Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

When I visit SCs, I tend...

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pensionking
Apr 22, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

When I visit SCs, I tend to prefer those that I feel the need to shower when I get home. I prefer somewhat seedy, high mileage, extras-type clubs. Or, at least, VHM clubs that ooze sexuality and that motivate the flag up the pole.

After visiting HB, I barely felt the need to wash my hands, much less shower. Granted, my visit was over a lunch hour, but I have had "rewarding" visits during daytimes elsewhere. HB struck me as a mostly eat, drink and lookie venue. Chatting with other patrons, I never got the feeling that much happens in VIP. Maybe I have been at this game too long and I am just bored with the whole thing. Maybe nighttime or weekends would be a different experience.

Overall, I found the club to be well lit, clean and the dancers quite attractive, if not plastic. Just not as sleazy as I prefer. For the inexperienced or novice mongers, this would be an excellent starting point to experience this lifestyle. Definitely preferable to me as compared to a place like the Admiral Theater on the NW side of Chicago. Safe parking, safe area, for sure. Even smokeybear won't be scared!

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