Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

I’ve been here a few times,...

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jaman111
May 25, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

I’ve been here a few times, both during the day and at night. It is really the only strip club in the area, and being in a pretty good location, it can get crowded. The outside is not too appealing but the parking lot appears safe and is well lit. Once you pay the girl in the window the cover ($10-20), you can head inside. As for the clientele, there are some businessmen, blue collared workers, young, and old. It appears to be mostly good people; I don’t believe they are overrun with gangs or anything like that. There is a main stage and two off to the side. The side stages are only used when it’s busy. It’s a fairly decent sized club and should have plenty of seating. A waitress will come up to you shortly after you sit down. The girls keep their clothes on while on stage (well…bra and panties). Beer is only $1.50 and other non-alcoholic drinks are free before a certain time (I think 7), but please do tip the waitress. They serve food as well which is pretty good.

Since I said it can get crowded, girls will not be coming up to you constantly, especially if you are not a regular. You will have more luck if you come in the early evening than late at night. There are a lot dayshift girls and they are not that bad, probably because they can get sizeable number of guests during the day. I would say there is not too many 10’s but more like the 6-8 range. There are mostly white girls, including the Europeans, but as a whole there is some diversity. If you can’t find a few girls you like, you’re being too picky. For the dances, you have four choices. There’s the backroom VIP for $25 which consists of a two song dance on one of the chairs out in the open of the VIP area. You can also do a private dance in one of the booths in the backroom which is five dances for $50. You can go upstairs where you can sit out a couch instead of a chair. That one is 5 for $60. You can get more dances for more money of course. Finally, there’s the rooms off to the side which is almost the same as the booths in the VIP room (including the price) except you and the dancer face a mirror. The dances are only topless; you can only touch them on their waist and legs but the dancers can be pretty physical.

Overall I like the club. There are better ones but considering this one’s proximity to my house and relative affordability, I can’t complain. Strip clubbing not one of my more promotable hobbies but in all likelihood I’ll visit again.

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