Heavenly Bodies
Closed
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Good Value for the money

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brian2240
Jan 5, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

I've been here in the past but it's been a few years so I thought I would give it a go as I remembered that it usually has a decent number of dancers on a Sunday night. The club has free parking, $10 admission and 1.50 beers, so you get a ton of value. The inside is nothing great but they do have a lot of big screen tvs so you can watch sports when the not so attractive girls are up on stage. There were about 10 girls when I first got in, and more girls came on shift on the top of the hour at 9pm and 10pm. A few real good lookers, especially Asia and Danica. A lot of variety too, but in general the girls are younger and not too experienced which can be good and bad. I've had dances that totally sucked because the girl wouldn't let you get away with anything but the seasoned girls can be a bit robotic.. I'd say there were 4 girls of 20 in the 8+ category by the time I left near midnight.

As is always the case with a club, if you go in with a happy don't give a shit attitude and you're nice but give the girls a little shit too you'll have a great time. All the dancers let me roam around during the private dances a bit but no obvious groping of the titties or ass. I groped a little too much ass with one girl who didn't care, but the bouncer came by the little booth and told me to knock it off. But that was it, no big deal. So if the girl doesn't care I'd say try a little if you're having fun and the girl is into it.

You are not going to get any extras at this club (or really any in the Chicago area) so go in with that in mind and you'll have a much better time. The dances are a decent grind if you are with the right girl, and I recommend talking to the folks around you, one might be a regular. This is how I found the best grinds when I went. I went alone and didn't feel awkward. It seems the bar seating is almost all regulars and I guess it is reserved seating there most nights but Sunday night it was not, this is how I ended up talking to a lot of regulars (who weren't getting dances haha).

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