Heavenly Bodies
Closed
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Yet another disappointment at HB

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arousedexec
Aug 18, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Strike three for this club. Used to be a great club: friendly, lots of pretty girls, good lap dances, private rooms. Best of all you received a great value for your money. Not any more. Third time I've gone to this club and almost as bad as last time. About 40-50 guys in the club on a Friday early evening. Only about 4-8 girls on the floor at any one time. Only one was really hot and she seemed stoned. Asked me for a dance, but said she had to go on stage. Agreed to wait. She leaves the stage with another guy. Meanwhile I'd turned down offers from 3 girls, none of whom were as hot. But "how 'bout it". Girl was too stoned or strange to remember our date. Bouncer also kept me out of the club for about 10 minutes, when I first tried to get in. Something about "cash by the front door". I had to call to confirm the club was open. I really, really hope management reads yet another less than good review from me. This club used to be fantastic, now it's way too many guys for 1-2 hot girls on shift and the rest out of shape. Dances are still reasonable, but in three times coming to the club all I had was drinks and maybe 1 free burger.

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