Heavenly Bodies
Closed
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

this club has gone way downhill

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sjm455
Feb 27, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

I used to go to HB at least once a week. Now it's barely a couple of times a month because of the lack of quality options to get dances from. I go home with most of the money in my pocket. Not because I'm not willing to spend it but because I refuse to waste it on women I wouldn't even hit on at a regular bar. Just because I'm a man doesn't mean I get to play professional basketball, I'm not tall enough, not built for it. Just because you're a woman it doesn't mean you should get to be a stripper if you're not built for it. My safe is filling up with unspent hundreds. That's where they'll stay til they start hiring better looking dancers.

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