Heavenly Bodies should be given an award for most effective use of interior lighting! Anytime you enter a club from bright sunshine until afternoon, you end up feeling blinded in the dark when you finally enter

Heavenly Bodies should be given an award for most effective use of interior lighting! Anytime you enter a club from bright sunshine until afternoon, you end up feeling blinded in the dark when you finally enter. This is to be expected. However, unexpected lighting surprises awaited me.

Free, safe parking in shadow of O'Hare Airport. The entry is a little funky. First I had to show an ID (I am ancient and could never be confused for a 20 y/o). OK... Then I pay $10. Then get a wrist band (why?? worried I snuck in a back door or something??). Then get a token/coin. Then, deposit the coin in a slot and enter through a turnstile. WTF?? Fort Knox??

After purchasing a $1.50 beer (really? wow!) I settled in after my eyes adjusted. I was pleasantly surprised at how fit and sexy all the dancers appeared to be to me. Only 1 pole was in operation mid day, but dancers were effectively circulating the room. I am starting to think this fly-by was going to be a good idea. Dancers outfits all seemed to feature nice booty -- mostly white/mixed or Hispanic. No black gals this afternoon. All dancers were bikini-clad. Then, one by one, the dancers approached me for brief conversation quickly followed by "wanna dance." To my surprise, up close, most of them were really quite unattractive for one reason or another. None heavy, but just average looks (f-ed up teeth, weird hair, oddly tall, etc.) It was an optical illusion -- from a distance of 10 to 20 feet, they looked fairly hot. Up close, not so much.