Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

I visited on a Monday during...

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TheGentleman
May 21, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

I visited on a Monday during lunchtime. They only had three dancers on shift, and they were spending about half of their time in the VIP, so there were long stretches with no dancer on stage. They did call in another dancer, so they responded to the problem, at least.

The club is decent inside. Nothing fancy, but nice and clean. I think the cover was $5 and that gave you all-you-can-eat lunch. You can order anything and everything off the menu, which is typical pub grub. I had the BLT, and it was decent enough that I had another one. Food service was slow, but I was not in a hurry. The crowd was small and well-behaved. The music was good and not too loud.

The few dancers that were there were good. Not especially acrobatic on stage, but they were appreciative of tips and made conversation with the tippers. I did the VIP with two of them. I don't know what it is, but I seem to run into a lot of dancers working on their psychology degrees. She was fun to talk to. The other was a good talker as well. We all behaved ourselves in the VIP. This is Illinois, not Vegas or Miami. Bottoms stayed on, even in the VIP, and touching was limited to the non-sexy parts.

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