Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

The club is in a pretty industrial part of town, on a two-lane one-way street. Parking is on both sides of the building and in the back, but the entrance is in…

Visited late on a Saturday night. Expected it to be busier than it was. There were maybe 15-20 customers there. No cover but was told to make sure to buy 2+ drinks…

I found myself in Eugene again for some business and visited this establishment on a Friday afternoon as I had time to kill. It's located just behind the Springfield Inn in an…

It would be a pity to not get to know yours. That was my thought when I came through the door at SI, and saw Opal* dancing on stage. Good size nipples…

Been here a few times and never regret it. It won't be the mind blowing out of this world experience of next level babes or anything, but it's a solid place with…

It’s been a while, wife had other plans, and I’ve been looking forward to some time out from real life. Time in a place where ogling and fondling are standard, where…

Club layout hasn’t changed at all. Still haven’t been in the Champagne rooms because they seem pointless judging by the mileage at this club. Right after getting my usual drink and sitting down…

Wasn’t my birthday – but close enough – decided to treat myself one more time in 2024. A Sunday afternoon couple weeks before Christmas, about 1pm. Just inside door, on the left…

Wife had something to do, giving me a window last Sunday at noon. Noon? You can have yourselves a Sweet Illusion at 12:15 on a Sunday? Hope so.…

Another trip to SI. Nothing has changed as far as the club layout. This time I went directly to the bar to order a drink so that nobody would approach me about…

First time visit here. As far as this state goes, I have a pretty limited experience having only gone to Club Rouge & Firehouse Cabaret before, which are two of the most…

Went to sweet illusions, my local fave! Arrived around 5pm after work, sat off the stage to admire the rotation. First couple of dancers didn’t really interest me, but there was one…

My apologies in advance for this somewhat abbreviated review. I only got to spend a short amount of time at the club, so I can’t go terribly in depth on this one… I…

I've been here a number of times, always in the afternoon. I did just one lap dance here maybe a year ago, but it was a good one. So good in fact…

Oh, what a lucky boy I be (Not a lot of D-cups at Sweet Illusions.) C’s came first, couple weeks back on a Wednesday, driving by, steering wheel pulled left, and I’m in the…

Very nice group of ladies working for a Monday night! Dances weren't expensive, one girl quoted 25/song, one 30/song. Both offered multi-song discounts too. Didn't ask about the champagne room price, but the…

Early Sunday afternoon, I timed my drive to stop in Springfield and visit this out-of-the-way, not-close-enough-to-home favorite. For those who don't know, this club seems to attract younger, more slender or petite dancers,…

Monday afternoon, got done with work early and able to spend an hour or so before heading home. Hot and sunny day, dark and cool club. Got a $4 water, before I…

I like Sweet Illusions, and will twist an itinerary to be able to make a stop in Springfield as often as I can. There’s something about the generally upbeat vibe and…

100 degrees outside, wife had errands to do, and I hadn’t fondled other boobs in a couple months. Pulled into Sweet Illusions about 2:30PM. Ah…… air conditioning and a nude…

Stopped by for a short visit, there was no cover charges, but was asked to buy a drink for $20 !!! The girls were good looking and were from slim to medium…

Logistics: The #11 bus goes close. Biking would be safeish, but I didn't see any bike racks. There is a cheap motel within stumbling distance. No food within walking distance, but…

I've avoided SI because of its reputation for having the prettiest, youngest dancers in the area. You see, I'm a worn out member of the Medicare generation and didn't want to be…

I've been here occasionally over maybe 5 years, and typically I'm reminded that Sweet Illusions is one of my favorite strip clubs in Oregon. For me it's consistently good value and…

I knew this would be a fine Friday for some fondling. Freaking beautiful outside, borderline hot and sunny, after our long cool, wet spring in the NW. And aurora predicted…

This was my home club for a very long time, but I have since moved across the country. I’m still in contact with some of the girls who work there, so I…

Stopped by for a few hours on a Saturday. Very near a college town (Eugene), so I had high hopes for the talent. It appears to be in a pretty reasonable, semi-industrial…

