Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club
1836 S A St Springfield, OR 97477

Top 10 club? Not too sure about that....

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twaumpster1
Jan 12, 2024, 3:50 PM
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Visited: Thursday Morning

So since I happen to live in an area with no clubs, this is probably the closest thing I have to a "home" club. I've reviewed it in the past, but since the old owner died sometime last year, I've not been back.

 

The layout is still the same. You open the door and BOOM! main stage. It is equally shocking and comforting to see a beautiful woman on stage first thing. The DJ is to the immediate left, the bar to the right, and beyond the bar is a row of video poker machines (which used to see a lot of action, but have not so much the last couple of times I've been in...). Beyond that are the small VIP "rooms". They're kinda like cubicles with curtains, but they get the job done. They're each different. If you can, ask for the large room (or just let the girl pick!)

 

Ordered a drink - the Coors Light was $6. Not terrible for this area, but not a screaming deal either. There were 7-10 names on the board, and in the hour or so I was there, I saw them all on stage (or most of them anyways). About the same number of PLs. Stage dances are typically one song in the daytime, and girls get topless. There were lots of spinners on day shift today, with maybe one "larger" gal. All white. All 20/30s (except for those under 21 that sit in a roped off area next to the DJ. Most of them were decent (5/6 range), and one or two were hotter (7/8 range).

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