Travel was supposed to take me...
Travel was supposed to take me into Michigan, within shouting distance of Detroit, but plans got derailed and I ended up only going as far as Chicago. Half-literally from the Penthouse to the outhouse.
Given I was there in the afternoon before moving on, I decided to stop at the one Chicago place that seemed to have a Saturday afternoon shift, Heavenly Bodies. I had been before, quite a long time ago on a Halloween night, and thought it wasn't worth the trip again. Kinda sorta think I should have held myself to that thought.
First things first, a $10 cover on a Saturday afternoon is semi-ridiculous. Granted, there were plenty of guys in there, so clearly it's not stopping anyone from going. But still, you shouldn't make guys pay as if they're getting Saturday midnight talent on Saturday afternoon.
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