Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Stopped by here on a Friday...

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BadgerSF
Jan 23, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Stopped by here on a Friday night on my own whilst in brief transit limbo. It's close to the airport but not great transport options without a car. I stayed in a motel right next door that had a free transfer from the airport so it worked well. The room cost less than a taxi would have done. I printed out a free pass from the internet and headed over.

First problem - couldn't get in without ID. I'm in my 30's so that was a surprise. Luckily it was about a 2 minute walk to go back and grab some from the hotel. When I got in the club it was busy but not full. It had the feel of a sports bar with lots of small tables and some stool seating around most of the sides. Unfortunately every seat that was free was reserved for some reason - VIP, bottle service, bar stool that had just been vacated by a regular, lunar cycle, etc... So feeling a little unwelcome I stood by the wall and checked out the girls.

There weren't many considering the number of guys. A girl for the three small stages, a few going around selling shots and a steady stream of different girls in rotation going between private LDs and walking the room. I watched a few girls perform but no-one really caught my eye. I was about to leave when I saw a girl in a green bikini heading to the back for a private lapdance. She was stunning. I waited for her to come back out. The guy she was with must have had deep pockets as they were gone a while. During the wait, only the shot girls looked interesting but from experience they tend to look better than they dance so didn't take them up on any offers but I did order a $2 beer.

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