jizz on the girl or your dollars I guess.

It's used in healthcare / medicine to this day. It's the gold standard for topical antiseptic before surgery. Shellfish is chock full of it.…