Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Lots of new faces which isn't...

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rockstar666
Sep 11, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

Lots of new faces which isn't unusual. HB tends to hire the 'girl next door' types and the new girls were no exception. Not as many tats as usual, but that will change if they last. Haley and Alex caught my eye as exceptionally beautiful, and I like Mary although she could lose 10-15 pounds. I like that the DJ played some more obscure blues and rock as opposed to the usual dance shit the owner wants to hear.

The free food is quite good, and the $1.50 drinks mean you can drink a lot and still drive home. The shot girls are fun as they've learned to be less obnoxious but do NOT buy dances from them as you get something between an air dance and pointless bouncing on your lap. The regular dancers can be an excellent value for a no extras club if you pick the right one. They know how to get your motor running.

Be sure to print out the free pass on the web site to save $10. The 5 for $50 package is a great value too despite short songs. For an extra $10 you can use a couch upstairs which is nice for a change of pace. My only complaint is if you buy a dancer a drink, they cannot drink it with you at your table. It's a silly rule they try to justify somehow but in the end it's bad policy. I don't expect that to ever change though.

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