Swung by on a Sunday afternoon to relax, have a beer, see some great pole dancing and enjoy some laps. As soon as I entered, there's a dj on the left and a…

Sunday afternoon last, looking for some fun. Now, I admit I’m easy. I don’t need extras of any kind, or long deep conversations, or mutual drinking. Just give me…

It's Thursday night, around 9 PM, and I find myself back at the club. It's been a while since my last visit. There's a slight drizzle outside, but inside, the club still…

Springfield, OR. Saturday night. Area seems fine. Coming here there must've been a big concert or something that just let out near OU home of the Ducks so some traffic. Area around…

Don't know how many times I need to learn the lesson, but the general strip club axiom remains; don't go for the hottest one, the better choice is the 7/10. So I…

First time at Sweet Illusions 2 Saturdays ago and was pleasantly surprised by how great it was! Visited around 2pm and there were probably around 8 people there and about 6-8 dancers.…

So since I happen to live in an area with no clubs, this is probably the closest thing I have to a "home" club. I've reviewed it in the past, but since…

Probably the same day as Mr Johnson visited the club. I came to see her. She was the first girl I danced with in this club. Over the past month, I visited the…

The Friday before Christmas, I had business down in Eugene/Springfield and with that, made a stop at Sweet Illusions around 1:30 PM. It had been over a year since my last visit.…

Sunday afternoon, couple weeks back – about 1:30; pull into SI’s ample free parking, arrange my 20s, 5s, and 1s into different pockets. No cover charge, ID check here in Simpson…

I was in the neighborhood on Sunday afternoon and dropped by for a beer, watch some football and oh ya, see some naked girls. The club is really chill with easy parking,…

Recent Friday afternoon – my impulsive side suddenly goes ‘let’s hit the club’. My practical side goes ‘Maybe, what’s the plan’? Impulsive: ‘see some titties, feel titties, feel them…

Is it SS if you believe it? And it’s true? Cause I was having me some real fun. This was a bit different from my usual trip to my local club.…

And I’m more of a boob guy. But the boobs were wonderful, too. Sunday afternoon, about 3pm, couple weeks ago. Step inside, DJ and under 21 stripper (roped) area on your…

I’ve gone to this club so many times over the years and built legitimate friendships with many of the dancers. This was my first chance of getting back after a long hiatus…

I last visited this club over 5 years ago on a road trip amd I stopped in again on another one. The club only really seems to have made one change since…

Friday. Mid-May. First really warm day. Thoughts turn toward the boobs and buns within Sweet Illusions. Arrive about 3:30 PM. Cooler in here, eyes adjust; get a…

Just now getting to writing review of two visits on consecutive days in April. The first night was a loser. After sitting through the full cycle of 10 to 15…

Resubmitting with more detail. This was a fun place to check out and I'll be there again next time I'm in the Eugene/Springfield area. It's situated in kind of an industrial area and…

Had a couple of tokes on the drive over, buzz coming on. Open door, WHAM, eyeballs hit with gorgeous, near naked girl; love when that happens. Stage is right in front…

One of my favorite clubs in Oregon and I've been here several times. The ladies are almost always young, slim, sexy and friendly. The club itself is not much to look at,…

This is my go-to club when in the Eugene metro area; plan on 10-15 minutes if driving from downtown Eugene. My well drink was $8; no cover at 7 pm, free parking, no…

A Sunday afternoon, late January. Cool outside; warmer in here. Nine or so dancers, maybe that many patrons if you count the goofs video gaming. Basic mix for here,…

Sweet Illusions is a great local club. Its not fancy so you don't go there expecting any glamor or a real club atmosphere like you might in a bigger city. Its more…

I’m a day time guy, haven’t been in a strip club after sunset since before I discovered lap dances 6 years ago. But for reasons irrelevant to the reader, I found…

Was in Eugene for a Ducks basketball game, so I thought I'd stop by SI before the game. Planning to swing in after the game too. The place is in a decent enough…

Catch your attention? Sure did mine when stripper ‘Vixen*’ said this. Read on. Stopped in Sweet Illusions couple Sundays ago, about 1PM. 8 dancers were on the roster…

Stopped in Sweet Illusions last Sunday afternoon, about 2PM. Opening the door lets in a blast of light, which brightly illuminated Amber* dancing on stage. The on-duty neurons in my…

I was in the area and dropped by to enjoy a late evening with some beautiful young ladies. My last visit here was pre-covid and it's just as laid back as…

After Thanksgiving, about 2PM. As soon as I walked thru the door, I liked what I saw. Star* was just getting on stage; curvy, hourglass figure, delightful looking B/C cups,…

Visited my favorite Eugene area club while I was passing through town. Did not have a lot of time and made a stupid decision with a ROB. Then it got better. Free parking,…

I was traveling through town on a Saturday night and pre-planned a visit to Sweet Illusions based on other reviews here. Seemed like the best option in the Eugene/Springfield area. Couldn’t get…

My first post-lockdown visit to Sweet Illusions, and it's mostly the same. Drinks reasonably priced (I was pre-lubricated so bought a soft drink for a few dollars). Free parking, no cover. It's…

My second time at SI (I don't live in the vicinity), but I'm glad I took some time off the road to stop in again. Like others have indicated, this is…

The great Covid titty drought ended for me in a wonderful manner Saturday. Put on a mask and walked into Sweet Illusions about 3PM. There stood the owner/manager, ask the…

This is one of my favorite clubs because the women are beautiful, enough of them are friendly, and the lapdance/VIP rooms are well laid out. At any given time SI has 6-10 dancers…

Stopped by here on a visit to Oregon. The club appears to be in a safe area. There is a parking lot that pretty much surrounds the building.…

I wonder about the future of clubs. Sweet Illusions has been my favorite club, of the five in my area. It’s the closest, barely two miles away, and I’ve always, so far,…

First time visit while in town for a week. Busy inside but the primary lighting comes from some orange/red neon lights and the video poker machines. Gave it a strange science fiction…

This review covers a couple recent visits, a Friday afternoon a few weeks back, then a short visit to SI on a recent Saturday. I was hoping to see my current…

About 12-15 girls there when I walked in around 9pm. Dancers were much better looking than the typical dive bars I frequent in Portland. One or two were a little heavy, but…

I've been to SI several times and each time it's much the same and yet a little different. What remains the same are the prices, and the physical club. What seems to…

Recently had a chance to try out Sweet Illusions on a Saturday afternoon, my 1st weekend visit; previous visits (& reviews) have been weekday afternoons. Venue: Can’t miss it going east on…

Was in the Springfield/Eugene area and decided to try Sweet Illusions. I used to come down here to another club that closed about a year or so ago. Can't recall…

I was in town on a visit and having read about the other clubs on TUSCL, this one seemed to be a good bet for a good time. I got there at…

Pulled into Sweet Illusions approx 3:30pm on a recent Friday. About half of their ample free parking is around back, mostly out of sight of traffic. Maybe 25 cars in…

This was my third visit over the past 9 months. The atmosphere is very friendly and there is no cover. On my first visit I got numerous consecutive lap…

I find myself in the area for work on occasion and have learned to make this place a regular stop when I am. I've enjoyed the day shift here before on weekdays…

Based on the reviews, I stopped by on my way through town and I wasn't disappointed. The club isn't in the best area of town but once I parked, I felt…

I've become an infrequent regular here now. I've only been during the afternoons so I can't speak for nights. There are always at least a couple (if not more) beautiful ladies working…

Slept in on MLK day; my office was closed, but wife's was not. So with just a couple of errands, and a short honey-do list, it seemed like a good day…

I'm an old regular at this club, and it seen it go through some transitions. Right now it's going through another. I can't speak for the evening crowd as I…

I've read and heard great things about SI in the past and I've dropped in twice before in the evening but couldn't see what the fuss was about. I'm in the area…

It just a brick cube on the outside but since you get in they have 1 stage and probably 8-10 girls working. All of college age with the school so close by.…

'Twas a Wednesday afternoon, hot, sunny day, early Sept. Had a bit of time for a visit after a quick errand. But the errand took forever, got stuck in construction…